Is Pootertoot "Colonel Kurtz" From "Apocalypse Now?

[The Blowhard]

The more I watch the movie, I sense an eerie similarity. Is it just me?

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[Pootertoot]

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

Would this make you Commander McBragg?

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[The Blowhard]

JUst call me "Phineas J. Whoopie". Thank you.

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[IkeaBoy]

Want to know about Pooter, want to know really? What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans? That he had wisdom? Bullshit man!

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

Don't get out of theboat!

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[Pootertoot]

I expected someone like you, Ikea. What did you expect? ...Are you an assassin?

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[IkeaBoy]

no pooter, i'm a soldier.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Pootertoot]

You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

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[The Blowhard]

"I love the smell of Vietnamese food in the morning..it smells like...dog."

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[EQ]

A Vietnam captain(who from the board ) is under orders to kill an insane colonel (Pootertoot) hiding in the hills....hmmmm....


...the helicopter attack to the music of Wagner ( Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit...)....
oops, this belongs in the Bugs Bunny thread.


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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 2-15-02 @ 1:43 PM

[IkeaBoy]

This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

Ikeaboy,

Please don't insult soldiers by calling yourself a soldier -you're a shit!

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[The Blowhard]

Ikeaboy,

Please don't insult soldiers by calling yourself a soldier -you're a shit!


Now now Reesh..Ikea is just reciting a movie line, and besides, if you remember, he did say he wasn't a "peace fag" at NYU after 9/11. I know you guys have gone at it at times, but he is young enough to be a son..in your case, a grandson! ;)
I say that in about 10 years, his youthful idealism goes out the window and he will be as bitter and enlightened as us! LOL
Now back to the thread.

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[F1Gm3nT]

POOTERTOOT IS #1

"Fuck the world dont ask me for shit
Everything you need you gotta work hard for it" - B.I.G.

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[Pootertoot]

I've seen the horrors, horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me, you have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me

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[EffMeBoobs]

I think he's going to be better than Colonel Sanders when he tries out his brand new deep fryer. Look out Kentucky, here comes Westchester NY!

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.