DIPSHIT POSTS

[FMJeff]

Guys,

Enough with the brainfart threads. I'm cracking down. You don't need to post every little thing that comes across your mind. It takes up space and it only gets a handful of replies. To the people who are posting them, you know what I'm talking about. I'm just going to delete them.

Let's keep the dipshit posts down to a minimum. Just keep in mind if the post is REALLY worth posting before you take up space with drivel.



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[TheGameHHH]

Damn Jeff, you didn't have to make me feel so bad about it... ;-).
Nah in all seriousness I agree with you man.

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[Captain Rooster]

dipshit posts


Is that a technical term?

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[brodieman]

so no more posting about what i havefor lunch each day? ok i got it :)

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[JustJon]

Why don't we have a poll as to which post is the biggest dipshit post?

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[FMJeff]

i vote for "if you were road kill, what kind of road kill would you be?"

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[Poison Ivy]

C'mon Jeff, your posts aren't thatbad ;)

I hear ya babe but what constitutes a dipshit post? What may be stupid to me may not be to you... ya know :p

Dam, I guess this means I shouldn't start that Sunny must die thread I wanted to ;)

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This message was edited by Poison Ivy on 2-13-02 @ 11:25 PM

[IrishAlkey]

Amen.

Figment stole my sig!

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Nothing from nothing, if space is a problem why dont you get rid of the gazillion pages of past posts, Get rid of say any old posts past page 40. They are most likely dead threads

Spreading nasal joy like I was johnny appleseed or maybe its because I keep hacking up grannie smiths.... chewy, gooey fun.

[Uncle Willie]

Sorry I'll never post again!!!

[erinmoran]

i vote for "if you were road kill, what kind of road kill would you be?"


oh man...i knew that was deleted. Was it the graphic picture of the runover kitty that offended?

Im so sorry....i really like pussies...i do

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[IrishAlkey]

i really like pussies...i do

But, a mangled pussy isn't that attractive.


Figment stole my sig!

[Poison Ivy]

Why don't we have a poll as to which post is the biggest dipshit post?


Well..if you insist hehe

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[erinmoran]

LOL....this is the best poll of all!!!

Th results as this time state that there is a tie

I miss that roadkill poll thread...but oh well....i could deal....

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[DaniGirl]

I'm sorry, I'll stop posting.

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[Pootertoot]

Sheep better get diplomatic immunity from this rule.

And that poll is hysterical...how come my vote for Sunny doesn't come up? That bastard has to pay!

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[Gwen]

Get rid of say any old posts past page 40. They are most likely dead threads


No way, thats where some of the most classic and quality ronfez.net posts are lurking. From the heydey of the board in spring of last year!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

Proud to say that I do not dipshit...

Only Ruffles and Tostidos
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[AngelAmy]

whats the point of having a message board if youre going to restrict us of what we post, isnt that the point of off topic, just to bullshit around?

thats what we dont like with all the other message boards, we're not allowed to post what we want

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[nycenice]

whoa there angel you're strating to sound like some people who post who just recently got banned it's no big deal just no boring posts. oh yeah i think getting rid of the oldest posts is a good idead i mean nostalga is good and all but who's actually gonna go back there and read old stuff?

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[CovDiesel]

hey... what happened to all the negativity all of a sudden... I hate being the topic of mean posts... I think I may just cry.

my posts aren't that bad, are they?

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[TheGameHHH]

my posts aren't that bad, are they?
Yes, they are bad. Your posts suck donkey balls.

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[JerryTaker]

I'm sorry my posts suck, I'll try harder next time...

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[TomPoo]

isn't 90% of this board just bullshit stupid posts???

...and correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that what we find entertaining here???

I am not saying anymore cause I don't want to get banned.



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[impactplayer2k1]

I'd rather reply to a dipshit post than a post about whos fighting who, whos sticking their nose in whos business, or anything revolving around perry or other dipshits that are banned!

Commense with the post!

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[AngelAmy]

I am not saying anymore cause I don't want to get banned.

PUSSY

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[impactplayer2k1]

isn't 90% of this board just bullshit stupid posts???

...and correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that what we find entertaining here???

I am not saying anymore cause I don't want to get banned.



Banned for what? We are all having a good time here and as long as the good times, theres no problems.


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[TomPoo]

PUSSY
umm... would somebody please ban angel amy
Banned for what?
If Little oolong can get banned then no one is safe

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[AngelAmy]

umm... would somebody please ban angel amy

oh please

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[furie]

Now I'm going to have post anxiety

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[JustJon]

Amy, there's bullshit posts and dipshit posts.

SunnyD and Poot's Master Plans posts were bullshit, but they were funny. "Who is the hottest baby?" were dipshit posts because we all know they were equally beautiful.

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[Pootertoot]

Finally, someone acknowledges those were funny besides Sunny and I.

And Moshin was the hottest baby, Jon, you don't have to be nice.

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[Excomunicated Reeshy]

jeff.

I'm really confused. what is your creteria for a suirable thread?

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[The Blowhard]

I say ban everyone except Pootertoot and Sunny. It's like watching "The Wonder Years" meet "Queer As Folk" ;)

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[Pootertoot]

Mmm...Fred Savage Anal...

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[EffMeBoobs]

I'd say 99.7% of the threads here are classic. It's what makes this board RonFez.net. Ron and Fez talk about off the wall topics so I think it's safe to say we can get away with it too. As long as it's funny to the majority, that's what matters.

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[Doogie]

Just pretend that the board is under martial law, and we are waiting for the problems to settle down...


And the reign of terror continues, when do people start getting guilotined??

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[CovDiesel]

I think what Jeff meant was he didn't want everyone to say when they were going to shit or eat dinner... or meaningless stuff like that..

I mean it takes up space and nobody cares about the fact that I had soup today and deficated twice.

Just watch your posts people.

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[Raven]

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[angrymissy]

I think what Jeff meant was he didn't want everyone to say when they were going to shit....


i DEMAND exemption from anything involving me not being able to post about my poo. I think that my POO posts are quality material.

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[impactplayer2k1]

The posts here are shit; everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stink!

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[JustJon]

thanks for the reminder, Raven. We only get stricter like this when the board warrants it. We should be back to normal next week.

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[BIG HUG]

I hear ya babe but what constitutes a dipshit post? What may be stupid to me may not be to you... ya know :p

Apparently this

Still kinda freaked:

I met this kind of crazy girl outside of a club one night. We start going out, even though I figure I could have been just anybody who could have gotten her in. It wasn't really a function of anything special about me. After a while I began to take her for granted, and then one day she's gone. That really freaked me out.

Thank you for letting me share.

is.

Learn from my mistake, people.

From now on post about Fries, food and beer goggles.

[Tall_James]

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[PanterA]

even though I figure I could have been just anybody who could have gotten her in. It wasn't really a function of anything special about me.What the fuck does that even mean?!?!?!?!?!

Dude you're thread was moved, DEAL WITH IT!

Next!!

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[BIG HUG]

It means that I met her outside of the club. She needed someone to get her in. I got her in, but, I could have been just anyone. If not me, some other guy could have gotten her in, meaning it wasn't anything special about me excpet being there at the time she needed a helping hand.

Yea, it was moved/deleted, I just really don't know what policy I didn't adhere to.

[The Jays]

... if he had posted this shit on that other board, this guy would have posted once and he'd be cryin' for his mama... tsk tsk tsk....

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[canofsoup15]

... if he had posted this shit on that other board, this guy would have posted once and he'd be cryin' for his mama...


Yea,you could almost say were too nice.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yea, it was moved/deleted, I just really don't know what policy I didn't adhere to.



It was moved because it was better suited to the forum it was moved to (I apologize-- I'm not sure where it was moved from and moved to). It takes a while to get used to where things should be posted. You're a new member so don't feel slighted if something gets moved.

Threads tend to get locked (well, lately that is,) if a member starts a thread that already exists or if it becomes a cluster *F* fight.

Read the FAQs. If you have any questions just e-mail or IM a mod. Regardless of what some of you think, we're just trying to make everyone's experience a good one.

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[Steels]

2 weeks already....?

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[Death Metal Moe]

From the ashes, DIPSHIT POSTS returns to haunt DIPSHITS on the messageboard.

But I have to say that I have A LOT of fun making fun of people who leave shitty posts.

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[erole]

I pulled a dipshit recently...it must be this new crack I've been using. I gotta pay attention more.
Best advice is to read what other people put up, find out what is interesting, reply to stuff more than posting new topics...enjoy reading a little first.

[ChrisTheCop]

crap. Fooled by an ancient thread. I thought Jeff was back from vaca.

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[canofsoup15]

This is excatly the reason im not going to make a thread until i have 1000 posts, so i can back it up.

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[JustJon]

Big Hugs, your post was pointless and nonsensical. It was a story that went nowhere and no one understood. It didn't give any discussion. It was just there and it was removed. It isn't coming back. You have brought it up at least three times now. Consider this your first warning on the board: LET IT GO!

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Big Hugs, your post was pointless and nonsensical. It was a story that went nowhere and no one understood. It didn't give any discussion



i thought it was Dan's job to be the literary genius...

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[FMJeff]

Allow me to resurrect this from the grave. From now on, if you can't keep your posts above three sentences at least, don't even post. Three strikes and you're out for 3 months. Enough is enough with these three word/one sentence posts. You waste our time, your fellow member's time, SQL processing time and database storage space...not only with your completely useless brainfart but the subsequent tooling replies as well.

As I said, enough is now definately enough.

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[Aggie]

From now on, if you can't keep your posts above three sentences at least, don't even post. Three strikes and you're out for 3 months

So no more one liners??

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[IrishAlkey]

So no more one liners??


As long as the line consists of more than three words, I assume it's acceptable.

Edit- actually, I may be wrong; henceforth, I am now editing this post. I have also made use of immaculate spelling and grammar. Furthermore, Jeff is cute when he drinks.

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[tricia]

i believe he said 3 senteces. not 3 words. so, uh yeah.

[IrishAlkey]

Hence the edit.

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[Dewey]

From now on, if you can't keep your posts above three sentences at least, don't even post.


You're the boss, but I disagree on this one. For example, some of Alkey's one line or one word posts are among the funniest things on this board.

What are you trying to do, turn us into an army of Chairman Kagas? One Chairman is enough, and sometimes, more than enough. (Sorry Chairman, had to give you a little shot there. It's been a while.)

Be careful what you wish for...

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[Lisa Croft]

Not to speak for mods, but the second I read this, Jeff's intent was pretty clear. Sure, sometimes a one-liner is funny as hell and I'm glad to come across it. However, who wants to read a thread with 50 replies of "yeah, cool" or "LOL!"? It really slows an interesting thread down. If we all use a little common sense while posting, I'm sure everything will turn out A-OK.

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[Heavy]

believe he said 3 senteces. not 3 words. so, uh yeah.


He actually said above 3 sentences.
So you will still too short. I wonder if pictures count. Must they be accompanied with 4 sentences or do they count as one themselves?

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[TheBrain007]

uh, yeah. lol.


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[Dewey]

I wonder if pictures count.


Of course they do. A picture is worth a thousand words. This phrase originated from an administrator on an earlier message board, and I'm sure it applies here as well.

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[Death Metal Moe]

It's fitting that with Frank Black leaving the Dipshit Posts little naughty boy warning thread returns.

One liners rule. It's not quantitt it's quality.

It reminds me of how you'd have to bullshit for 2 extra pages in Social Studies just to make a 4 page report.

Sometimes you say all you have to in one or two short lines.

Look what over explaining jokes does for Leno. It makes him unfunny, PEROID.

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[grandzu]

This coming from a person who had a post about it being too cold in a room and asking if people prefer cool or hot weather. <P>
If the leaders don't lead by example what are we to do? <P>

[Death Metal Moe]

I have NEVER asked to lead anyone. If you followed me it was by your own choice. I KNOW the Mods and Admins would prefer you NOT to follow Death Metal Moe's example. Not even the DC ReCapper or other Big Ass Veterans like all my posts. I am my own man and have no athority or power over anyone. I just come in here and have fun.

And there's ALWAYS room for FUN on a messageboard. It's SUPPOSED to be fun. Every thread can't solve a different world problem.

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[LampshadeOnHead]

I have never had to moderate a forum of any typ myself, so I doubtlessly dont understand how dificult or time consuming it must be. I'm thankfull this web site exsists and I know its only because a small groupe of people are working hard at it and not getting payed. On the other hand, the first amendment right to free speech is my personal favorite inalieable right. Its a seriouse matter when one person or group decides they have the athority to make decisions about free speech. In fact, I know two guys that cant talk on the radio in New York anymore and there are a lot of people upset about it. <P>


Top of the world, Ma!

[Reephdweller]

If you followed me it was by your own choice. I KNOW the Mods and Admins would prefer you NOT to follow Death Metal Moe's example.


You just talked about yourself in the third person. Very very scary.

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[TheMojoPin]

You just talked about yourself in the third person.

Hey, it's better to have three people in a post instead of just one.

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[SatCam]

I dont know if this is even non-directly pointed at me, but I do sometimes post some replys that are a few words long. I am going to stop. I dont often take 6week vacations :)

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[FMJeff]

I don't care about the replies. The replies are fine. The initial posts are what I'm talking about. If you don't leave any room open for conversation, than why post it?


On the other hand, the first amendment right to free speech is my personal favorite inalieable right. Its a seriouse matter when one person or group decides they have the athority to make decisions about free speech. In fact, I know two guys that cant talk on the radio in New York anymore and there are a lot of people upset about it.


Why must everyone quote this stupid ammendment when I make a decision on this board? Hey guess what...first ammendment doesn't apply on this board. It's privately owned, privately funded and has no time for people who have no time to post something of substance.



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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Damn, does that mean that the Game Room is officially closed?
I'd like to add, that I, too, have contributed to one-liners.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all those that have read my one-liners and having gained nothing from that.
There is no excuse for this type of action, and I only ask that my peers search within their forgiving hearts and accept my most deepest regrets for not having more than 5-8 words to say at one time when responding to a post.
I shall also make sure that. from now on, I allow myself the creative openness and comedic timing that only the best on this board have proven to be existent.

Thank you for your time and may God (for those who believe in Him) keep you safe and warm and filled with joyous thoughts and a true sense of worth for yourself and everyone you come in contact with from today and all thoughout the days of, not only your life, but the lives of your family, your friends, and those who surround your everyday venture on to this chaotic, yet seldom-seen-ambitionless world in which we all strive to ensure our own well being and those we care for.

Thanks again for the opportunity to make amends, and rest assure that I will not be a victim to one-liners anymore.

Thank you.

No, Thank YOU!

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thank you FM Jeff....keep that pimp hand strong my friend, just keep it strong

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[ADF]

I don't think some people understand. Here are the rules as I interpret them..

1) Don't start a thread with an inane, one-line thought.

2) Funny one-line responses are ok, even encouraged

3) Unfunny, nonsensical one-line responses are bad.

Examples - Yeah, me too.
I feel the same way!



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I feel the same way!

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I hear ya!

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[Bob Impact]

does that mean that the Game Room is officially closed?

We can only hope and pray.

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[FMJeff]

1) Don't start a thread with an inane, one-line thought.

2) Funny one-line responses are ok, even encouraged

3) Unfunny, nonsensical one-line responses are bad.


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[TheBrain007]

Can't argue with that...

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[Evilpete]

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner. You win a lifetime supply of Infinity stock to sell on the open market and stick it to those corporate sharks


I see you have an extra roll of nickels to blow on stocks huh??

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, well I can agree that if you start a "I like Cats" thread that it's stupid.

I was just VERY concerned that short, whitty replies were at stake here. Because Death_Metal Moe, who leads by example mind you, THRIVES on the short response sometimes.

So sure. Makeing sure your posts are thoughtful is a really good Idea even I can get behind. We all NEED something to build out comedy off of.

We need Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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[TheMojoPin]

So, THIS is what we're talking about...right?

http://209.123.198.229/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=22557&Currentpage=5

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[fluffernutter]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all those that have read my one-liners and having gained nothing from that.


Thank You

No, Thank YOU

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