RONFEZ.NET: The Movie!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Casting has now begun for RonFez.Net: The Movie....

Starring:

Kevin Smith as PanterA

Stephanie McMahon as Lisa Croft

Melissa Joan Hart as Gwen

Shannyn Sossamon as Gaia

Anthony Edwards as IrishAlkey

Michael DeLorenzo as Figment

James Hetfield as Dan From Hoboken

Ewan McGregor as Tenbatsuzen

Christina Ricci as EffMeBoobs

Jason Lee as Pootertoot (think from "Heartbreakers")

Lance Bass as Big Jim

Rose McGowan as Angry Missy Baby

Alyssa Milano as Ice Cream Girl

Katie Holmes as Supervixen

Kurt Angle as GVAC

Kiana Tom as TooCute

Any other suggestions?



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[JustinR]

Micheal Ducan Clarke as Lent. ;)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Try Fred "ReRun" Berry, Lent. :)



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[TheGameHHH]

Matt Damon as TheGameHHH

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[skullcrush]

i want too be played by a.l.f

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[RF Godfather]

WWF's Tazz as RonFez Mark!

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[TomPoo]

This would be a great movie.... a bunch of people sitting in front of there computers posting

I can see the excitment build as we wait to see if Kevin Smith (as Pantara) makes the decision to use a :) or :(

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(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

[Fallon]

I guess I'm just an extra. :(

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[french bread pizza]

shannon elizabeth to play me

i have nothing witty to add.

[erinmoran]

shannon elizabeth to play me


Thats right!......I KNEW you looked familiar!

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[gone]

god i have no clue who would play me.. i look like noone, and i dont do much anyway.

1st treasurer of the moon city.**kisses** to my AG1247..
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[AngelAmy]

i will play myself, IM GONNA BE A STAR

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[impactplayer2k1]

I would like Brian O'Halloran a.k.a Dante from Clerks to play impactplayer. its a good match.



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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

[legroommusic]

please don't cast paul rodriguez in my part

let me know.

[impactplayer2k1]

And Nicole Kidman as Poison Ivy.



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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

[Grumpy]

Grumpy - by the guy in Willows.

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This message was edited by Grumpy on 2-26-02 @ 4:18 PM

[zathrus]

sounds good, but can we leave out lance bass.

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[Jackie Sloan]

Dustin Hoffman as Jackie Sloan



huh huh huh...make pretty smoke...eegad fah!

[Big Jim]

Christina Ricci as EffMeBoobs

I would have that really dumb girl who plays Cindy in the Scary Movies to play Effmeboobs, just cuz i LOVE that character.

Can we leave out Lance Bass?

Yeah, switch him with Justin Timberlake, please....

Dumb Donald was so dumb. Instead of praying to God at church, he prays to... <img src = "http://members.aol.com/jimandbryan/myhomepage/rnfbigjim.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US"> Thank you Jersey Rich for this sig!SEEEEEYUH!!
*BIG JIM*

[furie]

i'll be either a bestboy or grip.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

More casting:

A 24-year-old Kim Basinger for Elle Quinn

Jay Mohr as FM Jeff

Any suggestions for Reeshy?

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[JustJon]

Ewan McGregor as Tenbatsuzen

try more of a Jim Carrey. think Ace Ventura 2, where it was amusing the first time, but no one wanted to see it a second.

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[gone]

im thinking emme, that plus size model chick or rosie o'donell to play me, even though emme is built like a football player, im not as fat or manly as rosie, cruel circus says Brittany Murphy, pre-makeover in "Clueless" ,
im no sure if thats good or bad.

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[windowlck]

Seth Green as Windowlck .... only redhead i could think of

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[Tall_James]

Chris Noth as Tall James.

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I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

[Gaia]

I wanna know who's doing the sex scenes !!?? Who's gonna be the killer phsyco? Who hates who? Give us SOME kind of plot!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Phyllis Diller as Fuzzybutt!

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We're the same, when we shine in each other's sky

[CovDiesel]

Jack Nicholson as CovDiesel... I would rule possibly even more than I do now if Jack played me.

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[legroommusic]

lou diamond phillips as me. not for any similarities, but the guy needs to work.

let me know.

[french bread pizza]

oh i'm doing the sex scenes..all of them
:-D

i have nothing witty to add.

[DaniGirl]

Daria as me. Seems fitting.

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"If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy" -Tara Reid-

[Poison Ivy]

Any suggestions for Reeshy?

How about Liam Neeson?? Not 'cause he looks like him or anything..I just love Liam Neeson :p

Oh and I think Eric Stolz would make a good Knocked!! And I think Ralph Fiennes for Sketchy!

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This message was edited by Poison Ivy on 2-27-02 @ 3:47 AM

[FMJeff]

Jay Mohr for me? Why?

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[EQ]

Kim Basinger as me?

NO COMPLAINTS, here... When does filming start?



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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 2-27-02 @ 1:15 PM

[Jennitalia]

Lambchop as Sheepy?

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[furie]

How about Tim Curry(circa Three Musketeers) as Furie



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[AngelAmy]

Daria as me. Seems fitting.

U r the only cartoon, you know how weird that is gonna look

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[CovDiesel]

oh i'm doing the sex scenes..all of them


...requesting a sex scene...

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[DaniGirl]

you know how weird that is gonna look


That's ok. I'm used to looking weird.

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"If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy" -Tara Reid-

[Zipgun]

Whoever plays skidmark will want to be credited as Alan Smithee.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Big Jim I would LOVE to play the stupid chick in Scream, isn't that Shannon Elizabeth? "Oh just kill me already!" ::::eyeroll::::
"That knife in my chest REALLY hurt..."

I could also pass for Janeane Garafalo when I have my cool black specs on.

I think Yasmine Bleeth could be played as Ice Cream Girl.

The comedian that Ron said JustJon resembled would be good, if he only remembered his name....lol

Oh and John Cusack would be better for the role of Irish Alkey.

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[Supervixen]

can you pick someone better to play mee?? katie
holmes is so sweet and nieve, im much more
sarcastic and cynical! come on now



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*Baby Anna*
......continue to shine.....

[sketchy]

And I think Ralph Fiennes for Sketchy!


thanks ivy. i'm flattered.

however i think robert downey jr, with his past, might have the character down.

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[wilee]

I'd say Sam Elliot for Reeshy...

Baby Anna, how about about Marla Sokoloff for you?

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[impactplayer2k1]

My character has to walk away with the sad song from the incredible hulk playing as i say goodbye forever.

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

[CrazyClare]

alright you twisted my arm ill be the psycho killer.. we can even use the fight night pics as movie promo stills

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[JustJon]

Whoever plays skidmark will want to be credited as Alan Smithee.
Only directors get listed as Alan Smithee

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[EffMeBoobs]

we can even use the fight night pics as movie promo stills


I'm so amazed at how GREAT that picture really is.

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[Green Lantern]

Will Smith as Green Lantern

NO EVIL OR HOT CHICKS SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!
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[MANdrew]

can i be played by vin diesel? he'd make me cool.

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[jafter]

Jafter -- since John Candy is dead I guess I will have to go with John Goodman.

We want Ron and Fez live in DC.

[Supervixen]

Baby Anna, how about about Marla Sokoloff
for you

i dont know who that is, but as long as she isnt
ugly, or nieve im fine.



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*Baby Anna*
......continue to shine.....

[wilee]

Anna, here's Marla Sokoloff- She was in a few movies, and she plays Lucy, the secretary, on "The Practice", and she doesn't play naive roles from what I've seen

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[JerryTaker]

I could be played by Steve Buschemi as very similar to his character in "The Big Lebowski" and the Choen brothers need to Direct, so my character can inexplicably die...

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[mrbungle]

Al Snow as mrbungle :)

Jay Mohr as FM Jeff

How about Norton with a wig? It's the only way to get the level of self hatred we'd need to portray our fearless leader.

Anna, I've got one for you...Eliza Dushku, best known for her role in "Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back"..at least to me...

Jason Lee as Brodieman...natch!

Cameron Diaz as droopygirl, the foreign exchange student lol

And Judd Nelson as himself :)



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It's not funny, my ass is on fire...

[JustJon]

she doesn't play naive roles from what I've seenuhhh... that was Nieve... as in Nieve Campbell, not naive.

Anna, I've got one for you...Eliza Dushku, best known for her role in "Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back"..at least to me...
best known as Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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[DreamWeaver]

uhhh... that was Nieve... as in Nieve Campbell, not naive. try Neve, Jon....

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[wilee]

can you pick someone better to play mee?? katie
holmes is so sweet and nieve, im much more
sarcastic and cynical! come on nowJon, I thought so too until I remembered that she said this.

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[cheezeemee]

Tonight the part of EDDIE TRUNK will be played by a horse's ass!!!!!!
SUP!

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[cheezeemee]

My part will be played by a bag of cheeze doodles!

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[Supervixen]

i dont remember what i was trying to say but im
looking at this girl now and maybe i shud be
someone else- theres no way anyone that hot
could play a spaz like me


...




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*Baby Anna*
......continue to shine.....

[ag]

nobody I know can play me, Im ugly, Im a grumpy fuck, Noody loves me! Who would be me? hell who would want to play me?<img src=http://216.40.201.155/s/contrib/duckman/meanface.gif>

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[Green Lantern]

Richard simmons is Al Dukes

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[wilee]

Anna, I think you look very similar to her. Maybe we should ask erinmoran for a side by side?

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[Hosp]

I'll be the Foley Artist (Just a bunch of tapping on the keyboard) since no one famous is as hideous looking as I am.

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[mrbungle]

How about...

Mr. Belvedere as Hosp?

Sorry dude, I'm trying :)


O.G.***Original Gluesniffer...

It's not funny, my ass is on fire...

[DroopyGirl]

Cameron Diaz as droopygirl, the foreign exchange student


Only if she can talk with my accent.. And she would have to go to Amsterdam to get that true dutch feeling..

ahhh.. the smell of weed. ::sniff::

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will I have to be down"</i>

[Hosp]

Mr. Belvedere? You do realize I will have to kick your ass for that, don't you?

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[wilee]

Guess I should enter my suggestion for me.

Anthony Michael Hall as Wilee

If he can play Bill Gates, I guess he can play me...

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[mrbungle]

Mr. Belvedere? You do realize I will have to kick your ass for that, don't you?

<head bowed> Yes, sir...

I did mean it in a good way...that Belvedere was one sexy bitch.


O.G.***Original Gluesniffer...

It's not funny, my ass is on fire...

[Hosp]

Now you're calling me sexy?

I feel so dirty.

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