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ImperialBastone
02-20-2002, 09:06 AM
Hey i am new to the board i am a pretty smart high school student. and i wanna talk about the God issue.The fact is that Chirstianity,Islam,and Judaism is almost the same religon so in way Ron is right about the diffrent ways lead to the same place. It all started with Abraham had two sons Issac and Ismail His wife was to old to bare a son so he told Abraham to use the slave girl who bore the son Ismail but God granted Abraham's wife to have a son who was name Issac. The wife told abraham to get rid of the slave girl and ismail.Issac would inherit Judaism so god told the slave girl he would inherit a mighty nation too. that Nation would later be islam. Mohammad after he was visted by god was supported by Jews to spread the faith he later traced his family back to Ismail. But he tried to change the story that the Slave Girl was actually the Queen of Jordan which was totally false that is when lost support of Jews who he tried bring togehter with Muslims
Heil Al Dukes
Sheeplovr
02-20-2002, 09:35 AM
huh? take it to hordking maby he will understand what your question is
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DarkHippie
02-20-2002, 09:40 AM
the story of abram (he was still abram then) sarai, hagar and ishmail is mentioned multiple times in the Q'oran. Ishamel grew up to be a mighty bowman, and returned to canaan to help bury his father. the Muslims never truly lost the support of the jews until the 20th century. the two religions lived together inpeace in the Islamic lands, with Jews who refused to convert being allowed to keep their religion but pay a tax instead, a far better treatment then some religions.
Islam and Judaism are brothers, unfortuanately, they fight like brothers too.
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Jackie Sloan
02-20-2002, 09:42 AM
Sheel...why didn't you tell the truth..Horde King IS God!
noice!
nycenice
02-20-2002, 10:15 AM
hmmm this post is too high brow for me how bout more posts bout the chicks on the show
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CovDiesel
02-20-2002, 10:28 AM
All I know is that Jesus is way cool...
and Horde King certainly is not God.
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Captain Rooster
02-20-2002, 10:35 AM
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood...That's so cool...Jesus was so cool...I mean...that's so cool
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fatty
02-20-2002, 10:47 AM
there is no God. maybe there was a Jesus, but he wasn't God's son. Religon is meant to enslave the masses, but without shackles it chains your mind instead. think what it teaches you:
worship only me
if you do not you will go to hell
do not kill, unless they are people who believe in a different invisible man than you do (carlin)
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DarkHippie
02-20-2002, 11:02 AM
Jesus was a hippie!! A radical reformer who preached non-violence, wore sandals, liked wine, and tried to change the world
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<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood
living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>
Excomunicated Reeshy
02-20-2002, 11:04 AM
Hey Kid,
You're on the wrong board. We ralk about vag and junk here, Not this god shit-go away!!shoo shoo
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We may prefer to talk about vag and junk, but this is off-topic and you can talk about anything...no one needs to be shoo-shooed...
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ROMEO
02-20-2002, 11:18 AM
I'm with Cov ..GOD RULES and JESUS IS WAY COOL..besides whats wrong with sayings like "love each other as I have loved you" john 15:12 and this thread is like anyother you don't like it don't read it,right?
oh yea welcome sorry forgot your name.
GOD BLESS, ROMEO
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Excomunicated Reeshy
02-20-2002, 11:27 AM
OH EXCUSE ME DAN- I"m so sorry- but it seems that a few months ago I started a thread on God and got the shit kicked out of me - MY MISTAKE!!!
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angrymissy
02-20-2002, 11:41 AM
i am a pretty smart high school student
You have HORRIBLE grammar, learn how to correctly type a sentence before you start talking theology.
Sorry, but bad grammar is just icky poo (expect for Sheepie, he's exempt from my bad grammar hatred).
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iscream22
02-20-2002, 11:54 AM
I dont believe in anything and damn proud.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
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DarkHippie
02-20-2002, 01:15 PM
IB, take heart, you can rock on with these kinda threads if you want. Not everyone can survive on just dick jokes.
Welcome, have fun, and all hail the mullet! (i just put that in cause i like mullets)
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<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood
living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>
CovDiesel
02-20-2002, 01:22 PM
wow reeshy...
don't be soo pissed...
relax... Jesus is way cool.
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Jennitalia
02-20-2002, 01:59 PM
i usually call out god's name if i'm being fucked really well
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