"The Shock Jocks"

[The Blowhard]

Always funny.

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[Doogie]

They havent done the "shock jocks" in a while have they?? I was laughing my ass of trying to tell someone about Ron and Fez, and the "shock jocks" bit...f***ing classic!!!

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[IkeaBoy]

"we're gonna eat babies"

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[Dan]

They should pitch that bit to their SNL friend...I think it would KILL nationally.

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[Doogie]

"Pushing people onto subway tracks were shock jocks!!"

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"My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and accuse cheasnuts of being lazy...I assure you there is nothing like a shrown scrotum"
Thank you WWF Fallon for the sig

[Doogie]

"Pushing people onto subway tracks were shock jocks!!"

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"My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and accuse cheasnuts of being lazy...I assure you there is nothing like a shrown scrotum"
Thank you WWF Fallon for the sig

[IkeaBoy]

you might think that Dan but with the current SNL writers, they'll destroy it. then you'll have you know hoo hoo coming on bitching about them ripping him off.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Pootertoot]

What's the back story on those Shock Jocks?

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[Chet]

Dan, everybody knows that in order to be considered to write for SNL, you have to have gone to Harvard. Ron and Fez's "Cue Card Holder" friend may be on the inside, but it takes a lot more than that to get anything on the head writers' desk at SNL. Besides, most of them are nothing but backstabbing weasels that would eat afterbirth from a crack baby with aids to get one of their submissions past dress rehearsal.

SNL Sucks anyway. Their time has come and gone and unless Dr. Evil passes from his mortal coil, the show continues to travel on its downward stupid trend. The show's comedy also depends on how many drugs Dr. Evil and the cast have been doing that night (You can't always count on Cocaine to make you funny). The only redeeming comedic value of the show is the Weekend Update. That's where the more serious jokewriters work (and that's where I think you would fit in, Dan)

Also, Theatre of the Mind Radio doesn't always crossover well to TV and Film. And I'm sure the clods that work at SNL would royally fuck it up, or Dr. Evil would steal it and make a movie about it, and exploit the current cast members by having them act in it.

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[IkeaBoy]

Pooter, see they're radio hosts who must shock people because their parents didn't love them. (I can write for SNL)

and it's not just head writer, any writer, Chet.

I stay by this SNL theory- they should have a clip from Space Ghost Coast to Coast of Zorak Blinking on immediate standby. When a skit is going so bad, just cut to that, and go to commercial.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[legroommusic]

I liked it when they goofed on the spanish shock jocks

let me know.

[Chet]

(I can write for SNL)
If you get hired, get used to snorting a lot of coke.
(and I mean A LOT)

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This message was edited by Chet on 2-13-02 @ 3:17 PM

[CovDiesel]

snortin coke does get you into most job positions that you are aspiring to hold.

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