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Pootertoot
03-01-2002, 12:30 PM
Everyone thinks they can do some celebrity's voice. And everyone thinks that it's the greatest impression ever. But it's not.
What's your best horrible celebrity impression?
I do a mean Christopher Walken.
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IrishAlkey
03-01-2002, 12:38 PM
Fuck you, Pooty.
I do a kick ass Don West.
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DarkHippie
03-01-2002, 12:39 PM
my billy dee williams rocks, considering I'm really really white. My springsteen, on the other hand, sucks.
actually, they both suck
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Earth2RON
03-01-2002, 12:40 PM
my owe voice is bad enough as it is
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Jennitalia
03-01-2002, 12:44 PM
i do cartman
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erinmoran
03-01-2002, 12:44 PM
Ive been told i do a great Jackie Gleason and Barney Rubble....i might call the show and do them....
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Lisa Croft
03-01-2002, 01:03 PM
I do a great Barry White. No, wait... that's just my real voice.
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i actually do a kick ass sweet melissa if that counts.
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I do an awful fran drescher (the nanny) and I've been told by someone that i have a "terrance and philip voice"...whatever that means.
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science!
03-01-2002, 01:30 PM
Nick Nolte from 48hrs.
"ow, hell Regie...where'da put the money..."
God, my impression really kicks ass when I type it
sunndoggy8
03-01-2002, 01:32 PM
Fisher Stevens, from Short Circuit.
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Tall_James
03-01-2002, 01:37 PM
The 2 Barneys....Barney Gumble and Barney Rubble
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Jackie Sloan
03-01-2002, 01:41 PM
Elmo - tried it on the air one night and Ron slammed me, that's OK though it was
funny as hell
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-01-2002, 02:48 PM
I don't do many impressions, but I do do an AWESOME Ralph Wiggum!
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irishkb
03-01-2002, 02:53 PM
i do a bad Sean Connery... just pathetic(sp)
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42nd-delay
03-01-2002, 02:58 PM
I used to do impressions of Robin Leach, Jesse Ventura and George Harrison on my radio show in college, none of which were particularly accurate, but pretty funny anyway.
My Joe Poo seems to come and go a bit. I can do a passable Pete Johnson and Frighty Fright.
My absolute worst one is Regis, but I always try anyway.
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Jennitalia
03-01-2002, 03:22 PM
i also do impressions of my cats when they talk to me. they each have a different voice
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reeshy
03-01-2002, 03:22 PM
I do a mean Richards(but only when I'm drunk!!)
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irishkb
03-01-2002, 03:25 PM
i also do impressions of my cats when they talk to me. they each
have a different voice
your cats speak to you too... my is just mean and tells me to "f" off..... ;)
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MANdrew
03-01-2002, 04:35 PM
i defy anyone to do a good homer simpson...ive never heard a good homer impression.
oh, i know this girl that does a mean beavis impression, unfortunately its her natural voice, natural inflection and natural vocabulary.
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jamesdiggy
03-01-2002, 05:30 PM
I can do a bad impression of Robert Shaw from JAWS.
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JustinR
03-01-2002, 05:34 PM
i can do the lead singer of creed. (not gay)
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legroommusic
03-01-2002, 05:35 PM
I do neil diamond, james brown, rodney dangerfield, sean connery, christopher walken, and jackie chan.
let me know.
FUNKMAN
03-01-2002, 07:44 PM
Marvin The Martian
Sylvester Stallone
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Fallon
03-02-2002, 07:29 AM
Mr. Hanky the christmas poo.
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Sunrisa
03-02-2002, 08:02 AM
arnold "hello cutie pie"
marge simpson "whatever"
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impactplayer2k1
03-02-2002, 08:33 AM
I do an aweful billy staples when you call into the show and he answers, as does joe poo. My Patty & Selma is bad also.
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nickeye
03-02-2002, 08:39 AM
Jon Lovitz. <i>"Jealous?"</i>
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sexy bastard
03-02-2002, 10:16 AM
bill clinton
the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)
Sheeplovr
03-02-2002, 10:26 AM
I like to make animal sounds does that count
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PanterA
03-02-2002, 12:59 PM
I do a kick ass Don West How original.
I can do a really bad Fred Durst. Get me drunk and i might do it for you.
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Pootertoot
03-02-2002, 01:09 PM
I can also do Kermit the Frog from Muppet Babies.
And you do sound like Terrance and/or Phillip, spanky.
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Big Jim
03-02-2002, 01:54 PM
I can do a PERFECT Dana Carvey doing George Bush SR impression. Also, im good at Tom Brokaw, Jimmy Stewart, Johnny Carson, Edith Bunker (singing), and Cher (Singing). I am working on Ronald Reagan now, but hes gonna be dead soon, and it will be pointless.
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brodieman
03-02-2002, 02:14 PM
my crazy cabbie impression sucks monkey ass, unless i'm drunk, but then everything sounds good drunk :P
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cheezeemee
03-02-2002, 05:20 PM
The Movie Phone guy!
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Ants In My Pants
03-03-2002, 08:00 AM
my crazy cabbie impression sucks monkey assWell so does Crazy Cabbie, so it's okay.
All of my impressions suck. I'm pathetic.
ThePointer
03-03-2002, 01:35 PM
My worst impression is of me
bringing those innate points out for sunlight
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