Quotable Caregivers

[nickeye]

My dad was king of the Old School quotes. If it started to thunderstorm during little league, he would tell us to keep playing because, "it'll pass; it's only a sun shower." Twenty years later, whenever things look bad, I still repeat that to myself.

Other favorite parental gems: "Don't make me pull over!" and "I'll give you something to cry about!"

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[Captain Rooster]

My dad always said, "Wake up and die right!"

My mother loved to say, "I am sick and tired of...."

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a pattern so grand and complex
Time after time we lose sight of the way
our causes can't see their effects



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"Shit or get off the pot!"

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[wilee]

Hmm, I'll have to cut down the extensive list...

I hope you have kids who are JUST LIKE YOU WERE

Don't give me that look.

I'm your mother, not your maid.

What, were you raised in a barn?

Go out and stay out or come in and stay in.

It's just a scratch.

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[MrPink]

<p>my dad says &quot;lifes a bitch&quot; to which i replied &quot;fuck it&quot;</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Catholiccannon/towelieavatar.jpg" border="0" /> Wanna get high?</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>My grandma always told me:</p><p>Don and Mike suck fucking ass.</p>

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[kevcala]

<p>My father was raised Italian with 4 brothers, and now I know has quite the mouth, but when my sister and I were little and other drivers cut him off he'd say something like,&quot;Aww, what are you doing you . . banana-face!&quot;, and we'd laugh.&nbsp; Score 2 points for dad, getting his frustration out and making his kids laugh.&nbsp; He longer says banana-face in the car with me, but when I have kids I'm totally going to use that one.</p><p>The other one is not so much a quote, but a noise.&nbsp; My father has the most distinct whistle.&nbsp; To the point that when my sister was about 16 she snuck off to a show in Manhatten.&nbsp; My parents found out, and waited outside the show.&nbsp; My father saw my sister and through the craziness of a late 80's punk show getting out, my sister heard the whistle and knew she was fucked.&nbsp; I need to learn that whistle.</p>

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[A.J.]

<p>&quot;Wait until your father gets home.&quot;</p><p>I heard that A LOT during my early to mid teens.</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I'll never forget somethjing my grandpa used to say to me. He'd put his arm around me say </p><p>&quot;Son, I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck your Grandma&quot;&nbsp;</p>

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[Reephdweller]

<p><strong>Igor:</strong> I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him. The things he would say to me.</p><p><strong>Frederick:</strong> What did he say?</p><p><strong>Igor:</strong> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF THERE, GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="210" src="http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/youngfrankenstein2.jpg" width="197" border="0" /></p>

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[IamFogHat]

<p>When I was little and things were going shitty, my mom would always quote the mom from Peter Pan, and say, &quot;don't think about it anymore tonight,&quot; really sweetly.&nbsp; </p><p>Oh man...</p><p>I think I'm going to go cry now.</p>

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[fezident]

<p>&quot;One mans garbage is another mans gold&quot;</p><p>&quot;If my Grandmother had balls...she'd be my Grandfather&quot;</p><p>and, a Carlin classic: &quot;You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatamala&quot;</p>

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"I'm looking for the 'Make Believe Ballroom'....Don't get fresh, Buddy!"

[HBox]

&quot;Suck it or I'll punch Mommy again!&quot;<br />


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I want to see a stewed tomato in the toilet by noon, or I'll be paying you a little visit!