Time Machine

[Ralphy Ramone]

What would you do if you had access to a time machine?

No "paradox" type answers please,just wondering what you would do?

Posted 5/21/05


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[CancerMike]

I'd go back to the 50's and give my Dad Stock tips, tell him what comics and Baseball cards to collect and keep in Mint condition, and what teams to bet on in the World Series.

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[CovDiesel]

I would go back and bet everything I own on Buster Douglas from the Tyson/Douglas fight.

I would have made sooo much money that I never would have had to work a day after that.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'd go back to the day my dad died. I was off for Spring Break. I visited him EVERYDAY in the hospital EXCEPT for one day (I was at the library working on a paper). He died that night. To THIS DAY, I don't remember what class it was for or what grade I got! (There is part of me that wants to believe he held on to life until he thought I went back to school; my dad and I had a VERY VERY close relationship.)

"The ones who love us best
Are the ones we lay to rest
And visit their graves at holidays at best.
The one's who love us the least
Are the one's we die to please
if it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand"

PS-- I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a bummer!

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And they're there for you

This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 2-19-02 @ 9:03 PM

[MANdrew]

christ, how do i post that id go back in time to get another hummer from my exgirlfriend after THAT?


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[TheGameHHH]

I would go back in time and make sure Biff didn't screw anything up between my parents at the "Enchantment Under the Sea Dance".

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[DarkHippie]

I would bear witness to the flintstones meeting the jetsons

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[Green Lantern]

I would go back to 1989 and tell the girl who broke my heart what EVIL WHORE BITCH MONSTER she is.

NO EVIL OR HOT CHICKS SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!
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[brodieman]

i'd go back to last year and tell myself to not go out with some chick i went out with, but then again i did get to screw her so i guess it wasnt that bad.
i'd definantly go back three years and try to not total my 1991 acura integra :(

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[fatty]

i'd go to myself after i was dumped by my first love and tell me that everything will be okay, that i end up with a much better girl who i am in love with and that the pain will go away. then i would 69 myself in the ultimate form of mastubation.

thanks to WWFallon
and Gvacnomore for the
money sig!

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[Ralphy Ramone]

Fatty,

This is exactly what I was talking about(paradox scenarios).Would you be giving or receiving?

[fatty]

i'd do both. after i let me go down on me i'd go down on me. i figure swallowing might be odd but i don't have the heart to give myself the money shot, or take one from myself for that matter

thanks to WWFallon
and Gvacnomore for the
money sig!

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[Jennitalia]

i'd want to go back a couple of years and not be such a psychotic cunt to somebody

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[DreamWeaver]

I would go back to friday night and not have smoked so much pot and drank so much alcohol causing my to vomit in front of the members of Judas Priest

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