"Click Clacks": The Balls Of Death!

[The Blowhard]

Remember "Click Clacks", or whatever you called them as a kid?
Af first, they would shatter and blind kids, so they made them out of a harder type of plastic. Then you would hear stories about how kids used them for fights, or how some schools banned them. I say bring them back!

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/heckler1_Animation.GIF>
"It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice"

[Bron Yur Stomp]

We knew them as Ka-banger, I think that was the brand name. I think they were made by Tyco. Remember they even made glow in the dark Ka-Bangers. Also I recall people had broken their wrists with those things, but I think that may have been an urban myth.

Spreading nasal joy like I was johnny appleseed or maybe its because I keep hacking up grannie smiths.... chewy, gooey fun.

[DarkHippie]

i was the master ball clacker in my day. i could clack my balls left and right, up and down, side to side . . . what are we talking about again?

seriously, these things were great for those who didn't arm themselves with yo-yos

<IMG SRC=http://diskeater.homestead.com/files/flagu.gif>
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[furie]

yeah I knew them as Ka-Bangers. they were cool. I had a set, and when i got bored with the whole noise thing, i took the stick off of them and tried to use them a boloes.

very bad idea.


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[Jennitalia]

"Click Clacks": The Balls Of Death!



is that what you're calling your nads these days, Heckler?

Slapping balls around is the bestest

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

[irishkb]

Man getting hit with one of thoses things was painful.. not as painful as those damn cabbage patch kids(fucking hard plastic-felt like cement)

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/irishkbspeed1.JPG>

the guardian of RonFez.net

[The Blowhard]

I saw a neighbor's kid playing with them yesterday.
I think the kid is a bit slow, he was smashing himself in the face. I had to show him how to do it right. I think I found my calling in life.

<center><img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif></center>
<center> [/b]</center>

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

You had ka-bangers ( boot leg knock off version of Click-Clacks) 'couse your family couldn't afford the real ones..

You might be able to get some on E-Bay

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

[Death Metal Moe]

I was gonna bust these things, but then I got to thinking, there's NO MORE 99 cent toys like that anymore. NOw it's all Gameboy this and Harry Potter action figures that.

I changed my mind in mid thought. BRING EM' BACK!

Today's kids are spoiled! I used to get HOURS of playtime out of the SAME box of Legos! And army men! SO FUCKING CHEAP, but a different mission everyday!

Also I must admit, I never got the hang of these Click Clack things. That's why I need one, so I can learn!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/MaskedEarth.gif>
www.unhallowed.com
<marquee>People's chioce: MOST VULGAR POSTER!! FUCK YEA!!</marquee>
SUPER CALLER #666!!!

[SuperClerk]

I remember them as Kabangers. They were also re-released as Crazy Clackers. I was never good at them. But you used to need an arm protecter when you played with them.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/superclerktemp.gif>
Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[jamesdiggy]

I also knew them as ka bangers. They were like 2 little cue balls on a string.

Abracadabra, Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

[pixiestix]

In Michigan we called them
click clacks. My best friend's
brother smashed her in the
eye with one and broke her
cheekbone. My mom
wouldn't let us have them.

Does anyone remember
the Op-Yop? I think that's
what it was called. It was 2
discs on a string and you'd
pull the string with both
hands and they would twirl
around and they had a 60's
psychaledic design on the
sides? Maybe it was just a
lame ass midwestern toy.

[opyopkid]

I like to spam.

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 4-7-04 @ 9:28 PM

[sr71blackbird]

Seeing the above, I now think the board has "jumped the shark"

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[Reephdweller]

yes i remember the op-yop toy we made them still have all the molding tools for disks and finger rings. in the late sixtys they were hot, you can view op-yops on badfads.com/op-yop. Any one wants to buy tools to create a new fad ???meldrum3@hotmail.com


Nice attempt at spam douchebag!!!

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
Reefy's website... (http://www.osirusonline.com/)</center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[furie]

oh good. we have his email address


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/nosalvation1.jpg">

[JustJon]

serious e-mails only.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[jeffdwright2001]

I had a set of click clacks too. They were great and very inspiring when trying to come up with new weapons.

I also had this weird toy that consisted of a handle that had two thick metal wires extending from the handle and then bending in a curve to bring it back toward the handle. You took this wheel that had metal prongs coming out of each side and placed it on the wire "track" and the wheel moved along it without falling off.

Horrible description of it I know, but it was fun for a simple mind like mine. You just sat there turning your hand slightly and watching the spinning wheel do it's thing. Maybe it was designed for older kids who partook of certain substances before playing with it, but I liked it.

[opyopkid]

op-yops were kool they would have been super big if they were at woodstock,but someone forgot to pass them out

[GwEnYpOo]

i have a set of click -clacks in the bottom of my old toy bow , i whacked my mom in the ear with it and was never allowed to play with it again....stupid bitch

[center]
"come one , come all , into 1984..."

[high fly]

Original name--Click-Clacks, as best as I can remember.

Then there was another name, but I forget....

" and they ask me why I drink"
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg
Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

They now have ones for outdoor use in the winter
<img src="http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/breeding/scrotum.jpg" width="250" height="198" border="3" alt=""></a>

<center><img src="http://www.proworldinc.com/images/A1/20/A12020A.jpg" width="128" height="100" border="3" alt=""></a> </center>

This message was edited by BrianTheBailBondsman on 4-16-04 @ 2:24 PM

[MrPink]

i loved click-clacks. i used to hit people and pets with em. damn i want those back

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[INFOSTUD]

I remember good old Click Clacks. Most schools banned them because of the splinters flying off of them.

How about the good ole' Mattel Agent Zero Sonic Blaster? You could blow out ear drums with that baby.

Lawn darts--ah, the good old days.

Hell, when I was 10, I remember legally buying two sticks of TNT at the local hardware store in North Jersey. All the store owner wanted to know was why I wanted them. I told him my dad need to blow up a tree stump in the backyard (which was the truth).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/INFOSTUD/infostud.jpg

This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 10-24-04 @ 10:37 PM