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cheezeemee
02-27-2002, 01:49 PM
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer."

The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"

To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"


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cheezeemee
02-27-2002, 01:52 PM
God is talking to one of his angels.
He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
The angel says, "What are you going to do now?"
God says, "Call it a day."
hehe ;)

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ag
02-27-2002, 01:52 PM
thats Kinda funny, Ill gove you credit for it. As for me I only have tastless jokes , for example,

What is this (picture: bite at your shoulder with your teeth and bring
forward, do both shoulders)?

Superman putting on his cape.
BUUUUP!!!!!!!!Now its mine!

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cheezeemee
02-27-2002, 01:52 PM
God is talking to one of his angels.
He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
The angel says, "What are you going to do now?"
God says, "Call it a day."
hehe ;)

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Fallon
02-27-2002, 01:58 PM
Whats the smartest thing to come out of a chicks mouth?

Albert Einstein's dick!

(Yes I did see 3000 Miles to Graceland last week, lol)

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Prince Neptune
02-27-2002, 05:30 PM
Whats the hardest thing about eating a vegtable? Getting her out of the wheelchair.

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Jennitalia
02-27-2002, 05:37 PM
a guy walks into a bar....
ouch!

how does a girl hold her liquor?
by the ears


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irishkb
02-27-2002, 05:49 PM
What is black and white and red all over.... a newspaper... ahhahaaha....

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irishkb
02-27-2002, 05:50 PM
how does a blonde turn on a light..... she opens the car door....hehehehehhe

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Prince Neptune
02-28-2002, 11:40 AM
What do you call a female peacock?




P-CUNT

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Gaia
02-28-2002, 12:02 PM
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.

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Prince Neptune
02-28-2002, 02:54 PM
WHats the definition of relative humidity?



The sweat you get on your balls while fucking your sister.

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cheezeemee
02-28-2002, 05:51 PM
Theze jokez are tue cheezee!

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cheezeemee
02-28-2002, 05:54 PM
THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE!!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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erole
03-01-2002, 02:26 AM
Here's a joke:





"Glitter"










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