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fatty
02-13-2002, 07:18 AM
thegamehhh got me started on this one. Cats f'n suck donkey c. they are all little bitches who only care about themselves. they rub up against your leg for their enjoyment then claw you for no reason. and they think they can just sit wherever they want because they're cats. and by cats i mean women. just kidding. but you can't play catch with them, they're never happy to see you, and they sure as hell won't stop any intruders. i say, cook them all!

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sourkitty
02-13-2002, 07:23 AM
this post hurt my feelings...i
love kittens...they are so
cute...and if u say u hate
kittens..do u hate pussy?? lol
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EffMeBoobs
02-13-2002, 07:28 AM
Oh no.....my pediction this is going to get ugly in a few hours.... Tsk tsk tsk Fatty.

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fatty
02-13-2002, 07:38 AM
it didn't take long for that pussy line to come up did it? i realize girls find them cute, but i myself hate cats, and kittens. kittens are... alright. i guess. at least they don't act like total bitches yet. but when it comes to cats i think chinese restaurants have the right idea. and my guess is only girls will defend cats, i don't know any men who like them. and i didn't mean to hurt your feelings sour kitty, i'm a nice guy who just hates cats, but i love pussy

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Jennitalia
02-13-2002, 07:45 AM
how could anyone hate something as cute and cuddly as a cat/kitten?
i get a warm fuzzy feeling everytime i think of my puddies :)
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


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Bron Yur Stomp
02-13-2002, 08:51 AM
cats make me sneeze.
Besides pussies are finicky, and their box cant be very smelly at times

Spreading nasal joy like I was johnny appleseed or maybe its because I keep hacking up grannie smiths.... chewy, gooey fun.

brodieman
02-13-2002, 08:56 AM
hey cats rule buddy!"hey buddy my wife is a cat!"-obscure rocko's modern life reference
but i can't stand to be by a cat for more then 5 minutes without taking some form of alergy med. cause i start tearing up and sneezing like crazy.

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Mike from Bklyn
02-13-2002, 09:06 AM
Cats are low maintence. Nothing worse than having to walk a dog in the freezing cold sleet and snow. I like dog too.

What does that even mean?

fatty
02-13-2002, 09:18 AM
dogs will love you forever though, do you see how happy they are when you get home? i totally forgot about the allergy factor, my nose starts running and my eyes tear as soon as i'm near a cat. plus a puppy is 10x cuter than a kitten. no, 100x. and this isn't an argument about dogs being better (which they are), i just see nothing good about cats. period. except some good eating.

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FUNKMAN
02-13-2002, 09:18 AM
Fatty,

Sounds like your a control freak. You can't take a cat's independence. Or probably an independent woman for that matter.
You must prefer to get licked by a dog that just went down on himself LOL
:) Just Kidding

You shouldn't HATE them, dislike and not want to have one, That's Fine...

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fatty
02-13-2002, 09:35 AM
i don't need independence in my pets. i want loyalty. why the f do i need a pet that doesn't need me? as for independent women there is nothing i want more in life than to have my wife work and me be a housewife and stay home with the kids. independent women rule. but i HATE cats, not dislike them. HATE them. I don't hate people if i don't have to, but i have no problem with my prejudice against cats. and my dog is too busy licking the peanut butter off my dick to take time to lick his own balls

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FUNKMAN
02-13-2002, 09:39 AM
my dog is too busy licking the peanut butter off my dick to take time to lick his own balls


Now that's funny :)

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Poison Ivy
02-13-2002, 09:42 AM
Listen buddy, my cat loves me, he is always happy to see me when I get home. He likes to play catch and he's always near me. Right now he's sleeping right next to me. Not all cats are snobs. My cat rules so shut up :p hehe

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fatty
02-13-2002, 10:33 AM
cats like girls because they can relate in some way. you both have wild unpredictable mood swings that guys can't figure out. that's why girls like cats more than guys. just like dogs are big slobbering idiots that just want to have fun. this is why cats are no gooder.

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TheGameHHH
02-13-2002, 11:17 AM
Cats STINK!!!!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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CovDiesel
02-13-2002, 02:16 PM
Cats aren't cute...

They're retarded animals...their brains are about the size of a pea and they shit in a box of sand.

They make me sneeze... they cut off my breathing... and they are overall annoying to look at.. Oh.. and by the way.. Cats do NOT always land on their feet.

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impactplayer2k1
02-13-2002, 02:19 PM
Cats aren't cute...

They're retarded animals...their brains are about the size of a pea and they shit in a box of sand.



Its better than getting up in the morning to walk a dog so he can shit in the streets. If I am independant, then so is my cat!

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