Sentence Game

[JimMQ]

Oops! - forgot to give you 3 words. First my quote was:

I toss my COOKIES in ANGUISH ever time I see a SHARPIE

and my 3 words for you are hmmmm....

Jellyfish, toilet, tabasco

[FUNKMAN]

I always wondered if SpongeBob Squarepants had any problem fitting his square butt on a round toilet seat, especially after eating his jellyfish with tobasco sauce...

smiling muscles groovy

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

My muscles are so big them smile at the ladies, and they think its sooooo groovy

cookies cancer plastic

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

My friend would have to carry around a plastic bag because the chemo was making him toss his cookies, cancer sucks...

revealing appealing ceiling

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"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

My celiling in my appartment has a very revealing hole in it, that is VERY appealing to look through!

bubble gum, lighthouse, suffocation

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[Jackie Sloan]

While touring the lighthouse at the nude beach, a pale two legged whale stammered by causing my 12 fingered love child to suffocate on his, errr I mean her bubble gum!






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[Jackie Sloan]

Dammit! Sorry peeps

beauty, cholesterol, blinds






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[ag]

While I was staring at beauty through my blinds I was eating a high cholesterol egg sandwhich

tested, Keep, not

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[erole]

Keep that nuclear powered vibrator away from you that's not beed tested yet!



flour, K-9, spleen

[ag]

IM GONNA SUE the owner of the k-9 that ripped opne my spleen filled of flour!

Grocery
Ties
humday

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

When I went down to the Grocery store a girl blew me in the produce section and when I went to Macy's to look at some ties the saleslady gave me a blowjob so it must've been humday...


squirting flirting hurting

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"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

When I was with these 2 chicks, I was squirting my bananna juice on one girl while flirting with the other, but I think I was hurting the other girls feelings.

strangle uncomfortable pregnate

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[erole]

But the girl fingered herself with the banana juice to pregnate herself which made me feel so uncomfortable that I had to strangle both of them.


dung, darts, dope

[FUNKMAN]

Anyone who does dope is turning their brain into dung and should trade their needles in and learn how to play darts instead...


turning burning yearning



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"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

The pig was turning on the squier burning an my stomach was yearing to eat it!

demand, command, private

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

If i found a magic lamp with a Genie inside that looked like Barbara Eden I would demand that she obey my every command and I would also keep it private...


creamy crevice slipper

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[impactplayer2k1]

As i gentle applied the creamy anal lube in her crevise, i tripped on a slipper and ruined the moment!

Bottle, spam, olive oil

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."



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[teesquare]

A bottle of beer, a can of SPAM and some olive oil, it's a party!!!:) <P>
cerebral, renaissance, cool <P>

[ag]

When I was at the renaissance fair, my cerebral went all KooCoo, Everyone thought it was really cool, but I didnt!

temper, gatorade, crack

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

Someone think of a new status for me..............

[FUNKMAN]

When I got falsely called out at home plate I lost my temper, threw my gatorade bottle, and asked the umpire if he was on the crack...


porcupine turpentine assinine

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[erole]

It was pretty asinine of me to pleasure myself by sticking a porcupine up my ass, but to pour turpenine on the cuts was just plain stupid.

Ginger, Mary Ann, coconut cream

[FUNKMAN]

When i was growing up watching Gilligans Island there was nothing I fantasized about more than Mary Ann rubbing down Ginger's bare breasts with coconut cream...
:)


Good One Erole!

Genie steamy friction


<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Understand what you can from the land, your life is it's worth"

[WintersEmbers]

when aladin used his hand to create friction on the lamp the genie made his elaborate steamy entrance

rancid, horse, hay

The Iceman Cometh!
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Thanks for the sig fallon!

This message was edited by WintersEmbers on 3-10-02 @ 1:50 AM

[FUNKMAN]

The last time we made love in the hay we smelled something really rancid and it turned out to be a dead horse...


firmly engage voltage

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"Understand what you can from the land, your life is it's worth"

[ag]

firmly engage voltage

The last time I could firmly engage myself into banging this chick, she knocked me off my ass with this high voltage device that she attached to my junk!(I know that dont make sence!)

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

Someone think of a new status for me..............

[ag]

firmly engage voltage

The last time I could firmly engage myself into banging this chick, she knocked me off my ass with this high voltage device that she attached to my junk!(I know that dont make sence!)

Kids, beach, irish

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owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

Someone think of a new status for me..............

[IamAL]

Unlike My Kids, Irish dont tan very well at the beach!

eight ,deficate, lights

[FUNKMAN]

Ever since I was eight I would prefer to deficate with the lights off...

wizard scarecrow dorothy

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Understand what you can from the land, your life is it's worth"

[ag]

The Wizard was nice enough to get dorothy back home and the scarecrow a brain

cookies, Pop, prunes

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There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[EffMeBoobs]

When I shoot cookies up my prune lookin' ass, it makes me want to drink pop.

twins, priest, fax machine



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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[ag]

The priest who married the twins , used his fax machine to notify the courts

fear, stay, Narlier

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There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[Sheeplovr]

I dont knwo what Narlier means but i fear if i stay here and think about it ill be in for


Beautiful,Pie,Onion

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[FUNKMAN]

Nothing could be better when you are out with a beautiful girl than to share some french onion soup and a big slice of lemon meringue pie...

dissapointed hopeful rainstorm

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[ag]

I was dissapointed about the rain storm, cause I was hopeful for ligthing strinking my neighbors house

Timex ronzoni pure

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/happy.gif>
In vino veritas

There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[Michael Fury]

Watch for mammoth Lincoln logs the next day whenever Granny starts cooking up that Ronzoni and 100% pure prune juice recipe.


Texas chicken panties

[ag]

Did you know that In Texas all the hillbillies sit around in nothing but there panties and eat chicken?

Family square card

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/happy.gif>
In vino veritas

There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[cheezeemee]

My girfriend used her credit card to purchase new shoes for tonight's Family square dance.



Nuclear Coke Osbournes

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[FUNKMAN]

Ozzy from the Osbournes has done enough coke to fill a mushroom cloud caused by a nuclear explosion...


wombat olive-oil razor



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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-4-02 @ 11:49 PM

[cheezeemee]

On a camping trip in Australia last year I was about to shave when I noticed it was time to change the razor so I went into my tent to fetch my bag then I heard a sound and it was this wombat looking to bite me so I killed it and cooked it with Olive oil!! Hmmm beefy!




Letterman, 8th Ave, Wood

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[FUNKMAN]

I saw Letterman chopping wood on 8th Ave, freaked the shit out of me...



berries grenade doritos

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[ag]

I can eat berries and doritos at the same timw while launching a grenade

Milk, sugar, HBO

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/happy.gif>
In vino veritas

There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[FUNKMAN]

There's nothing like sitting down and watching HBO with a big bowl of Rice Krispies with a teaspoon of sugar and ice cold milk...


nocturnal crustacean marshmallow

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[ag]

I always wondered if there was nocturnal Marshmallow that eat crustacean

carbon, lost, hair

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In vino veritas

There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man.

[FUNKMAN]

There are always three things that get my goat, getting your hands dirty from carbon paper, finding hair in your food, and finding out that you just lost your wallet...

warmth hairlip mallet

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[ag]

The Warmth of her hairlip kept me from smashing her with the mallet

one kept fetish


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In vino veritas

<marquee>There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man. </marquee>

[furie]

I kept the pinky ring of one of my victims, just as a fetish

Ferrall farside blue


USA 2002!
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Thanks CZM!
<a href="aim:goim?screenname=furie1335&message=You_are_Number_6">IM:Furie1335 </a>

[Fezzie Fetish]

When Ferrall reads the farside comics, he gets blue balls.

Wee wee wee boring...

[Fezzie Fetish]

sorry... orange cat liquid

Wee wee wee boring...

[MunkeyCorpse]

I shoved and orange dildo in my cats ass and red liwuid came out its ears, ass and mouth, i wonder what it was.

Purple, nipple, mouse

[FUNKMAN]

I got beat so bad that my nipples were purple and i had a mouse under each eye...

boxcar pregnant lipbalm

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[EffMeBoobs]

When I stepped out of the boxcar, I dropped my lipbalm onto the ground and Jim Norton picked it up because he wouldn't let my pregnant ass do it.


cell phone, salt, bongos

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Thanks JerseyRich for his wondrous sig pic making skills!

[furie]

it's amazing how a little salt will
make a monkey play the bongos,
and not even needing a cell
phone!

light, spoon, clymidia


USA 2002!
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/worldcup.gif" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks CZM!
<a href="aim:goim?screenname=furie1335&message=You_are_Number_6">IM:Furie1335 </a>

[FUNKMAN]

My boyfriend that cheated on me should have turned on the light because i gave him a full spoon of my Clymidia juice, instead of the cough medicine...
YUCK!


whisper lather feather

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Butters]

The mad dog, with a lather filled mouth, attacked the feather coved duck when the whisper came to his ear

chicken, feet , baboon

BUTTERS capable of making non-sense of any conversation

[flavorsaver]

My grandmother boils chicken feet when she makes soup for her pet baboon.

diary, diarreah, dairy

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[cozmokramer]

As i sit on the john awaiting dirrehhea from the terrible diary products i bought after reading someone's diary.


Farmer , Seinfeld , Thunder

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[flavorsaver]

And then, Dice called Jay Mohr, "Farmer"; causing Evan Seinfeld to throw out a laugh reminescent of thunder.

Wite-out, broccoli, e-coli


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[fnkymnky500]

I had to write-out Staples from he show because he had terrible e-coli from eatin broccli out of that trash can that he has eenliving out of.

[flavorsaver]

Way to bring it to a screeching halt, big man!

rookie, green, scab



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[fnkymnky500]

here is my stupid second attempt

I'm a stupid rookie who eats my own green scabs

elephant, adam sandler, water

[furie]

Adam Sandler's doing a remake of the water-boy, but this time using an elephant.

library, darts, alien

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[flavorsaver]

Library books have been alien to me since the great lawn darts incident.

short shorts short-pants


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[fnkymnky500]

I had once mistaken shorts for a short version of short- pants,but when in reality they are just short-pants made in america, I think.

Electric-donkey bottom batter

(it was posted as a new topic for some reason...sorry, just delete it)

[EffMeBoobs]

Let's get to the bottom of this people and let's have some electric-monkey good times in this batter of a mixture I call the Game Room.


Tail, fetus, forehead

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Thanks JerseyRich for his wondrous sig pic making skills!

[flavorsaver]

unfortunately, the tail must have been cut off of the fetus that had the forehead of a water-buffalo

peas...carrots...onions

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 7-17-02 @ 12:02 AM

[FUNKMAN]

To make a great stew you need to add your peas, carrots, and onion.


guinness bass lambskin

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[flavorsaver]

While I fish for bass, lambskin keeps me covered and Guinness keeps me lubed!

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[sourkitty]

he didnt put 3 words.... stupid....hehe j/k... Ill make the 3 words for him tho..


Bang, Butch, Beer

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~*~Life always comes down to one thing, the PUSSY!~*~

[sexy bastard]

I once was with a butch lesbian and after a couple of beers I banged her and she converted.

Chiwawa, penis, anvil

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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[ToddEVF]

A man was hit by an anvil and had his penis bitten off by a Chiwawa.

ok. . . umm. . .

Switchblade, Moshpit, & tiddlilywinks

I AM. . . THE MOST MISERABLE MAN ON THE BOARD!!!
NEW SIG IN THE WORKS. . . PLEASE STAND BY
<a href="http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Sanity_Lost/"> Sanity Lost: my Roleplay on Yahoo!</a>

[flavorsaver]

sourkitty...I stink!

I was jabbed with a switchblade in the moshpit, now I'm stuck in the hospital playing tiddlywinks.

cat catty pussy

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[Bill From Yorktown]

didnt you know your girl will get catty if you punch her cat in the pussy?

ok that was bad but anything to change the phrase - ok

"time lawn beer"

[ag]

whenever its time to mow the lawn, I decide to drink alot of beer.

lemon problem extra

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In vino veritas

AG for MOD

<marquee>There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man. </marquee>

[sweet201]

If it was going to be a problem for you to pick up an extra whore, you could have at least brought me home a lemon.

passion, Nashville, ashcan

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[sourkitty]

passion, Nashville, ashcan


In Nashville after you have passionate sex, you burn the condom in an ashcan.

Tits, homerun, fat

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~*~Life always comes down to one thing, the PUSSY!~*~

[flavorsaver]

I truly love tits, as much as hitting a home run, even...like the late, great, fat Babe Ruth

breasts, worship, honor

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[sweet201]

I would be honored if you'd worship my tits.

portly, stack, Vatican

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[flavorsaver]

The portly Pope was known to stack tomato cans all over Vatican City.

opportunity honor obey


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[LatinSpiceXoX]

In Honor of Veteran's Day, You have the Opportunity to be a good citizen and Obey traffic laws.


Sweep Camera Regard

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[SuperClerk]

I regard the camera man as someone who can't even sweep up hair in a barber shop.

Flounder, peon, zygote

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[blakjeezis]

Every once in a while, I peon flounder zygotes.

hockey mask, Def Leppard, fountain

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"What are the scores George Dawes?"
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Fountain drinks taste better while wearing a Hockey Mask at a Def Leppard concert.

Audio Intrepid Logical

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[flavorsaver]

The audio portion of the walking tour on the Intrepid is not as logical as one would think.

alfredo, creamy, discharge

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Brought to you courtesy of AngelA Productions

<marquee>*I get to feeling walked all over~And always off guard~Until I can live with my disappointments~you will sleep with yours...Walked all over, never felt this small~Until I can sleep with my disappointments~you will sleep with yours* </marquee>

[Smiledog11]

When Mary got home from her bachelorette party, her boyfriend noticed a creamy discharge on her chin and said, "I hope you ordered the alfredo."

mixed, party, nuts

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This message was edited by Smiledog11 on 11-14-02 @ 2:52 PM

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

i could see by the light of th candle that effme's boobs were covered in polyester but were as soft as saffron

Duct tape, feathers, hammer

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

This message was edited by BrianTheBailBondsman on 11-14-02 @ 2:54 PM

[canofsoup15]

Sometimes dates at the party getmixed with so i end up with a diffrent girl on my nuts everynight.

Girl,Boy,Beer

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[flavorsaver]

BTBB, you surely don't disappoint

What could impress a girl more than throwing a full can of beer on stage at her favorite boy-band concert?!?

read, book, IQ

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 11-14-02 @ 3:05 PM

[Violent Jay]

read a book and it lowers you i.q. (really dont believe your damn english teachers)

sex long fez

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[LatinSpiceXoX]

On days like these, the only way FEZ can get into the mood to have SEX is after taking a LONG nap.

skidmark, santa, save

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[SuperClerk]

I save my underwear for Santa so he can give me the pair he has on with the skidmark.


fingernails, tomato, plunger

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Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[LatinSpiceXoX]

I'm having a hard time putting fingernails, tomato and plunger in a sentence. *lol*

eyemask, cd rack, greed

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[FUNKMAN]

I did not know that the man in the eyemask was watching as my greed got the best of me and I got caught stealing the new cd-rack...

insist insert smile

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/shinin100.gif">

[Violent Jay]

I INSIST I INSERT it will make you SMILE.

Billy inky happy

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Billy was not happy when he found out Inky was being flirty.


vote candles optimistic

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[NewYorkDragons80]

I submitted an optimistic vote for the legalization of roman candles

cracker, forest, nuclear

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[LatinSpiceXoX]

A nuclear bomb should be created to purposely drive only the crackers into the forrest.

cartoon, The Gap, sweepstakes

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[FUNKMAN]

They were holding a sweepstakes at The Gap and the winner would be allowed to star in a new cartoon series...


velvet vanilla lace

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/images/atgitwb_small.jpg">

[dassal3399]

i would love a hot chick to wear a vanilla colored lace pantie and a velvet bra on our first night of love.
ass,wine,movie

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Man!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

ass,wine,movie

I fantasize about making a home-movie, where wine is poured all over my ass and slowly sipped and licked off.



oops forgot 3 more words.. Superior, Colonial, gas

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This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 11-24-02 @ 11:51 AM

[FUNKMAN]

Superior, Colonial, gas


I took a trip with Mother Superior down to Colonial Williamsburg and we ran out of gas.

bongos twist joint

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">

[SoccerMom]

Hey bongos, twist me a joint!

diaper,manatee,anus

This message was edited by SoccerMom on 11-25-02 @ 1:42 PM

[billyio]

For some reason, the manatee at the aquarium was wearing a diaper over its anus.

rusty,transparent, laser

See Ya!

[grlNIN]

I hear alot of guys like recieving a rusty trombone, id rather have a transparent laser shot through my eye.

dishtowel, serpent, hourglass


<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/grlnin2.gif>
<marquee>"Shes really cool, funny, and she has a great taste in music. the perfect grl."</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

dishtowel, serpent, hourglass


As the evil King turned his hourglass it was time for me to fight the fire breathing serpent with just a dishtowel and scouring pad...

risky aquarium tornado

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/images/bornto_small.jpg">

[The Chairman]

risky aquarium tornado


Fishing the Flemish Cap during a tornado is risky, but so is eating fugu from a Japanese restaurant's aquarium.

hotel Yankee foxtrot

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[billyio]

Babe Ruth, the former Yankee great, was spotted at the hotel dancing the foxtrot with a couple of hookers.

lemon, dream, geography

See Ya!

[canofsoup15]

lemon, dream, geography


I had a little dream that my best friend The Lemon was a geography major, odd, he cant even locate his asshole.

Sex,Banana,Disestablish

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The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
A few that remained were never found
All in a system,down

[The Chairman]

Sex,Banana,Disestablish


After a long night of hot sex with several Maiko girls, Chairman Kaga announced the secret ingredient on Iron Chef was "banana" and one of the judges was poorly dubbed and sounded like he said "dis establish was more than pleasant, I like it a lot it is so luxurious."

son volt trace

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[billyio]

A trace of the urine of the electrician's son could be seen after the volt surged through his body,leaving him immobilized while they were repairing Mrs. Beaver's wiring.

gobble, shine, decadent

See Ya!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

This year everyone will gobble the decadent turkey, being that I will shine in the kitchen.

babysitting, tree, heart

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[Violent Jay]

while i was babysitting i gave open heart surgery in a tree

lions, Tigers, Turduken

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R.I.P Skipper

[The Chairman]

lions, Tigers, Turduken

Lions and tigers and turducken, OH MY!!

uncle tweed jay

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...


This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 11-29-02 @ 10:46 PM

[FUNKMAN]

uncle tweed jay


they arrested my uncle bernie for jay walking in a tweed suit smoking a jay...


discover uncover lover

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Violent Jay]

i uncovered my lover and we discovered our inner sexuality

peace love blood

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R.I.P Skipper

[FUNKMAN]

peace love blood


It is better to make peace and love than to suck blood from the neck of your lover...
Hah?


sensitive pulsate descend

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[HAMMERHEAD]

My chinese food delivery guy delivered my orange chicken in 15 minutes while smoking a couple of cuban cigars.

[billyio]

A sensitive nerve was struck when he insulted her regarding the pimple on her nose that began to pulsate and throb,finally, pus began to descend down the slope of her nose.

anguish, enlivened, jettison

See Ya!

[The Chairman]

anguish, enlivened, jettison <P>
The anguished fans suddenly became enlivened upon hearing that Liam was jettisoned from the band and Paul Weller agreed to fill in on vocals for the rest of the European tour. <P>
essence dirt union <P>

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[FUNKMAN]

essence dirt union


The essence of woman is formed by the union of many wonderful things such as the fertile soil or dirt which provides the birthplace for life...

deep man...


deeper exhale perspire

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell everybody you know, you got to Rock And Roll, SOUL"


This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-4-02 @ 10:43 AM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

The deeper he pushed his massive cock inside of my tight spanish pussy, the more I exhaled, and as I came, he smirked at how much he made me perspire.

tire, pacifier, microphone

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Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God

[Devils Advocate]

Billy Staples' spare tire jiggled beneath his orange shirt as he stood on stage, enduring the ridicule of the audience, all the while wishing the microphone were a pacifier for him to suck on. <P>
Wacky, giblets, enema <P>

****************************
"When an officer loses command, that officer is also lost. When that command remains, no matter what happens to its officer, he has not failed" - Final Blackout

[billyio]

The wacky enema that Paul-O had with the assistance of Dumpy and Ginny enabled Paul-O to shoot giblets all over the WNEW studio.

frantic,masticulate, grand

See Ya!

[Dave from Queens]

Billyio was frantic when i granted him the honor of king of geeks for using the word masticulate

scaffold, ninja, goober

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

This message was edited by Dave from Queens on 12-5-02 @ 10:44 PM

[EffMeBoobs]

A pigeon goober landed on the ninja kittie as it was climbing off the scaffolding.



smoke, murky, herring

<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>

[Devils Advocate]

The scent of smoke lay heavy in the murky air of the bar, as the herring sat down in the dark booth near the back.

frazzle, goiter, rickshaw

****************************
"When an officer loses command, that officer is also lost. When that command remains, no matter what happens to its officer, he has not failed" - Final Blackout

[bigbaldirish]

i was on my rickshaw sailing, when i realized i haven't had enuff salt to keep my goiter down, suffice to say i was frazzled after that.

sting, book, bag

[Devils Advocate]

Ths small boy felt tears sting his eyes as the bullies tore his books and stole his bag.

natural, steadfast, gnome

****************************
"When an officer loses command, that officer is also lost. When that command remains, no matter what happens to its officer, he has not failed" - Final Blackout

[FUNKMAN]

natural, steadfast, gnome


The brave gnome held steadfast as man burned down his natural surroundings to put up a parking lot...


grapes throat spike

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell everybody you know, you got to Rock And Roll, SOUL"

[The Chairman]

grapes throat spike


My pit bull Spike kept getting grapes caught in his throat so I adopted a caper eating cat instead.


Tang pinch Senator

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[bisqit999]

Tang pinch Senator


Last Tuesday, after drinking several glasses of Tang, Senator Clinton excused herself to use the ladies room and pinch a loaf.

omnipotent, cracker, worm

<IMG SRC="http://24.185.30.196:7777/30.gif">

"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

[FUNKMAN]

omnipotent, cracker, worm


As i dug in the dirt and uncovered a worm i had thoughts that I was omnipotent which was until the worm called me a cracker...


stretch whisper investigate

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell everybody you know, you got to Rock And Roll, SOUL"

[The Chairman]

stretch whisper investigate

One whisper in her ear allowed my fingers to investigate her thigh, allowing me to anoint her stretch marks with love juices collected from her dewy labia.

tomorrow grass hall


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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[Violent Jay]

the grass will grow tommorow in the hall

tree christas dick

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[The Chairman]

tree christas dick

My friend Christa's favorite thing is sucking dick under the Christmas Tree.

jejune tuxedo lard

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[The Chairman]

jejune lard tuxedo <P>
He had a jejune look on his face as he lifted his tuxedo jacket as his wife swathed his ass in lard, in advance of the game of hide the salami: he had done this too many times before and was hoping for a different Italian luncheon meat, perhaps sopressata. <P>
Oh well back to a 3rd grade level: <P>
see Dick run <P>

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[ScarFaceDeFacer]

I see Dick run as he gets run after by 30 7 year olds

bath, Computer , pot

http://members.aol.com/thunderhawk526/images/scarfacedefacer.gif
Thanks Violent Jay

This message was edited by ScarFaceDeFacer on 12-19-02 @ 6:42 PM

[Violent Jay]

im in my bath on the computer smoking pot.

balls, dick, christmas tree

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[Violent Jay]

top... i like this game need more people to play

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[billyio]

Tricky Dick Nixon was hanging balls on the Christmas tree when John Dean informed him about the Watergate crisis.

oval, coffee, peach

See Ya!

[The Chairman]

oval, coffee, peach


While Trent's dreams of greater access to the Oval Office were crushed, he took solace in knowing that the interns who get him coffee in the moring are all hot peaches from the finest all-white sororities at Ole Miss.

Cholera Fish Bank

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[FelixDasGato]

Cholera Fish Bank

I caught a bad case of cholera after recieving my free fish from the bank.

paper, douche, mussels

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[EddieMoscone]

While reading the paper, Javier could swear he smelled mussels, only to remember his wife had run out of douche weeks ago.

beets, English, velvet

<IMG SRC="http://www.hcradio.com/ronfezsig.jpg">

"He doesn't like to fly? What the fuck does that mean?! Listen to me Jack. You gotta be back here in less that two and a half fuckin' days, a half million dollars of my money, what the fuck is going on here!?!?"



This message was edited by EddieMoscone on 12-24-02 @ 9:53 AM

[fiestygal]

while wearing a black velvet dress, the English woman ate some beets

coke, bra, snakes

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

This message was edited by fiestygal on 12-24-02 @ 11:11 AM

[billyio]

I knew this girl who used unhook her bra and see snakes in other girls' hair whenever she snorted coke.

pen, whirl, tour

See Ya!

[fiestygal]

whirl-ing a pen at her rock star boyfriend for cheating on her the boyfriend left his tour and propsed to her

cock, bosco, orange

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

cock, bosco, orange

Your heard the cock of the rifle: then silence as she stared at the empty Bosco bottles lined up on the fence in front of her for target practice; then a horrific scream as she suddenly remembered she had forgotten to remove the Valencia orange from her rectum, lodged there the day before by her Korean lover.

pneumonia jerusalem pink

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[fiestygal]

the singer Pink travelled to Jeruselam dispite sufffering pneumonia

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

previous poster forgot to add the three words:

so I will:

slanted crooked bright

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[Dave from Queens]

i thought the day laborer wasnt bright when i noticed my hedges were slanted and crooked


NewYork, Melodic, Death Metal

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[fiestygal]

while in NEW YORK, the DEATH METAL band MELODIC saw The Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall


infectious, red, sewing machine

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FelixDasGato]

infectious, red, sewing machine

As I watched the red haired girl mend socks on the sewing machine I noticed an infectious wound on her hand.

Gasmask, clocks, flower

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/philex/felixmerryxmas.gif">

[fiestygal]

the girl wore a flower prink gasmask during the war and sold clocks when she went back home

dog, Russia, attache`

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

This message was edited by fiestygal on 12-27-02 @ 10:33 PM

[billyio]

That spy dog in Russia that CNN flashed on its ticker tape, was a former attache of the Ambassador's, if you didn't know...

surreal, toenail, lighter

See Ya!

[The Chairman]

surreal, toenail, lighter

so much depends
upon a red toenail
glazed with lighter fluid
beside the surreal chickens

pavement terror twilight

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[fiestygal]

In the twilight hours of the evening, the menacing terror lurked behind every wall before catching his victim and pouncing them on the pavement

coffee, mushrooms, computer

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[kc7586]

As I sit by my computer, sipping my coffee, looking for virtual mushrooms, I wonder what the fuck I'm doing here.


flamingo, tennis racket, spatula

[The Chairman]

flamingo, tennis racket, spatula

It's Flamenco not flamingo, I said to the pro, hitting her gently on her tight ass with my tennis racket, as I continued my recantation of my previous evening at the Copa, where I met a Latin hottie with a booty so big you could balance a spatula on it.

Hollywood Jayhawk Grass

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[fiestygal]

a Hollywood Jayhawk was smoking some grass


reply, smell, champagne

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FelixDasGato]

reply, smell, champagne

When I asked, What's that smell, there was no need for a reply as I could see her pants were no longer stained with only champagne.

phone, Hawaii, Dino

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/felixwalk.gif">

This message was edited by FelixDasGato on 12-28-02 @ 9:05 PM

[FUNKMAN]

phone, Hawaii, Dino


Fred and Wilma took Dino on a trip to Hawaii and they began to miss the Rubbles and decided to phone them.


Pinocchio Cinderella Dopey

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[bisqit999]

My Dopey stepsister Cinderella, was watching Pinnochio, when all of a sudden she farted.

hold, cotton, scandal

<IMG SRC="http://24.185.30.196:7799/30.gif">

"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

[fiestygal]

while holding onto the cotton sheets, the senator fucking his secretary didnt know a scandel would brew the next day

jello, message, death

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FUNKMAN]

jello, message, death


The waitress sent me a message that "eating the jello" would be my death so all i ate was the whip cream and cherry.


peaches pillow powder

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[fiestygal]

she dyed her toy poodle powder blue while the dog ate peaches while sitting on a pillow

shoes, sicilian, donuts

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/fiestygal.jpg">
this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

shoes, sicilian, donuts

He podered the donuts that had arrived wrapped in Tuesday's edition of the Howard Beach Pennysaver: not the day old stiped bass he had expected, which in the days of the old Sicilian Mafia announced that an associate had taken a bath in the East River wearing cement shoes; no, this was a gift from Jimmy "Port Wine Stain" Mantovino, simply indicating that a new Krispy Kreme had opened up across the street from his place in Staten Island.


carrot rope financial



<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/kaga.gif>
thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
slanted and enchanted...

[FelixDasGato]

carrot rope financial


The finacial banker fashioned the rope into a noose to hang himself before the story leaked to the press that he had had a strange fondness for carrots.

tank, tuba, turd

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/felixwalk.gif">

[fiestygal]

the multi- talented marine not only was able to drive a tank , but he played the tuba and shit out a big turd at the same time

fuzzy, cosmopolitain, leaves

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[Meatball]

she had this wonderful fuzzy feeling inside, when she read the cosmopolitan article detailing how smoking marijuana leaves, can actually cause multiple orgasms.


ben-gay , professor, lint

[The Chairman]

ben-gay , professor, lint

French physician and noted Professor Dr. Bengue, who invented Ben-Gay, was not gay, but had Pica and used his fortune to purchase the finest quality lint from the clothes dryers of Vicunia farmers.

trigger signed desert

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[kc7586]

I can't believe I signed on for this, being put in the middle of the desert will make me fianlly pull the trigger.

printer, electric blanket, button

[sdjbass]

after mending her printer, she preceded to push the button on the TV and cuddle in electric blanket.

bowling ball, finger nail clippings, elephant

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[kc7586]

the elephant sucked the finger nail clipping out of the bowling ball.

fire alarm, notebook, duck

[sdjbass]

While the Duck was doing homework by candle light all of a sudden the fire alarm went off, and the duck noticed his handy dandy notebook was now aflame.

pothole, scuba, Dr. Pepper

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[FelixDasGato]

pothole, scuba, Dr. Pepper

As I drove to pick up my scuba gear I hit a pothole spilling my Dr. Pepper everywhere.

kitten,kites,klondike

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[fiestygal]

while eating a klondike bar, the man flying a kite kicked a kitten at the same time.

profile, mail, library

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

profile, mail, library


I still use AOL cause the voice that says "You've Got Mail" is so sexy and my profile links to the chat room I frequent: "Men for Horny Women - Library."

salve reprehensible coyote



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[fiestygal]

salve reprehensible coyote

after putting salve in his hair that made it green, it was a reprehensible act to the professor who also had a tatoo of a cayote on his nut sack

passion, hand-cuffs, tar

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

passion, hand-cuffs, tar

While wearing hand-cuffs and getting felthced at The Vault in NYC, the Drama Teacher from Dalton decided that The Passion of Joan of Arc was too violent a play for his 1st graders; so rather than being immolated, the Cravath lawyer's daughter who was cast as St. Joan would be covered with tar and feathers instead.

depression gone march

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[fiestygal]

during the great depression, many children marched through the streets or many had gone off looking for odd jobs to support their family

paxil, diamond, thread

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

paxil, diamond, thread


You wanna talk hard, I'll tell you hard, harder than a diamond hard, and that's cumming when you're a guy on 40mg. of Paxil; you might as well pull the semen out of your balls with a thread!

Vicks sandy fetus

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[SatCam]

Vicks sandy fetusDamn, I shouldn't of had Vicks after my fetus started feeling sandy

apple candy moose

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[stickyfingers]

My girlfriend, Candy, enjoys ramming apples up her pet moose's rear

thyroid, white-out, cabinets

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[The Chairman]

thyroid, white-out, cabinets

Due to her advanced Grave's Disease, she had to swallow another radioactive shake, which looked like white-out and tasted like Slim Fast French Vanilla, just so her thyroid gland would remain smaller than the cabinets she had purchased from IKEA named "Igsven."

G.T.O. barbed-wire sepulcher

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[sdjbass]

G.T.O. barbed-wire sepulcher

After attempting to figure out what the word sepulcher meant, i decided to hop in my GTO with some barbed-wire, and preceeded to raise hell.

Star wars, Daoism, Fuzzy Math

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[fiestygal]

the teacher was teaching fuzzy math lessons because he spilled coke all over his lesson plans while watching Star Wars the night before while his wife was reading a book on Daoism.

tai, fuck, heart

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[Violent Jay]

i ate tai food it blew up my heart then i was fucked

donkey, camel, blue

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R.I.P Skipper

[The Chairman]

donkey, camel, blue


He got severe blue balls looking at her camel toe, exacerbated by the reality that she said she'd rather fuck a donkey than him.

crying gravity rainbow

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[FelixDasGato]

crying gravity rainbow

The leprecaun at the end of the rainbow was crying when he discovered his gold was gone, so I bought a few pints and we discussed the laws of gravity.

flashlight, vest, bucket

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[kc7586]

While wearing my favorite vest, I used the flashlight to find his bucket.

turkey, roll-o-dex, basket

[fiestygal]

i had to look in my roll-o-dex for the number of a resturant that served turkey so i could get a basket of stuffing free

pen, panties, parrot


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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FUNKMAN]

pen, panties, parrot


While my friends were over watching the game my pet parrot told them that i was wearing panties the night before, so i stabbed him with a pen...

razor drip sniffles

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[The Chairman]

razor drip sniffles


He was having a bad day: his drip dick felt like he was peeing a razor, and he had the sniffles.

lark gasoline pearl

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[SatCam]

lark gasoline pearlWhile venturing at the gasoline station, I spotted a lark with a pearl.

raw stove jaw

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[FUNKMAN]

raw stove jaw


After eating a bad raw clam i became dizzy and banged my jaw on the stove...


wiggle giggle blister

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[SatCam]

wiggle giggle blisterWhen the song required me to wiggle and giggle, I danced and got a blister on my foot.

Orgasm toe fork

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[fiestygal]

the girl orgasmed as the boy sucked on her toe and stuck a fork up her ass

organism, tri-pod, sperm

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FUNKMAN]

organism, tri-pod, sperm


With the use of a tri-pod and magnifying glass I was able to detect an organism so I stuck a fork in my sperm...

squeeze slide purr

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[sdjbass]

I discovered that when i pet my cat, instead of purring he kind of slurps, maybe thats cause i accidently slid the screen door on his head a week ago.

Vegan, Popeye, Grandma

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[fiestygal]

my grandma is a vegan BUT still eats POPEYE"S CHICKEN

hope, faith, cheese

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[The Chairman]

hope, faith, cheese


I hope and have faith that eventually in life, everyone with realize the wonder that is gorgonzola cheese.

end silence tearing

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[kc7586]

at the end of the movie there was dead silence and i was tearing up a little.

laser pointer, paper clip, magnet

[kc7586]

at the end of the movie there was dead silence and i was tearing up a little.

laser pointer, magnet, paper clip

[fiestygal]

in the detective show, the spy used a laser pointer and a magnet to form a paper clip into a key to unlock the safe

spiders, turquoise, gates

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FUNKMAN]

spiders, turquoise, gates


I wear a turquoise pendant because i believe it protects me from what i fear most, spiders and gates...


satin vanilla moisture

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[SatCam]

satin vanilla moistureThe satin looking moisture smelled of vanilla ice cream

tree garnet floor

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[fiestygal]

she wore a garnet pendant while mopping the floor that was covered in pine needle from the christmas tree

water, skin, step- stool

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FUNKMAN]

water, skin, step- stool


I sat down on the step-stoll to cool my burnt skin in a bucket of cool water...

charming secret pleasure

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[GodsFavoriteMan]

charming secret pleasure


It's no secret that I'm so charming I give the women great pleasure.

Vaseline, milk, crowbar

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The third sign of the Apocalypse

[stickyfingers]

it took vaseline and a crowbar to get into her land of milk and honey

brocoli, launchpad, and exiled

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[fiestygal]

the only thing the exiled prince at was brocoli while launching rockets off their launchpad

crazy, sexy, cool

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[FelixDasGato]

One of TLC's albums was called Crazy, Sexy, Cool

jug, fish, leather

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[canofsoup15]

Aint nothing like a jug full of beer and fish down your leather pants. WHOOO.

Sandbox,Patches,Poop

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The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
A few that remained were never found
All in a system,down

[Friday]

Tommy was playing in the sandbox when suddenly one of the patches on the seat of his jeans ripped and a piece of poop fell on the floor!


Lighter, Horse, Toupee

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"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

[SatCam]

Lighter, Horse, ToupeeWhile stuck in quicksand in the arabian desert, I noticed I needed to take off my toupee to make my horse lighter.

Keyboard Stool Beer

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[FUNKMAN]

Keyboard Stool Beer


Never play keyboard in a gay bar, they will want to buy you a beer and push in your stool...

belly withdraw towel

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[fiestygal]

after accidentally fucking his girl friend in the belly, the guy withdrawed to the bathroom and jerked off in a towel

dice, marbles, jax

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[Justice4all]

When I was little I played with marbles and jax but now that I am older I learned to play with dice.

Ok try...Moonlight, Retro, Insomnia


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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[fiestygal]

at the retro cafe`, the couple walked out onto the balcony-into the moonlight, where he proposed to her which cause her to suffer from insomnia that entire night

BOWLING, TAMPON, KINDERGARTEN

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!! If you don't like what I have to say..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

[The Chairman]

BOWLING, TAMPON, KINDERGARTEN


Despite having huge breasts, she had small fingers, too small even for the "star balls" she used in kindergarten, so she had to stuff the bowling ball holes with tampon cotton.


cantilever thrips numb


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[Friday]

While walking across a bridge that rather resembled a cantilever, the apple pickers were attacked by a swarm of thrips and fell into a ravine, rendering them paralyzed and numb from the impact.

Rose, Crescendo, Stature

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"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

[PeteSchwetty]

The soprano's stature in the opera world rose as he bowed to the crescendo of applause.

calendar, bicycle, vibrate

[Friday]

I don't have a new sentence but I had to comment that the vocal part of Soprano is a female range...not male. HAHAHAHA.

As you were.....

:)

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"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

[The Chairman]

The soprano's stature in the opera world rose as he bowed to the crescendo of applause.


I think they outlawed castratis in the late 1700's...

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[fiestygal]

since no one put new words down here are some...

rescue, underappreciated, soar

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!! If you don't like what I have to say..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

[SatCam]

rescue, underappreciated, soarSince I was underappreciated by the world, I tried to soar to the stars, but ended up having to be rescued by the local Gay Police Force (GPF)

Rack Knit Oar

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[FUNKMAN]

Rack Knit Oar


I had to knit a sweater to cover my girls rack otherwise i had to beat the guys down with an oar...


peaceful remorse forgiveness

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"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[The Chairman]

peaceful remorse forgiveness

As he inhaled the Origins lavender aromatherapy peaceful wisps, he realized he had no remorse for disemboweling the guy, but he would give his wife forgiveness for eating sharp cheddar.

buck hallelujah wine



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[fiestygal]

he bought a bottle of wine for a buck and sang hallelujah for the cheap find

apple, queef, nuns

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!! If you don't like what I have to say..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

[billyio]

Nuns were discussing Eve's forbidden apple on the streets of Manhattan while some radio station played the 6 o'clock queef.

silversmith, Buick, whey

See Ya!

[FelixDasGato]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey when she was struck by a Buick, then along came the silversmith and laughed and laughed.

fax, box, car

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[PeteSchwetty]

After getting the fax from Moneypenny, Agent Bond jumped in his car and delivered the black box.

Paper clip, breathe, seagull

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[kc7586]

the poor seagull couldn't breathe due to the paper clip lodged in it's throat.

highlighter, fan, christmas tree

[fiestygal]

the rock star signed the fans autograph book with a highlighter which there after a christmas tree fell on the fan.

italian, jewel box, seam ripper

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!! If you don't like what I have to say..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

[Friday]

Her hot italian boyfriend handed her the tiny jewel box, but it wasn't a diamond ring so she grabbed her seam ripper and tore him to shreds!


Fawn, mousetrap, curtain

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"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

[shit4brains]

as i sweep the shower curtain i avoid the moustrap to rock till the break of fawn

gumdrops,canada,salt bucket

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shit4brains moi?

[SatCam]

gumdrops,canada,salt bucketEver since I found out Canada didnt sell gumdrops, I have been vomiting in a salt bucket

Ass Watch Belt

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[fiestygal]

the dominatrix hit his ass with a belt which after he gave her a diamond watch

soldier, curtains, moment

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!! If you don't like what I have to say..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

[The Chairman]

soldier, curtains, moment

If the soldier had just taken a moment to think about swags and curtains and not his gun, the saleswoman from Lane Bryant might have lived.

drunken angel firecracker

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[fiestygal]

the drunken angel stuck a firecracker in her ass and lit it on fire

bleach, SUV, surf board

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!! If you don't like what I have to say..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

[PeteSchwetty]

After he got spilled bleach in his eye he accidentily ran over his surf board with his SUV.


lake, lawnmower, tentacle

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[The Chairman]

lake, lawnmower, tentacle <P>
I turned off the lawnmower, popped a Geary's, looked out at the lake, and saw the huge tentacle of the Sebago Angel of Darkness Monster plugging a Japanese chick from Portland. <P>
son ambulance bright-eyes <P>

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I gave birth to my first son in an ambulance, he has his fathers bright-eyes.

Serenity, Bowl, Loreal

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

[kc7586]

I was burning a serenity candle while playing with a bowl of loreal.

rubber band, radio, picture frame

[LatinSpiceXoX]

While dancing to techno music being played on the radio, my fat ass knocked over a picture frame and it now stands held together with a rubber band.


premium, libido, sorority

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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[The Chairman]

premium, libido, sorority

In college all the sorority chicks had high libidos and just needed Natty Light, now they require premium beer and roofies.

aftermath grotto silkworm



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