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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-19-2002, 04:07 PM
Ok, I'm 35 years old and was raised by my dad from age 10 and on. I feel silly asking this, but, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT DAMN UNDERWIRE DO?

Shape? Support? Transmit radio signals??? What?


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nickeye
02-19-2002, 04:14 PM
I always thought it was there to clamp down on the boy's hand when he tried to sneak a feel.

Yep: boobytrap.

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Jennitalia
02-19-2002, 04:27 PM
comes in handy when the stick you pee on turns pink

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NewYorkDuck
02-19-2002, 04:32 PM
OH MY GOD. That was horrifying. I think I am in love with Jennitalia.....

Oh man, now I've got a little signature too. I'm one of da gang. *sniff*

zathrus
02-19-2002, 04:55 PM
As a woman that wears a 38D, I
always thought underwires were
invented to drive women crazy


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-19-2002, 05:05 PM
OH MY GOD. That was horrifying. I think I am in love with Jennitalia.....


No, I am. SHE'S MINE!

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NewYorkDuck
02-19-2002, 05:59 PM
Oh, I meant Genetalia in general. I am in love with genetalia. Preferably swollen and moist.



Oh man, now I've got a little signature too. I'm one of da gang. *sniff*

Jennitalia
02-19-2002, 06:04 PM
I am in love with genetalia. Preferably swollen and moist.



do you like it when he shoots his load in your face, or do you swallow :)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-19-2002, 06:10 PM
Oh, I meant Genetalia in general. I am in love with genetalia. Preferably swollen and moist.



My friend you're missing out! JENNITALIA is the bestest!


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Gwen
02-19-2002, 06:13 PM
Alice- Underwires are gods cruel idea of a joke, espeically when they come out the side and stabyou. Gotta love that!

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MANdrew
02-19-2002, 06:29 PM
it seems youre not alone in not knowing this alice...havent heard a real answer yet. my best guess would have been very near nickeye's.

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NewYorkDuck
02-19-2002, 07:25 PM
Jennitalia, I usually prefer the load on my face, mostly for the dematological advantages, but also the look on Fezzie's face is priceless.

Oh man, now I've got a little signature too. I'm one of da gang. *sniff*

Sheeplovr
02-19-2002, 08:26 PM
theres wires in bras?

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TheGameHHH
02-20-2002, 12:21 AM
I honestly thought they were there to help prevent breast cancer. I remember someone telling me that if your tits hang and have no support, you have a greater chance of getting breast cancer. But what the hell do I know, I'm a guy.

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CrazyClare
02-20-2002, 06:19 PM
underwires hold up da boobies
im a small D and no underwire bras dont really cut it
Also I have noticed that in the seconds right after you take an underwire bra off, my tits look great, like best boob contest great. but then they fall back into theyre old not so cute place :(

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wilee
02-20-2002, 06:37 PM
Transmit radio signals???The original dipole antenna....

Transmitting R&F where ever you go...

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Tall_James
02-20-2002, 06:46 PM
She's wearing a wire! Dirty stool pigeon!

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CovDiesel
02-20-2002, 07:43 PM
what the hell do I know, I'm a guy.


... I can attest to that.. he is in fact a guy... and his girlfriend is a girl who doesn't ever wear a bra.

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TheGameHHH
02-21-2002, 08:40 AM
and his girlfriend is a
girl who doesn't ever wear a bra.
Not true, remember that time last year down the shore when she wore a bra for a day. That was cool.

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DaniGirl
02-21-2002, 09:43 AM
Speaking as a D cup here....underwires are great. They really hold up the boobies. I look like I have breasts of a 16 year old in my best underwire bra. And if you invest the money on a great underwire bra, the wires won't poke you in the boob.

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Violentpixie
02-21-2002, 10:33 AM
I have the breasts of a seventeen year old bwahhahahahah!

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Heavy
02-21-2002, 10:48 AM
One thing underwires do is seperate breast implants from the body. If you have implants and wear an underwire, the wire will start to work it's way between the implant and muscle it sit's on top of. The result is a crease I guess you could call it, running along the bottom of each tit.

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

HordeKing1
02-21-2002, 11:39 AM
A note of caution!!!

Make absolutely certain that the electricity is off before touching the wires.

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dinkyd32
02-25-2002, 06:55 PM
While my boobs do look great in an underwire...they feel awful. The pain and irritaion just isn't worth it...My man likes my big DD's as they are thankfully

Supervixen
02-26-2002, 05:18 PM
i think this post was just an excuse for all the girls
to say "compliment me on my breasts!" without
actually saying it.
>:o

but seriosly, underwires are mean when they poke
the side of your body. honestly, to stop that, wash
the bra EVERY DAY. every single day!! every da


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