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The Blowhard
02-19-2002, 11:55 PM
Suicidal candidate campaigns with noose around neck

A suicidal candidate is campaigning in an Indian election with a noose around his neck and a poison pill in his hand.

Arun Pathak is a candidate with the Shiv Sena party in the Uttar Pradesh state election.

He's made several attempts to kill himself in public. His campaign slogan reads: "I make sacrifices, so vote for me."

The United News of India reports that he became a national figure when a suicide attempt stopped film-maker Deepa Mehta from making a controversial movie.

Many people thought the film undermined the Hindu community and the city.

Pathak jumped into the Ganges after swallowing what he said was a poisonous pill in an attempt to stop the shooting of the film, called Water.

Fishermen found him unconscious but he recovered.

Reports say he may make another attempt on his life if he's not elected.

Story filed: 22:04 Tuesday 19th February 2002



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TheGameHHH
02-20-2002, 12:05 AM
There's no way I'd vote for him, I'd wanna see him kill himself in public instead.

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IkeaBoy
02-20-2002, 05:01 AM
As TheGame said I wouldn't elect him just because i'd like to see this person die. Also if your campaign platform is "i didn't die" that's almost as bad "I'm a compassionate conservative" (easy, easy)

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DarkHippie
02-20-2002, 06:06 AM
i wouldn't elect him unless he dies. then i'd wait for him to reincarnate so he can take office

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Dan
02-20-2002, 06:07 AM
I voted for a Ficus once, so I'd probably do vote for the guy if I like his policies.

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Jackie Sloan
02-20-2002, 06:27 AM
I'd vote for him if he made me his running mate, promised to kill himself if he won, then I'd make steak and cheeseburgers mandatory for all Indians. Easy PC soldiers!



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CovDiesel
02-20-2002, 08:14 AM
He sounds like a damn moron...

I think this guy should just get in the coffin... DIE DIE DIE...

no I would not vote for the guy.. unless I like his policies... in which case he does not have to get into any coffin and can live live lvie.

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