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Originally Posted by conman823
He keeps taking in these crazy, trashy Girls he's gonna end up the next Phil Hartman.
Please, don't tease us like that.
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Did anybody hear Anthony tell the story of how he had to rush his latest "girlfriend" to the ER last night?
Apparently she was having an asthma attack and hadn't been "back home" to get her meds in quite some time. He said she's from out of state.
She was admitted into the Pediatric ER.
Oh Anthony...
Either he is being conned or we didn't get the whole story. He said she hadn't left yet because of her asthma. I think if you have asthma they allow you to fly.
But, for the hospital to hold her for such a long time maybe it is more complicated.
Honestly though, he gets paranoid over EVERYTHING regarding his personnel safety, but never once says passing out stonecold drunk with this Bimbo might lead to a bullet in the head one night?
Or does Keith the Cop standby and guard his royal bed all night?
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really? are you just a fucking cock sucker with nothing better to do? really? Come to my show and afterwards lets fist fight. seriously.
What I want to know, is whether or not anyone has believed a word Anthony has said since his remarkable story of how he faked trying to get his wife pregnant.
From the moment he told that story I haven't believed a word out of his mouth.
One of the funniest guys I have ever heard...
But he also seems to be a real CREEP.
That seems redundant. It seems every comic has a dark twisted past. Usually filled with self-hatred.
Anthony is still a fragile lil boy.
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Originally Posted by hydee
What I want to know, is whether or not anyone has believed a word Anthony has said since his remarkable story of how he faked trying to get his wife pregnant.
From the moment he told that story I haven't believed a word out of his mouth.
Refresh my memory.
Opie lost all credibility with me when he told the "i was the guy who could pull cans of soda out of vending machine guy" story.
But, after so many years I am sure there is bound to be some embellishment.
Refresh my memory.
Opie lost all credibility with me when he told the "i was the guy who could pull cans of soda out of vending machine guy" story.
But, after so many years I am sure there is bound to be some embellishment.
One of the last stories Anthony told about his ex wife what how he used to fake having orgasms while having sex with her when they were trying to have a baby. He said that he would stop or really thrust at the end so he could tell her that he shot so deep inside that there wasn't any messy clean up and what not. The studio was quite for about a 20 count after he was done and then Opie and Jimmy started asking a few follow up questions and it was dropped and never brought up again.
Being a woman I know this story is bullshit and he was just making himself look like "The man" during one of his whine fests about his divorce. Personally I think Anthony got what he deserved in regards to her. He married her for selfish self help reasons instead of for love, and cheated on her much like he did with Jill.
Sadly now there is a 18 year old girl that is with him now learning that he is what a man is all about and it makes me so sad. Anthony is not the best example of what a man is for a 17 or 18 year old girl. I just keep thinking about her dumb as fuck parents letting it happen.
One of the last stories Anthony told about his ex wife what how he used to fake having orgasms while having sex with her when they were trying to have a baby. He said that he would stop or really thrust at the end so he could tell her that he shot so deep inside that there wasn't any messy clean up and what not. The studio was quite for about a 20 count after he was done and then Opie and Jimmy started asking a few follow up questions and it was dropped and never brought up again.
Personally I think Anthony got what he deserved in regards to her. He married her for selfish self help reasons instead of for love, and cheated on her much like he did with Jill.
Excuse me? Refresh the "self help" reasons he got married. He got married young. Shit happens. I mean, it's been over 20 years since the relationship started.
And why do you think Jill was some prize? She basically took over his life in less than 3 months, and Anthony went along with it because she was the hottest girl he's probably ever been with.
Excuse me? Refresh the "self help" reasons he got married. He got married young. Shit happens. I mean, it's been over 20 years since the relationship started.
And why do you think Jill was some prize? She basically took over his life in less than 3 months, and Anthony went along with it because she was the hottest girl he's probably ever been with.
Anthony has always said the reason he got married was because he wanted to feel like a grown up and that it's just what he thought people did. He didn't marry for love or commitment or any of the other real reasons to get married he got married for the same reason people take up yoga or pottery. It had very little to do with her or his want to be with her. He bought his ring at a train station and cried at his wedding, due to the regret he felt at getting married. Oh how romantic.
I am not saying that Jill is a prize, I am saying that he has a pattern with women and it isn't a respectable one. And now there is a very young woman out there that most likely will have her own taste of this pattern, I feel bad for her that this is her first example of what a man is.
FWIW, I was married young too, I was 20 my husband was 22 at the time and we have had a wonderfully, mature and full of love marriage for the last 15 years. Marriage is what you make out of it and what you put in. Using the "he got married" young excuse doesn't work with me.
Excuse me? Refresh the "self help" reasons he got married. He got married young. Shit happens. I mean, it's been over 20 years since the relationship started.
And why do you think Jill was some prize? She basically took over his life in less than 3 months, and Anthony went along with it because she was the hottest girl he's probably ever been with.
BTW your icon always freaks me out a bit. It makes every post you make seem very stern and frightening.
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