The Continuous Story Game

[EffMeBoobs]

Here we go: I'll start off with a sentence and the next person that posts continues with another sentence to make a continuous story (that makes sense).


Once upon a time, there was a group of people who sang songs whenever there is a full moon.

Continue!!!

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[ag]

Everytime someone hit a bad note, the moon would get brighter

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[Brick Jesus]

Unfortunately, the song was deemed terrible by the listening public and would never win a Grammy, or anything else for that matter, so they decided to find a career doing.......

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[Hot4Teacher]

so the people decided to start a career making the soundtrack to pornos...

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Ciao :) kisses JerseyRich :)

[furie]

With all the free time they gained
by working solely in the porno
business, the people started to
drink heavily.



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[DarkHippie]

the drinking rotted their livers, but turned their voices to gold; the moon faded from sight.

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living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[ag]

then the sun came up and blinded them for the day as a punsihment from god for drinking so much

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[DarkHippie]

For God is an angry God, and set the foul liquid to flame. up high they roared, licking the steps of the porn studio.

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[gone]

when out of nowhere a group of middle aged tax brokers came to help them away from their evil evil ways....

1st treasurer of the moon city. VICE PRESIDENT OF THE TAKE OVER TOM POO AND FATTY WORLD ORDER!!
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[Brick Jesus]

And so the brokers wound up screwing them out of every nickel instead, leaving them broke, penniless and giving handjobs for coffee money...

Disclaimer: The comments of Brick Jesus do not represent the feelings or opinions of any normal individual.

[gone]

so instead of doign porn, they were stuck turning trick for money on 4nd street when....

1st treasurer of the moon city. VICE PRESIDENT OF THE TAKE OVER TOM POO AND FATTY WORLD ORDER!!
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[TheGameHHH]

With all the money gained from turning tricks, they decided to get a pet Alligator.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Havenostaples]

They got thier new alligator and named it Chet, it is really big and barely fits in thier bathtub so they....

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"She must have stolen the stars and set them in her eyes, she blinds me with a smile and everything is alright" (Bigwig)

[Yerdaddy]

...made suitcases out of it and flew to Bora Bora where they met a nice couple named Butch and Fabienne.

[erole]

Butch was a tall man, who wore an A's baseball cap, had old people's terminator sunglasses, and was oddly hooked up to a portable dialysis machine; Fabienne was a taller woman, but had one of those embarrassing female moustaches.

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[IRISjr]

All of the sudden, a monkey in a suit jumped out and ate butch

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<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
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[DarkHippie]

fabiene fainted away at the sight of the horrid powder blue suit

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[Brick Jesus]

As Fabienne wept over Butch and his incredibly sad, yet ridiculous fate, everyone decided to hug Fabienne and take her back to the hotel and "console" her...

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[DarkHippie]

and the lawyers swung their Chet-agator suitcases at the lip-smacking monkey

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[CovDiesel]

Just then, the monkey started to grow and pulsate... and began to turn green... it was then they realized that the monkey was not a monkey at all... but rather Lou Faregno from the Incredible Hulk movies... boy has he slimmed down.

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[AngelAmy]

they all ran away in fear, but one stayed behind

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PRESIDENT OF THE IRISH DIET SODA BREAD FAN CLUB
PRESIDENT OF THE C-BLOCKER HATERS CLUB
PRESIDENT OF THE TAKING OVER TOM POO AND FATTY WORLD ORDER

[Jackie Sloan]

...the one being Fabienne, who suddenly acted upon an uncontrollable urge to mate with the Lou Ferrigno-pulsating monkey man before...






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[gone]

shes was instantly impregnated since his sperm is obviously not normal, she went directly into labor.....just then...

1st treasurer of the moon city. VICE PRESIDENT OF THE TAKE OVER TOM POO AND FATTY WORLD ORDER!!
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[PortugueseMark]

Dr. Sigfried and his assistant Roy arrived to perform the delivery. "Hello Sigfried!" " Hello Roy!"

"They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn.
But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn." - Ralph Chaplin

[AngelAmy]

just then she gave birth to a mini french bread pizza

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MEMBER OF THE NOSE ORGASM ARMY
PRESIDENT OF THE IRISH DIET SODA BREAD FAN CLUB
PRESIDENT OF THE C-BLOCKER HATERS CLUB
PRESIDENT OF THE TAKING OVER TOM POO AND FATTY WORLD ORDER

[Yerdaddy]

and everyone wanted to bang her except Sigfried and Roy, who only wanted to bang each other.

[furie]

And with the magical homosexual powers of Sigfried and Roy, the musical group were able to get their careers back on track.


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[IRISjr]

And they also picked up a new electric violinest, Squeeky.

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<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[Yerdaddy]

But Squeaky yelled "Hey put me down! Your sequins are scratching my naked hairless body!"

[DarkHippie]

the violin kept the moon from fading this time, and all was well in the porn industry too.

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[DarkHippie]

for the fiddle is the devil's instrument and the devil digs porn

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[Dan]

But the Devil wasn't happy; he yearned for his long lost love: Hanna Han.

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[ag]

Hanna Han who to this date had lost 4 cup sizes and is now down to a perfect C cup, had too been desiring the devil too in her dreams

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[Tall_James]

However, the devil only appeared to her in her dreams in a bunny suit, holding a vacuum cleaner.

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I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

[PanterA]

He would chase her in her dreams sucking up everything in site trying to suck her soul into his vacuum cleaner

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsigI crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[DarkHippie]

instead of his fearsome pitchfork, he used the crevice attchment, specially designed by Choda Boy

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[PanterA]

She ran and ran but then she tripped. Frenchie turn and saw the devil hovering over her, with his deadly sole reaping vaccuum cleaner in hand. Fortunatly he dropped the vaccuum cleaner and....

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsigI crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Havenostaples]

And reached for his shiny green tap dance shoes, and was all ready to put on the show of his life but...

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"She must have stolen the stars and set them in her eyes, she blinds me with a smile and everything is alright" (Bigwig)

[Sheeplovr]

but he died but its was okay cause there was a black guy there and he knows voo doo so then he came back to life but a craving for meat not ordinary meat but Hott human flesh tasty juicy HUMAN FLESH he knows what he must do now So he....





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POWER AND CHAOS

[erole]

...and he said, "Black Earl, thank you for raising me from the dead, but did you ever see Hannibal?" Then he started eating him. Blood spraying everywhere, the sound of teeth scraping bone, veins and arteries whipping about as they were caught between his teeth...

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[DarkHippie]

but black earl is soooo bland that the newly risen devil needed something spicy to whet his palette-- slowly he turned back to hannah han . . .

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[Heavy]

....and started fondeling his man breasts when out of nowhere he started squirting fresh milk and realized he was impregnated by the monkey and decided he now had to..........

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Havenostaples]

spiked his hair back, put on the jacket grandma gave him and pretended he was vanilla ice. This caused...

[ThePointer]

...great embarassment being forced to walk around SouthBeach with bleached hair and coarse scaly red skin so inflammed he could not fit into his pants.....

bringing those innate points out for sunlight

[Sheeplovr]

Then the Army showed up and blew his head off the sargent who came to saved the world form the zombie meanses name was rooster dad He then got to host SNL and was a billion times funneyer then Jhonny Mosley who ever the hell he really is But mid way between the Trixster Sketch...

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POWER AND CHAOS

[Yerdaddy]

...he farted.

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[Havenostaples]

This fart was so raunchy that even roseanne was running away with tears in her eyes. She just reached the doorway but....

[PanterA]

Mango stopped her and said "Rosanne you are so fat, why must you eat so much?" So she eat him and everyone cheered. Just when everyone thought she finished, Rosanne began to choke on his beenie...

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsigI crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Sheeplovr]

BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEEP


Holy crap that was a messed up dream said Ted danson from cheers not from becker cause becker sucks ass

he rolled over and there was a 400 lb gorilla

ted danson then says OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE and why does it smell liek motor Oil then......

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[Cybersoldier]

...as ted danson looked around he see motor oil every where... He jump out of the bed and fall on ...

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[Cybersoldier]

skateboard that moved ted danson though the down the stairs he sees...

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[DaniGirl]

monkeys in purple vests playing trombones....

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"If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy" -Tara Reid-

[Heavy]

....and the legendary John Holmes who was walking down the street in a silk robe followed by the 4,000 women he'd banged while he was alive. He shoke Ted Dansons' hand and Ted told him "I used to bang all sorts of trim when I was on cheers" So they shook hands and walked into a strip club and proceeded to......

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[reeshy]

Pray for forgiveness from the Lord Buddha who told them to go to India where they would.....

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This Is Me Now!!

[Heavy]

....be able to bang some terribly unmaintained trim and ........

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[PanterA]

Fondle the testicles of the sacred bull. Doing so would forgive them of there sins. So they left the strip club, but not before they...

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsigI crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[erole]

Fondle the testicles of the sacred bull. Doing so would forgive them of there sins. So they left the strip club, but not before they...

before they...trimmed the untrimmed at the behest of Buddha...cause Buddha hates the untrimmed more than anything. So they travelled to touch the testicles of the sacred bull. Upon reaching the bull...

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[Havenostaples]

they realized that its really hot in India so they quickly took off thier wigs. With their new found pride they began to double team the bull with tandem headbuts, then all of sudded out of nowhere....

[Sheeplovr]

It starts raining men ......

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POWER AND CHAOS

[FUNKMAN]

and as these men fell to earth the homosexual communities began to praise the god of...

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"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[Tall_James]

...Sensible Footwear. This God, named Tony, felt the need to provide these men with...

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I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

[FUNKMAN]

soft sandals... which allows the foot to be exposed for proper ventilation. And these men in these communities made well use of these sandals as they strolled to their...

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"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[Heavy]

......local cliff and jumped off because they all realized being gay is just to difficult in present day India. After seeing this Ted Danson and John Holmes walked straight to China and......

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Sheeplovr]

Copys of shriek on DVD and said Hey TED i think cheers is better then becker this enraged Ted and he started to Change there wenret not male changes hair was growign where there was no hair be for suddonly he became A super mega kung Fu robot with was set on ETHNIC CLEANSING of the gays and blacks The peopel knew what they must do so they got.........

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[FUNKMAN]

into their cars and drove to the nearest acupuncture office and began to stick needles into their eyes and private parts as they shouted "it's like a sore dick, you can't beat it" Once their minds became one with their souls they were able to teach their little grasshoppers of the weakness of Sam Malone and took Diane into the backroom where they...

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"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[Havenostaples]

undressed her and examined her just to make sure she is a woman because they have been fooled before. They were happy with what they saw but it was kind of wierd that she ...

[Heavy]

.....Took malone in her mouth and Holmes in her ass but still called for coach to seal her up "airtight". All 3 were about to finish off in her hair when out of nowhere...........

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Havenostaples]

A midget with green shoes who was also wearing a jacket coverered with question marks, jumped on her stomach and started yelling mommy, mommy! The guys werent happy so they..

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"She must have stolen the stars and set them in her eyes, she blinds me with a smile and everything is alright" (Bigwig)

[gone]

finished all over the midget just completely coating him so he is not able to move and hes completely helpless so they.......

1st treasurer of the moon city. member of the under agers club.
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[RusticSoul]

all yelled kubaki at the same time, high fiving, when all of a sudden they heard a.............

[erinmoran]

gunshot!....They looked out the window...saw 2 angels..singing....

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[Sheeplovr]

Barbie Girl by Aqua but with out the scary portarican ken just then The Evil Ted Danson ......

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[Heavy]

......came up with the idea that he and Holmes could make millions if they had "Ken dolls" made of themselves so they walked down to the local plastic factory and hade these toys made. Soon after every Chinese kid had these toys and Ted Danson and John Holmes were instantly voted in as King of China. They turned the entire country into a slave camp and creamed every girl in the country 20 times over. They lived in power for 10 years before.............

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[impactplayer2k1]

John Holmes reliezed that he was sick and tired of sharing the spotlight with ted Danson. So he decided to...

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

[Havenostaples]

shaved his eyebrows and sung a little melody depicting the planned death of danson. He finally built up the courage to attack after all of this singing. Danson was so close to certain death, but all of sudden from behind a tree came.....

[Heavy]

The 2nd biggest porn star of all time, Ron Jeremy. He told John Holmes that together the 3 of them could conquer all of Asia as a team. So together Ted Danson, John Holmes and Ron Jeremy started off on thier journey but there was something stopping them from............

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Cybersoldier]

The thing that was stopping them was a drunk Al Dukes.. Ted danson freaked and jumped behind rock as the others ran in fear ending up in...

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[BoxerAF]

When from behind a tree came a nude, emiciated and turrets addled Rue Mclanahen of golden girls fame, she sputtered.......

Gropes and Fodels,
Boxer

[ThePointer]

"Won't you give me five pumps, Give me five pumps mister? Give me five pumps fore you leave ".....

bringing those innate points out for sunlight

[IrishAlkey]

The gentleman was highly confused because he hadn't asked for any gas. But, to appease the man, he pulled out his credit card and said "fill it up, regular." Al took the card...

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<marquee><font color="red">Pantera delivers...</font></marquee>

[seagullbeagle]

he swiped through the crack of his ass, and on the bill it read :

"I vow never to belong to anyone born from this soil, this one's for the world,,, I hate you" -shai hulud

[IrishAlkey]

"Your mudpack is in the male." Unfortunately, Pantera is your mailman so...

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<marquee><font color="red">Pantera delivers...</font></marquee>

[RusticSoul]

so..........you can bet your mail will have pantera's man juice on it as he whacks off to the sears catalog while eating a..........

[Gaia]

..Turkey sandwich. He usually gets a BLT, but they ran out of lettuce, tomato, and bacon at the Deli, so the mailman had to settle for turkey. As Pantera walks through the streets on his mail route, he encounters all kinds of people. Fat old lonely women wanting to know why they havent recieved thier Victoria's Secret, and Frederick's Of Hollywood catalogue in months. Old Impotent men questioning the dissapearance of thier mail order Viagra. Welfare people looking for thier checks...." Yo Motherfucker, wheres my Check!!?? It's the end of the month!!!" At the end of every day Pantera the mailman goes home to his apartment and..................

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"I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife
and bleed my aching
Heart"

[Cybersoldier]

and sees ron on his couch smoking a cigar cheering on wonderboy being hit lisa croft while Opie was going nuts wishing it was Al.. Opie then jumps in the middle of wonderboy and lisa fight but lisa hit opie and ...

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[reeshy]

falls to the floor crying for mercy. He says that if Lisa stops whipping his faggot ass he will....

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This Is Me Now!!

[Cybersoldier]

..he will call Rich Voss to start telling jokes..

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[impactplayer2k1]

So Lisa backed off and continued to whoop wonderboy's ass. Pantera, who was tired, was very upset and decided he was going to end this. So, he went to the closet and pulled out a...

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

[Heavy]

shotgun and aimed it at.....

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[chefpitt]

wonderboy... pantera then raised his brow and slammed 2 slugs into wonderboys chest Jason Williams style.....lisa began to .....

Shoot first
Then ask Questions........


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[chefpitt]

wonderboy... pantera then raised his brow and slammed 2 slugs into wonderboys chest Jason Williams style.....lisa began to .....

This message was edited by chefpitt on 3-5-02 @ 7:51 PM

[Cybersoldier]

run to ron fearing that PanterA has gone totally postal and going to shoot everyone he sees. As Anthony enters the the room jumping behind the couch almost being shot. There Ron and Opie are getting drunk. Ron passes Anthony a beer and says....

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[Cybersoldier]

..great party huh. As Pantera reload and says "Welcome to the party pal",PanterA is acting like if he was in die hard. As moves towards ron, opie and Anthony he turns and sees....

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[Heavy]

......Eddie Trunk fucking himself in the ass and begging for the guys to pull out thier mules so he can " make it feel so good" for them all. After this they all decide to..........

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[FUNKMAN]

to take a turn for the better. They all agree not to curse or talk dirty anymore! As they began to enjoy the peace and tranquility of their new found morality an evil spirit entered into their town and began to...

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[Gaia]

Sing Kumbayah. Together they sang like little angels from above, exchanging glances, holding hands, and flashing happy smiles at one another. After the song they shared Suzy-Q's, moon pies, scooter pies, Twinkies and Ding Dongs around a bonfire of old underwear and kitchen furniture in that tiny backyard Pantera loved. Just then the Ovaltine man walked up and rang his bell................................

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"I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife
and bleed my aching
Heart"

[FUNKMAN]

His bell rang loud throughout the town and they gathered for their large iced cold glasses of chocolate milk and fresh baked double-rich chocolate chip cookies... This was the land of milk and honey that they had always dreamed of. That evening they broke off in pairs and made passionate love with the warm summer night's breeze blowing against they're bare bodies moistened with sweat. Afterwards they slept like lambs. In the morning as they awoke they were suprised to find...

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[Heavy]

that they were sleeping in a pile of dirty AIDS needles and then they.......

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Cybersoldier]

..running arounding like chickens with there heads cut off. They run into a clinic and they see...

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[ag]

Don and Mike and there whole production crew rocking back and forth saying "I hate this place, Ive been here for 7 minutes, nothing is working here, the medication isnt working!" Ove and over again, until someone goes up to them and.........

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[Cybersoldier]

then farrall walks in talking at a normal pace, saying where's the beer. Anthony and the guy scream in shock. And start saying there no place like wnew, there no place like wnew. Then....

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[FUNKMAN]

the spirit of Wolfman Jack appears and him and Farrell have a battle of the "raspy" voices... It wasn't until the Wolfman started to spit up blood that he conceded... Farrell went to the icebox for a beer and some ice cubes to put on his throat. As he layed back on his couch out of nowhere came Fez who...

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[ag]

came into the room munching on a sandwhich

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

Fez sat next to farrell with his bologna on rye and they watched "leave it to beaver" Just then the phone rang and it was Ron who was calling from his girlfriend's apt. He had "whiskey D" and couldn't "F" and was all upset about it... Fez began to cry and started to choke on his bologna sandwich... Farrell got behind Fez and started to give him the Hymlik... After a few pumps Fez spit out the clump of bread and bologna and thanked Farrell by giving him a big...

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[ag]

wet kiss on the lips! Ferrell then punches Fez in the stomach yelling at him to never ever do that in public and only when there in private! Fez starts to cry and starts yelling.....

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[chefpitt]

The red caots are comming the red coats are comming.........

Shoot first
Then ask Questions........

[EffMeBoobs]

The red coats came. It was a horrific site. Ferrall was suddenly wearing a Strawberry Shortcake outfit and Fez wearing a Wonder Woman outfit. Ferrall was attempting to lick chocolate icing off Fez's arm when........

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[Cybersoldier]

... Sinky comes in with s giant bag of pot. Anthony, ron, and Farrall see the pot and pushes fez's in out of the way ran toward sinky like a roadrunner but then...

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[FUNKMAN]

they all calmed down and decided to smoke a bit of the herb... As they smoked and joked a little green man swung down from the ceiling fan and introduced himself as Gazoo... Gazoo took a few hits and started to turn purple... Ron said "What The F" and Fez decided to call his fiance... Farrell and Sinky just looked at each other and told Gazoo to....

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[Cybersoldier]

the singing parts of the wizard of Oz. As the smoked some weed. Dice enters the room,see him and says midgets... then he....

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[ag]

Squirts his bannana juice all over the place screaming at the top of his lungs................

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There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[Cybersoldier]

...screwing farmer, as he sees anthony running in fear, as he runs, trips in lady Di. She graps as if he was a doll crushing him. Then anthony yells for help, then.....

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[furie]

...he realizes he's dressed as a
viking. Rediscovering his Norse
heratage he...



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[seagullbeagle]

He discovers a whole new continent but rather than take credit for it, he leaves and..... <P> <P> <P>

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thanks to wwfallon and inkgrrrl
"Preserverance Against All Opposition,Crushing All Limitations, Pure Strength Through Solitude,Discipline, and Determination"HATEBREED

[ChrisTheCop]

Lady Di starts loudly chanting, " YING YANG PARTY! YING YANG PARTY!!", hoping that her other half would soon hear and come to this new land, where they could...

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[synthfiend]

Finally get Anthony in this threesome everyone was talking about and...

I have spoken....Behold me.

[PanterA]

Suddenly Anthony wakes up screaming in terror. Cold and sweating he realizes he's in a bed and was only dreaming. The room is dark and Anthony's still scared because his dream was just TOO real. He notices that this is not his room. Then Anthony notices he's not alone in the bed. The loud snoring sounds are almost not human. Nervousy Anthony reaches over to turn the lamp on the nightstand on. He fumbles for a second looking for the switch on the lamp. He shuts his eyes as he fears that the company in his bed is in fact the retarded Lavern and Shurley. Still with his eyes shut Anthony can hear shuffling in the bed as the 2 wake from the sudden brightness. Expecting the worse Anthony couldnt have been even more horrified when he hears the all to familiar voices from Stalker Patty and Sandy Kane!!! "Oh Aaaaanthony, could ja'h turn off the liiiiiight" says Stalker Patty. "Yeah turn off the light ehh ehh ehh" exclaims Sandy Kane.

Thanks for the sig JerseyRich
http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig5I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

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[Heavy]

At that point Anthony beat himself in the forehead with the lamp opening a large wound that eventually caused his death......and then....

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Michael Fury]

Mayor Bloomberg announces a day of public mourning for Anthony's tragic demise. The city is grief-stricken. Fezzie writes up a bittersweet obituary in the New York Times, which prompts a Hollywood agent to contact Fez by phone. "Mr. Watley, I presume?" the agent asks. Fez replies . ..

[furie]

"Did I met you in the villiage?" the man replied...


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[Garfield]

"No", the agent replies," I'm calling you to ask you if I think I gotta shot at getting Anthony's job?" No way! "fez exclaims just before he runs down the hall to the auditions only to find out they have already given the job to......



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[Garfield]

the all knowing, all powerful, ever present..........

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[flavorsaver]

Malcolm Jamal-Warner, draped in a lovely, velvet...


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[shamus mcfitzy]

body condom. Grasping for air, in his last breath he yells......

[ToddEVF]

"BOP ITS MINE NOW!!!!!!!!" he fell to the ground, looking back and forth for someone to help him. . .

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If your like me, and watch mucho movies and understand alien logic along with those of cybernetic creature, you are probably insane.

[flavorsaver]

as the bottle of maple syrup on the table began to take the form of a...

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

chinese buddha statuette that had the power to. . .

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Come Get Some

[flavorsaver]

turn plain pasta into a lovely chicken & sausage rigatoni dish that when heated in a microwave, closely resembles...

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

his mom. And it begins to chant loudly. . .

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Come Get Some

[flavorsaver]

"Malcolm come home! Malcolm come home! It's time to take a bath!" For tomorrow morning, Malcolm and Mrs. Warner...

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[buttplug]

will be meeting the african couple from the nudist camp that they swing with every year but

happy anal jim

[Death Metal Moe]

since we're out of Viarga, you need to be a fluffer for your Father. You KNOW he's had a problem getting it up ever since.....

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

the incident with the lawn mower. Meanwhile at the south side of the ranch, Mrs. Winter was getting dressed for. . .

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Come Get Some

[DC Reed]

the Kaufman bahmitzah, the celebration would feature......

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SINCE WHEN DID THE JAPANESE DRINK MILK!?

[flavorsaver]

Jason Kidd, Earthe Kitt, and Jon Kitna; because we all know these three...

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

love anal beads, especially with citrus fruit and live. . . <P>

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Come Get Some