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The Blowhard

04-30-2001, 11:30 PM

It's 3:30 in the am and I'm having another sleepless night. As I sit here, I am nibbling on some Gouda and some Jarlsburg. Then, a revelation....Cheese is really delicious!
I felt the need to share this "moment of clarity".
Cheese eaters, what do you think?

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tricia

05-01-2001, 03:04 AM

i am so with you on the cheese thing, and the still awake thing. but you should try living above a deli that opens at 6am and cope with the smell of bacon wafting into your bedroom when you're hungry.

angrymissy

05-01-2001, 05:28 AM

****GASP****

EwwwEwwwwWWWEeeeeWWWWW Cheese is gross!

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The Blowhard

05-01-2001, 07:15 AM

AMB, you really should reconsider cheese. Start off with something mellow..like white american and eventually you will find yourself scarfing down some really sharp cheddar!;)

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JustJon

05-01-2001, 12:11 PM

I could really go for a slab of Pepper Jack right now. Some tasty stuff.

But praise the lord for easy cheese!

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vegeta

05-01-2001, 01:22 PM

Angry Missy, I thought you were hot until you had to blaspheme against the almighty cheese!

Look, I dye my hair with goudah

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sunndoggy8

05-01-2001, 01:31 PM

Cheese in general is awesome, but Cheesesteaks are great too...anyone else ever been to either Pats or Ginos in Philly?

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JustJon

05-01-2001, 02:44 PM

Sunndoggy, I think I'm gonna go get a cheesesteak for dinner now!

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sunndoggy8

05-01-2001, 02:56 PM

Cheesesteaks are great! What was cool about Pat's (the one place in Philly) is that it has this sort of Seinfeld Soup Nazi-esque quality, in that you had to order a specific way...either that or my friends were just playing a joke on me. You had to order by saying, "I'd like one cheese with" which meant, one cheesesteak with cheese wiz melted cheese...mmm they were so good and not too expensive! :)

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EffMeBoobs

05-01-2001, 07:52 PM

Yummy cheeeesssse...my favs are Monterey Jack, the yummy baby red cheese, fondue cheese with yummy french bread, Portuguese cheese, cheddar, cheese is always better with crackers. I even love that processed stuff that comes in those handi-snacks. The only cheese that I find absolutely repulsive is cottage cheese.

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do it better....

skullcrush

05-01-2001, 07:53 PM

i refuse to resopnd to this post since its about cheese.yup you wont hear a thing from me.not one word.nuttin

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JustJon

05-01-2001, 08:22 PM

skull, can I interest you in some ricotta?

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skullcrush

05-02-2001, 01:22 PM

laugh all you want JJ.but i know that cheese is the devil food.and you know what they say..."eat at the devils restaurant,and soon he will come to collect the bill" (ok even i dont know what i ment there)

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CMoney

05-02-2001, 03:28 PM

what about ass cheese? mmmmm

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skullcrush

05-02-2001, 06:58 PM

AND THATS WHY I HATE CHEESE!!!

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JustJon

05-02-2001, 10:47 PM

Then what about devil's food cake? hmmm?

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Pootertoot

05-03-2001, 06:44 AM

Only Processed Sliced Individually-Wrapped Store-Bought Yellow American Cheese for me. It's the veal of cheese.

The Blowhard

05-04-2001, 08:48 PM

And what about that "cheese in a can"? One of man's greatest inventions.

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skullcrush

05-04-2001, 08:51 PM

just say no...to cheese

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JustJon

05-05-2001, 10:50 AM

Heckler, that would be the easy cheese I mentioned earlier. I have a can of Nacho Easy Cheese. It was an adventure just finding the can, but now I shall never let it go!

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The Blowhard

05-05-2001, 10:31 PM

JJ..how do you feel about "Cheez Whiz"?

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HordeKing1

05-05-2001, 11:16 PM

Cheese in all it's myriad forms is delish. But not one mention of cheesecake? I'm shocked and appalled!

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erinmoran

05-06-2001, 04:38 AM

who doesnt love cheese ,*giggle*..!..im..im really afraid of those lactose intolarant people...they are scary....

erinmoran

05-06-2001, 04:38 AM

who doesnt love cheese ,*giggle*..!..im..im really afraid of those lactose intolarant people...they are scary....

erinmoran

05-06-2001, 04:40 AM

oops...sorry....my bad

The Blowhard

05-06-2001, 06:42 AM

Hey Erin Moran! Welcome to the board! I really thought you were the real talent in "Happy Days", and that you carried the show. I'll never forget when you had a crush on "Potsie" and called him a "Dren"(nerd spelled backwards). And then along came Chachi. The rest is history!:)

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JustJon

05-06-2001, 12:01 PM

Cheez Whiz is the bastard child of the cheese family because it's sort of that adopted cousin Oliver, where you thing it's related, but not entirely sure. Heck, even Velveeta ranks higher as a myriad of questionable cheeses.

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05-06-2001, 12:09 PM

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skullcrush

05-06-2001, 12:19 PM

even i like cheese cake

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The mighty Thor

05-07-2001, 07:20 PM

Anyone like fromunder cheese?

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mavric305

05-07-2001, 08:37 PM

I like the best part of the pizza without the pizza. Pollyo string cheese. I am with The heckler on this one cheese is great. It also helps ease all your gas clots. :)

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babychanel

05-09-2001, 07:53 PM

skullcrush, I know one cheese you like, Everyone one this board skull likes RICOTTA CHEESE on his spagetti with gravy.... Next!:)

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05-09-2001, 07:53 PM

babychanel

05-09-2001, 08:00 PM

oops now i see # 2

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The Blowhard

05-12-2001, 10:06 PM

My friend came back from Philly today and brought back some cheesesteaks from Pat's.
Orgasmic!

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skullcrush

05-13-2001, 12:00 PM

THATS A GOD DAMM LIE! people i beg of you,do not listen too this crazy lady.

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The Blowhard

05-13-2001, 01:58 PM

Come out of the closet Skull and admit that you are a "cheese eater"! There is no shame, and once you are "outed" you will feel a sense of pride and well being.
Cheese. Baby Chanel. What else can a man ask for?;)

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skullcrush

05-13-2001, 08:47 PM

ok heckler..i confess, i like...ricotta on my pasta.and i also like pizza cheese.but thats it.does that make me a bad person jj?

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The Blowhard

05-13-2001, 08:52 PM

VELVEETA RULES!

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JustJon

05-13-2001, 10:20 PM

having a cheese fetish is nothing to be ashamed of, skull

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babychanel

05-13-2001, 10:45 PM

ooo yummy, Velveeta and shells soo good! I had macaroni&american cheese for dinner, thanks to this post
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The Blowhard

05-19-2001, 06:55 PM

This thread cannot die! Cream Cheese on a bagel damn it!;)

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Pootertoot

05-19-2001, 06:56 PM

Why are Cheez Doodles red when cheese clearly is not?

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05-19-2001, 08:42 PM

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sunndoggy8

05-22-2001, 02:43 PM

I always thought cheese doodles looked orange to me.

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Pootertoot

05-22-2001, 03:16 PM

Depends on the Cheese Doodle. Cheetos are orange, but the bootleg crunchy versions of Cheese Doodles are more red.

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The Blowhard

05-25-2001, 10:36 PM

Damn! No more cheese! I got a roid the size of a strawberry now...cheese sucks!

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KateTheWitch

05-26-2001, 12:18 PM

Velveeta! Pah! Cheeze Whiz! Ew! Processed slices? Blasphemy!

I admit it... I'm a cheese snob. I'm allowed. I'm from Wisconsin.

*sigh* I want cheese curds. I miss cheese curds. I already ate all the ones I brought home from Wisconsin. I can't get any here. :( I'm deprived of my cheese of choice... cruel world.

I'll just have to call my folks have them send me more.

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EffMeBoobs

05-26-2001, 12:31 PM

Kate don't mind my stupidity, but what are cheese curds? It doesn't sound appealing. The only time I've heard of curds is in that nursery rhyme. When I think of curds I think of cottage cheese which makes me think of yeast infections. Please clear this matter of curds up for me...thanks. :)

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The Blowhard

05-26-2001, 12:40 PM

We love cheese curds in Norway Kate. By the way, are you a "Brat eater"? Love them brats!

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KateTheWitch

05-26-2001, 12:49 PM

Kate don't mind my stupidity, but what are cheese curds?

Don't worry about it, EMB... nobody here knows what they are. :) They are definitely a midwest thing. My fianc‚ thought I was making them up. It's kind of the same thing as with the curds in cottage cheese, but not exactly. Before any kind of cheese is made, it's basically milk with a lot of butterfat(cream) in it... then they put in a souring agent that makes it curdle... like with cottage cheese. The butterfat solidifies and floats to the top... that's what make cheese. Cheese curds are what results from that first solidification, before they put the different bacteria in to make the different kind of cheese. The curds are bigger than in cottage cheese, more nugget sized... they're taken out and salted. Mostly they taste like really mild cheddar, in my opinion. And the really fresh ones squeak... that's how you know they're good. In Wisconsin, we sometimes batter them and deep fry them, kind of like mozerella sticks. I know, the clinical explanation doesn't sound very good, but beleive me, if you like cheese, you'd love cheese curds.

Love them brats

As long as you pronounce it "br-ah-t" and not like what you'd call a spoiled child I won't have to hurt you, Heckler. ;) And beleive it or not, no, I'm not fond of bratwurst.

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EffMeBoobs

05-26-2001, 12:58 PM

Wow Kate! Thanks for clearing the curd matter up for me. I will never look at curds the same way again. Although they could've names it differently. The word CURD just gets to me. LOL
Hmmm now I can go for some mozz sticks or even some deep fried cheese curds. YUMMY :)

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KateTheWitch

05-26-2001, 01:02 PM

*G* Does it show that I grew up in Wisconsin, doing farm work in the summer, and that my father hauled milk to the creameries? Nope, I don't know anything about cheesemaking, nuh-uh, not me, nope nope nope.

Next time I get cheese curds from home, I should send you some so you can try them. :) But then I'd have to share with the rest of the class, or I'd get in trouble with teacher.

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The Blowhard

05-28-2001, 10:17 PM

Such a feisty Witch! I know they are pronounced "Brahts"..and I love them with beer. By the way Kate, can you milk a cow?
Do pig calls? Make cheese?
Just curious.;)

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KateTheWitch

05-29-2001, 06:18 AM

Yes, yes, and uh... kind of. :) I once attempted to make cheese in one of my agriculture vocation classes. I made yogurt instead. My milk didn't contain enough butterfat. So technically, I have the know how... just not the experience. Yet.

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The Blowhard

05-29-2001, 09:51 PM

Can cheese kill? My friend's dog eats white american and I am worried. Anyone know?

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babychanel

05-29-2001, 09:57 PM

Cheese is not good for a dog because it is high in chlorestorol, and builds fat around the arteries of the heart. (as in humans)can cause diareaha and make your dog an unhealthy fat animal.Cheese causes problems over a period of time,and eventually the animal could suffer from strokes, or become overweight.Also, humans digest cheese in their mouth first, dogs digest cheese and any other food in their stomach first. Can cheese kill a dog, no. Cheese causes problems that leads to their death.Did you know? If the dog is overweight, it's heart pumps the blood twice as fast to digest their food. Anyway, anything (cheese) givin once in a while wouln't really hurt a dog or cat.
P.S. I work with animals;)
Hope that clears some things up.
Boy that was fun!!!! teehee

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babychanel

05-29-2001, 10:24 PM

By the way this is yummy try it Toasted English Muffin
Butter It
Bacon
Mushrooms
Mottzarella Cheese 350
for 15 min (bake)
Enjoy!;)

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The Blowhard

06-09-2001, 03:29 PM

The board is back up and guess what? I still love cheese!

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The Blowhard

06-12-2001, 09:50 PM

I heard a rumor that some pizza places use synthetic cheese! Anyone know about this?

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Carter

06-12-2001, 10:12 PM

Yeah i've heard this many times. A place in san francisco that was kinda close to me used it. Yes i lived in SF, let the fag jokes begin... I hate it all

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The Blowhard

06-13-2001, 01:30 PM

I always thought that Carter does the luge with Richard Simmons.

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The Blowhard

06-14-2001, 08:55 PM

Anyone ever have that Pizza Hut pizza with the cheese in the crust?

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babychanel

06-14-2001, 09:17 PM

Yes!!Your makin' me so hungry.Their Deep pan Pizza with x-cheese is also delish!

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EffMeBoobs

06-15-2001, 08:01 PM

I just thought I'd share with you guys that I had a Polly-O string mozzarella cheese stick today, so much fun to eat.

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The Blowhard

06-15-2001, 08:09 PM

String cheese rules EMB! Today I had some Swiss..with no holes!

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The Blowhard

06-23-2001, 10:36 PM

Feta is better.

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Gvac

06-23-2001, 11:10 PM

Now I'm starvin'

babychanel

06-26-2001, 04:10 AM

This Post is killin' me I have to say Taco Bell is the Best for cheese!! Yummuy..
Nachos & melted cheese

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The Blowhard

06-29-2001, 09:28 PM

Ever smear cream cheese all over your body and have someone lick it off?

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EffMeBoobs

06-29-2001, 09:29 PM

No but there is a first time for everything. Just as long as it isn't onion flavored or lox flavored then that sounds pretty damn kinky, kinda like peanut butter. ;)

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The Blowhard

07-04-2001, 07:53 AM

Some like melting candle wax and consider it erotic. Next time, try melting some muenster cheese...heavenly!;)

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HordeKing1

07-05-2001, 12:03 PM

Cheese is OK, but after careful consideration, I'll reserve my love of dairy products for ice cream

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EffMeBoobs

07-05-2001, 04:16 PM

I feel sorry for the members of the board that are reading this thread and are lactose intolerant. Poor souls.

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The Blowhard

07-05-2001, 04:44 PM

I agree EMB. Not being able to enjoy the joy of cheese is sad.
Life is so unfair.

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The Blowhard

07-09-2001, 06:16 AM

Cheese Danish taste good.

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skullcrush

07-09-2001, 08:19 PM

just say no...too cheese

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sunndoggy8

07-10-2001, 12:47 AM

What is the best sandwich cheese? or does it depend on the kind of sandwich? And is it weird that I sometimes put cheese on a tuna fish sandwich?

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Gvac

07-10-2001, 01:07 AM

Is it just me, or does it seem
like whenever you go to the
fridge out of boredom or
insomnia (not necessarily
hunger), 9 out of 10 times
you're grabbin' for some cheese?

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The Blowhard

07-10-2001, 06:01 AM

When I was a kid I was grossed out by people who put cheese on apple pie. Now I understand.

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Gvac

07-16-2001, 03:43 PM

It's been almost a week, and I
was starting to miss this
thread. Besides, I just had
some macaroni and cheese for
dinner.

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Gvac

07-19-2001, 02:48 AM

My parents stopped by last
night on their way home from
Vermont. They brought me 2
large bricks of Vermont
Cheddar: Smoky Bacon & Salsa.
Sometimes life is beautiful.

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babychanel

07-20-2001, 12:04 AM

I just tried feta cheese for the first time on a salad with
swiss and tomatoes,cucumber,olives,turkey homemade by my girl and oooooh!! you just have to try it =)

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The Blowhard

07-20-2001, 05:34 AM

Feta rocks Chanel! As the Greeks like to say:"Opa"!!!!
Meaning: "Get down"!!;)

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The Blowhard

07-20-2001, 05:34 AM

Feta rocks Chanel! As the Greeks like to say:"Opa"!!!!
Meaning: "Get down"!!;)

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Pootertoot

07-20-2001, 07:45 AM

I had an argument with a friend of mine about yellow vs. white cheeses, specifically Yellow American vs. White American (no, not japs vs. crackers, I'm talkin cheese)

I'm one to say that yellow cheeses beat white cheeses hands down, but Yellow American Cheese beats White American Cheese.

White American tastes like you're eating a candle.

Give me my processed, pasteurized, individually sliced and wrapped Yellow American Cheese any day.

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skullcrush

07-20-2001, 11:34 AM

I just tried feta cheese for the first time on a salad

you aint kissin me with that mouth

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The Blowhard

07-24-2001, 09:27 PM

That sounds sexy Skull!

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08-27-2001, 08:30 PM

I am obssessed.

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The Blowhard

10-18-2001, 12:27 PM

Top, dedicated to EMB and Kate The Witch! ;)

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JustJon

10-18-2001, 05:41 PM

now I gotta delete Heckler's response and delete him... damn! ;)

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The Blowhard

10-18-2001, 11:04 PM

Fess up Jon..White or Yellow American?

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EffMeBoobs

10-19-2001, 05:10 PM

I nibbled on some yummy Monterey Jack today! Thanks my head cheese love! ;)

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electro HAIR NET

10-20-2001, 05:57 AM

not me it gives me the runs its tastes good with pickles and mustard.

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10-20-2001, 05:57 AM

not me it gives me the runs its tastes good with pickles and mustard.

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The Blowhard

11-09-2001, 12:39 AM

Did you know that the Taliban has outlawed cheese?

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11-09-2001, 07:46 AM

Don't forget the Italian influence in cheese, not only Mozzerella, but prevelone, parmasan and ricotta. If you go to a carribean island and eat at a Pizza Hut, if you don't specify mozzerella, they slop goat cheese on it.
I heard the Taliban turn their turbans upside down and fill it with cheese dip for dunking camel chips.

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F1Gm3nT

11-09-2001, 08:38 AM

yo I really love american and motzarella
mmmmmm
mozzarella cheese sticks mmmmmmm

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11-09-2001, 12:12 PM

Grill cheese san-mich! Hmmm!
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Cheese = More Gouda!

Ha Ha... get it?

Did I cheese you off?

I can't help myself...

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Sunrisa

11-09-2001, 03:28 PM

provolone
parmigian...huge hunks of it.
i could live on smelly cheese.

bring it on

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Dirtybird11

11-09-2001, 06:59 PM

cheese rocks
is cheese a fruit?
do u think anyone has ever had a fist fight over cheese?

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The Belcher

11-10-2001, 02:08 AM

I'm glad that you brought up the cheese issue. I for one love cheese, but NOT anything that pretends to be cheese like ANY KRAFT PRODUCT, with the exception of Cheez Whiz, the "Cheez God of Slime" which goes miraculously well on burritos and cheese burgers. Here, let me list the ingredients of your average Kraft cheese product:

Cheez Whiz ingredients:

WATER, partially hydrogenated pig-ass oil, snot, chemicals that resemble cheese, salt, salt, and more salt, shit, piss, hangnails, callouses, railroad track leavins, fetid pools of waste, Al Dukes' thigh scrapings, mayonnaise, gelatinous cellulite, and pus. Contains .000000001% of cheese by-products.

What could be better than THAT!?

Also, my recipe for strange and disturbing dreams is to eat this before bedtime: lumps and chunks of any stinky cheese, SOUR garlic pickles, chocolate pudding, green olives with pimientos, more cheese, and a cracker. This will surely make you toss & turn all night long, causing you to wake up in a cold sweat screaming "NOOOOOO!!!!! GET OFFF MEEEEE!!!". Fortunately, you probably won't remember the dream, but your next thought will certainly be "I shouldn'ta had that CHEESE last night before bed." You will unfairly blame the cheese, no doubt.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-10-2001, 05:55 PM

I [heart] cheese: provolone,
mozarella, gouda, monteray
jack, you name it, I love it!

I like my pizza with extra
cheese please.

Lactose intolerance be damned!

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Sheeplovr

11-10-2001, 06:08 PM

i cant stand the site or smelle of it

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Circus Boy

11-11-2001, 09:03 PM

hell yeah i love cheese...espically cheddar...after my trip to the desert that was the first thing i wanted to put in my fat face

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The Blowhard

12-22-2001, 06:37 AM

I had to bring this one back.
My friend ate a whole jar of Cheez Whiz last night. Is that real cheese? A "cheese food"? What the hell?

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Bron Yur Stomp

12-22-2001, 09:56 PM

Love that sharp cheddar that is so strong it makes you sweat. Irish ched. is very good as well. Though I have a dislike fo rthe soft cheese, bree ,etc. Oh CHEESE, HOW THEE HARDEN MY ARTERIES AND RUN MY CHOLESTROL UP
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Johnwgacy

12-22-2001, 10:22 PM

has anyone ever tried head cheese? i wonder if they make it in child flavor mmmmm... toddler

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The Blowhard

01-23-2002, 02:15 PM

Topped. This is the best cheese thread ever, you young rascals! :)

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Jackie Sloan

01-23-2002, 02:27 PM

D'ja git ma cheez wiz boy?

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DaniGirl

01-23-2002, 03:48 PM

My friend ate a whole jar of Cheez Whiz last night

Is your friend still alive?

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02-16-2002, 05:36 AM

Is your friend still alive?

I lied. That friend was ME!
LOL!

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05-15-2002, 09:33 PM

In honor of Norwegian Independence Day this Friday, May 17...JARLSBERG!

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05-16-2002, 06:15 AM

is that a cheese or a city?

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05-16-2002, 06:23 AM

is that a cheese or a city?

It's a city made of cheese.

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04-29-2004, 09:16 PM

Smoked Gouda rocks my face off!

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04-30-2004, 06:28 AM

I like monteray jack with jalapeno peppers, sharp cheddar, gouda (smoked and non smoked), provolone, fresh mozzerella, alpine lace swiss, and recently have been on this kick of this cheese from Cabot with horseradish and cedar..its awesome, it clears your head up!
http://store.cabotcheese.com/Img/Product/Thumb/horseradishcheddarsm.jpg

Im also trying to find this one from them..
http://store.cabotcheese.com/Img/Product/Thumb/ChipotleThumb.jpg
heres the write up on it..
"Farm-fresh Vermont cheddar tames the heat of the red Morita jalapeno chilies and the result is a tantalizing,smoky flavor with a slightly spicy kick. "

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04-30-2004, 06:44 AM

My new fave is jalapeno jack cheese.

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04-30-2004, 06:52 AM

I love cheese too!

I had jalapeno jack cheese a few months ago and it was great.

I love cheddar, munster, gouda, swiss, mozzerella, american, etc. It's all good.

Add some wrapped bacon or pepperoni to the mix!

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04-30-2004, 07:13 AM

Fortunately, I live just minutes away from a cheese factory (cheese factory, in Wisconsin? get outta here!), so I get some really prime stuff cheap.

Smoked mozzarella is my poison... there is none more gooder.

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04-30-2004, 07:17 AM

There is a new cheese invention in my life. It has really turned things around for me.

Its cracker barrel chedder cheese. i know what you are thinking, who has not had this before.

BUT WAIT!! there is a new one that is pre-sliced into perfect saltine size pieces. I forget the name but it is in a green package.

I love cheese but hate trying to cut it into perfectly uniform squares. this has solved my problem.

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04-30-2004, 09:19 AM

If you love cheese, as I do and every decent human being does, then you are what is called a turophile, a lover of cheese.

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04-30-2004, 09:22 AM

...as opposed to a turtlephile; of which i am proud to be...

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