Direct Your Own Funeral...

[EQ]

Assuming there will be
one,...How do you want to be
remembered?
A Celebration of your Life, a
sort of 'celebrity roast'? If
you could orchestrate the
whole event ( from beyond
)..What music would you want?
Who would you want there? What
would you want people to say (
or NOT say )about you?

This is yours...so design this
as wacky or as touching as you
like.


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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 2-11-02 @ 8:53 PM

[irishkb]

Well i know one thing that is for sure to happen.. there will be members of my family going to the nearest bar(isn't strange that there is usually a bar within walking distant of a funeral home) and drinking.. happens every time some one in my family dies...

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[Pootertoot]

Conventional funerals are too fucking depressing and boring. I'm dead, so I can give two shits what's going on, but I'd rather everyone have one last great time at my expense...

In my dream world, I'd rent out or construct a haunted house, at the end of which my body will be flown out over the viewers...and the thicker the cables that are swinging me, the better.

If that can't be done, then just springload my coffin, so when people come to pay their respects, it'll pop up and try and grab them. Use a dummy corpse if necessary...

Also, I've always wanted to set up some rafters to view my body being shot out of a cannon into a lake. And that's it. Just out of a cannon into a lake, then my body will float as they all get punch and pie.

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[FiveB247]

I want to be one with nature..maybe cremated and spread my ashes in the ocean or somewhere nice...or maybe lay and die in a open grass field and just die peacefully and let time take its course....like jim morrison said..i want to the snakes to eat my skin...let the birds eat my eyes..cause here i lie.

I just hope whoever has my funeral and stuff...plays "The End" and "Ten years gone"..those are really my top two requests.

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[Christy]

I think of this question everyday. Okay ... here's my answer.

- I don't want a wake - NO ONE WOULD COME.

- I don't want a funeral - NO ONE WOULD COME.

- I want to be cremated IMMEDIATELY after my body is found.

- I would like my half of my ashes scattered in Central Park, and the other half scattered at Smith's Point Beach, LI. Or I couldn't care less what my "family" would do with my ashes ...

- Then, I would be easily forgotten after several weeks of my death ...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Eternal flame. That's all I want.

And I DO NOT mean to quote the bangles!



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[MANdrew]

toga luau

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[The Blowhard]

First, cremation.
Then the remains will be transported by dumptruck to a Staten Island landfill.
The ashes will be dumped and made into a huge dancefloor.
Next, full service bars, opium dens and a live band, possibly "The Tramps", performing "Disco Inferno".
EVERYONE can have a swell time, and they will be dancing on my grave. I don't mind.

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[erole]

Yeah, I want the celebrity roast treatment. I want to be propped up (heavy duty staplers oughta do it) on a chair, and have people sitting to the sides of me. Each of them gets up and roasts my dead ass.

"Erole was a great musician. I'm sure he's de-composing as we speak."

"Hey Erole, why the "grave" face?"

"I always tried to push drugs onto Erole, he never went for it. It's ironic. Now he's the one pushin' the grass."

"Is it me, or is it dead in here?"

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[CovDiesel]

they all get punch and pie.


More people will come if you tell them there will be punch and pie.

....punch and pie...


I would like it if I could have my funeral before I died... like the party and stuff... once I die, just give me my mass and plop me in the ground.

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[Zipgun]

Come for the funeral, stay for the pie.

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[The Blowhard]

I reconsidered, I think a traditional Viking funeral off the beach at Coney Island would be perfect.


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This message was edited by Heckler on 2-15-02 @ 8:55 PM

[ag]

Closed Casket
I dont want the funeral hom to be decorated with flowers and cards, I want Beer, cigarettes, things of mine that I tresured, pictures of freinds familly, I want beer or any type of alchol to be served at the wake, the funeral its self, I want people to say whats on ther minds not prayers about me, I want songs tro be played that I always liked. Finally, no crying aloud!! I want all happy faces, people happy that Im not suffering through any type of pain anymore, people happy cause They are there to say that they once knew me and what i great person I was.

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[The Blowhard]

Maybe not a Viking funeral, just spread my ashes on the warning track at Yankee Stadium. Beer and Dogs are on me.

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