YO MaMa Jokes

[Sheeplovr]

How many YO mama Jokes do you know

Lets start a coletive libary of YO mama jokes

ANd this includes the JOE WHO JOE MAMA cause jsut joe mama is always funny

number 333 its the way to be
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[fatty]

yo mama is so fat, her blood type is gravy

thanks to WWFallon
and Gvacnomore for the
money sig!

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[windowlck]

Your Mama is soooooo Ugly, She makes Blind Children Cry...

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[jafter]

Yo mamas so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama is like the ocean.
She smells like fish and she is open to the public.

Yo mama is like a gas station.
You have to pay before you pump.

We want Ron and Fez live in DC.

[Gwen]

For some great "yo MaMa" jokes check out this website: <a href=http://www.yomama.com/Frame.html>Yo MaMa.com</a>

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Im the root of all thats evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie.

[Tall_James]

Yo Mama is so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck.

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[Zipgun]

Yo mama is SOOOO fat...she walked in the street, and a car swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.



This message was edited by skidmark on 2-18-02 @ 11:55 AM

[F1Gm3nT]

-yo mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out

-yo mama like my tv...even my lil brother can turn her on

-yo mama so fat its takes her 365 days to roll over

-yo mama's teeth so damn yellow she dont need butter for her corn

-yo mama so big, when she jumped in the tub the water jumped out


thats all that I got now... ill remember these later

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this is nothing
this is something...
this is nothing" - Phil Hartman
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[Sheeplovr]

You had to runin it gwen didnt u



number 333 its the way to be
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[impactplayer2k1]

-yo mama is so dumb, i told er to take the 4 train and she took the 2 train twice.

-yo mama is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

- yo mama is so skinny, she can hangglide off a dorito.

- yo mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop through a cheerio.

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[furie]

Your Mama's so fat, when she
was diagnosed with the flesh
eating disease the doctor gave
her 13 years to live.




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Thanks WWFallon!

[Big Jim]

Yo mama so fat, when she put on her BVD's they spell BOULEVARD

Dumb Donald was so dumb. Instead of praying to God at church, he prays to... <img src = "http://members.aol.com/jimandbryan/myhomepage/rnfbigjim.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US"> Thank you Jersey Rich for this sig!SEEEEEYUH!!
*BIG JIM*

[ag]

I dont rember why I have this but I have a BOT on my comp that gives you MAMA jokes heres just a bunch of them.........

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.

Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she have movies.

Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.

Yo mama's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.

Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so bald, her hair looks like stitches.



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[cheezeemee]

Yo mama is soooooooooooo poor everytime someone presses the door bell button she sticks her head out the window and yells "ding dong!"

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[Captain Rooster]

YO mama's like a shotgun; give her a cack and she blows. (3rd grade joke that I will never forget) <P>

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[gameguy]

yo mamas so short when she sits on a dime her legs dangle.

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It's the last time you will"

[synthfiend]

Yo mama is such a slut you took her to the prom because you knew she put out.

I have spoken....Behold me.