What Is The Most Disgusting Thing You Ever Saw On The Subway?

[The Blowhard]

Besides the usual bums, I once rode the N train and a Chinese Immigrant wearing sandals was clipping his toenails with a nailclipper, shooting the toenail across the subway car. I could hear the "ping", and I yelled at him: "we don't do that here, stop it God damn it"!..he smiled and said "ha ha, you good guy"!
We are doomed! LOL

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[Poison Ivy]

Ok that's just gross :
I really haven't seen anything too bad,but my ex used to tell this story all the time:

One day a female co-worker of his got on the train, which was packed. She kept feeling something rubbing up against her butt but thought nothing of it. Finally it started to annoy her so she turned around to find a homeless man with his dick out rubbing it up against her. She was so horrified!! She was so mad at the people standing near her on the train because no one said anything. One of them actually said they thought she knew the guy...... ugh

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[Fallon]

Bums, smell of urine and mice on the track.

I don't mind the mice all that much as long as they don't come up onto the platform. Otherwise watching them run around gives me something to do while wating for the train.

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[nycenice]

nothing real gross for me but like ivy i heard a gross story once

my friend was on the train alone and this guy gets on the train and my friend notices he's staring at him but he ignored it cuase i always tell not to beat people up for stupid crap like that. but then a few mins later my friend looks over and the guy is masturbatingwhile staring at him! needless to say he jetted out of there

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

--A guy vomitting
-- A pile of feces
-- The LARGEST rat I've EVER seen
-- A guy wacking off

The D train was always an adventure.

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Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter
Maybe he went to get a British flag
Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing ;-)

[Mike from Bklyn]

There was a bum on the B train hacking up the most vile flem and spitting it on every seat that was empty. Sit down take a load off.

What does that even mean?

[Tall_James]

It's a 3-way tie!

1. A homeless woman squatting with her back against a metal pole at the 50th Street station, peeing in front of 100 people.

2. A homeless guy behind a trash bin at the Grand Street Station taking a dump.

3. A homeless guy at the WTC station wiggling his dick at everyone that passed by.

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[FUNKMAN]

A dirty, greasy 10 dollar bill on the tracks in the 9th St station...
I jumped down and picked it up anyway...
Teenagers, go figure...
PATH trains were usualy not as bad as the others...

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[The Blowhard]

On the "R" line, I would see the strangest panhandler.
She was a young black female dwarf, with a huge deformed head and drool coming out of her mouth.
Like clockwork, everyday.
I once gave her a buck and she looked at me and said "thanks"..the drool shot out of her mouth! LOL

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[FUNKMAN]

the drool shot out of her mouth


Heck,

Come on now, you know that wasn't drool... fess up
:)

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"Must Of Picked A Bad Time To Be In Love"

[Prince Neptune]

It was in the subway station, I saw these wierd wet prints on the floor ( like foot-prints but not) I turned the corner to see a bum with no legs dragging himself along. The prints were his sweaty handprints and that is not the disgusting part. What really sickened me was how people just stepped over and around him without really even batting an eye. Thats when my bus came and I split. What a world we live in.

Molester of mermaids and seafairing maidens

[FUNKMAN]

I didn't want to start a new Topic for "what is something "funny" that happened on the train" I have DIPSHIT paranoia so i'm gonna try and slip it in here
:)
Guess when me and my best friend were about 15, we were on the Path and the car was full of people...
My buddy picked up the transmitter and announced "Next Stop, Alberquerque New Mexico"
We quickly sat down and the Conductor came running in and yelled "who did that" But nobody squealed on us...

I miss my buddy!

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[Gwen]

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<b>Pooter's Ass</b> i assure you it was just as awful as it looks. It made babies on the train cry.

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[ice cream girl]

not the subway... however while on the subject of public transportation... i was once sitting across the isle from a rather heavyset man (on the bus) "rubbing one out" for all to see... he was completely oblivious to all the pasengers he was offending... even if he was... i doubt he would have cared...

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[Sheeplovr]

I saw Jared and Clay Henry

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[impactplayer2k1]

I have two:

A. 2 homeless guys were fighting on the train because the were both begging for change and one of them claim that it was his train and for the other to get off. I was a mess. They both smelled like shit.

B. I was waiting for the train at 2am one night and I saw a huge sewer rat with i guess its infant in its mouth trying to climb into this hole in the wall and it kept jumping, trying to get in. It was aweful.

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[JerryTaker]

You know how when you're not in a station, how you can see your own reflection in the windows of the train?

...yuck! I try just looking at the puddle of urine in the corner (as long as I can't see my reflection in it)

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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[The Blowhard]

A. 2 homeless guys were fighting on the train because the were both begging for change and one of them claim that it was his train and for the other to get off. I was a mess. They both smelled like shit

Was that a scene in "Ghost"? ;)
I will never forget the famous "Cerebal Palsy Guy",
a homeless guy with urine and fecal stains on his pants and would walk holding a sign saying "My Mom has Cerebal Palsy and I'm blind in one eye". He would sing "Danny Boy" and "Amazing Grace" as he passed by, his one "good" eye staring you down.
This guy was on the B, D, R and N lines for years!

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[The Blowhard]

BTW, I once met Spike Lee waiting for the D train at the DeKalb Avenue Station in Brooklyn. That was pretty disgusting.

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[The Blowhard]

I forgot about "I Have Aids Girl", who was a regular on the D line for w while. She was about 80 lbs., had purple welts and lesions on her face and moved from car to car in a wheelchair. She reeked of urine, had a tape player blasting choir music and used a KFC bucket for donations. Her speech was simple: "I have AIDS, Can you help"? She would pass by and put the dirty bucket in your face..you can see the track marks in her arms and she would say to each individual person "you?" How about you"? Most would try to ignore her, but she persisted until you finally had to yell "NO!".
I was close to gagging almost every time.

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[sexy bastard]

I saw a homeless man on the platform of the sation and he then like put his arm on one of the beams...and well his brown pants got more and more brown as this ooze just started coming out of the ankle part of his pants...then i lost my lunch when i saw that and threw up right on the tracks.

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[The Blowhard]

I once bought batteries from "The Little Chinese Man Selling Stuff" from car to car. He broke a 20, and then sneezed on my change, then he wiped the snot on his sleeve. I almost said "keep the change". I was young, I should have known better.


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[Arienette]

like a lot of people's , mine was masturbation related...

i was on a pretty crowded train once, i was sitting. there were a lot of people standing, facing me (and the others sitting) holding onto the bar thing. i was reading and so didn't look up for a while, but i saw something moving and so looked up. the guy directly in front of me (and this is really close, mind you) was just standing there, dick in one hand, the other holding onto the pole (yes, i get the pun). he was just looking right at me and jerking it. when he saw me look at him, he just winked and kept doing it. ah, the good ol 1/9

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[Captain Rooster]

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 2-17-02 @ 12:40 PM

[Brick Jesus]

I saw a rat that was like the size of a dog, once, but the worst was this time my friends and I were on the subway like real late after a show or something and the car was pretty empty save for us and like 5 or 6 other people and this bum-looking guy gets on at a stop, he stands in the middle of the car, takes out his hog and takes the nastiest, smelliest piss right on the floor out in the open and he shit his pants for a grim encore. We jumped ship at the next stop and walked back to Penn Station.

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