The mighty Thor
02-13-2002, 06:44 PM
You have to hope that this is flawed, but the
evidence seems irrefutable.
Recently, scientists for Men's Health suggested that
the results of a new study revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer and suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each
fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It
was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to
think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit
down to pee, couldn't perform sexually, and
refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
:-)
<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/thor.jpg>
evidence seems irrefutable.
Recently, scientists for Men's Health suggested that
the results of a new study revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer and suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each
fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It
was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to
think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit
down to pee, couldn't perform sexually, and
refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
:-)
<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/thor.jpg>