Is anyone else as much as a Spaz as me?

[sourkitty]

Oh my god i felt like such a spaz yesterday. My bf took me out to the movies and dinner yesterday and i was nothing but a spaz...ok i tripped getting into the car b4 the date even started. At the theater I kicked sum guy tryin to get out of the isle cuz i needed to go to the bathroom. Then at dinner i spilt a drink all over my lap...it looked like i peed my pants..i ran to the bathroom and i had to take off my pants so i could use one of those hand dryer things to dry my pants and while i was doing that the leg dipped in sum soap that was on the sink...i felt like such a moron and an embaressment....Has n e one else had such a bad date as i did.... :( ...i need a shoulder to cry on


~*~sara~*~

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[DarkHippie]

some day you'll look back on this and laugh . .. alot
in the mean time *gives shoulder* cry away

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[Wolf!]

Did you at least give him a blowjob to make up for bing such a clutz?

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[IkeaBoy]

that is the most gosh darn super- unduper awfullest thing I ever laid my poor retinas upon. while it's such a sad yet amusing little anecdote that is important to general discussion, it makes me hope that everything works out ok for you and your boyfriend, who i assume is the one you wanted to plan revenge on couple weeks ago, but keep your chin up little trooper because i'm sure it just makes you more endearing.

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[Aldust19]

I once spilt the entire glass of sprite on my pants because my gf at the time blew her straw paper at me and i tried to catch it..Of course, I missed the paper and knocked over the soda...She laughed hysterically too... ;(

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[CYYYFYYY]

Nope I have never been such as
big as a Spaz.......


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[IrishAlkey]

Wait until you're old enough to get your period. Then, you'll have to worry about bloodstains on white pants.

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[IkeaBoy]

Wait until you're old enough to get your period. Then, you'll have to worry about bloodstains on white pants.or a sharp knife or compass.

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"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[irishkb]

Just wait till you have your first truly drunkin episode.. and everyone tells you what you did wrong.. hahahaha drunk stories rule..

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[RF Godfather]

Sara, sorry to hear that hun. Well just tell yourself that issh like this happens and well if we're clumsy then we're clumsy.

I have been such a dork with girls before by... too many things to say right now but just know everyone has had a Spaz attack. Well at least its over! PRAISE JESUS!

Your bf is still with you right after that debacle?!? That's the important thing. If he can stay with an injury prone person like yourself then your good to go, lol. Just playing, lol ;)

You know if you need a shoulder to cry on sweetie, you can talk to me.

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[Doogie]

God this sounds like a scene out of a Leslie Nielsen movie...one hijink after another. Ahhh look at it this way sourkitty, you are not as big of a spaz as me. How about showing up to work when you have the day off...now try that one. Im sitting here thinking "wow, they traffic on the approach to my job is really light today...". Uggghhhhh, what a maroon...

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[sourkitty]

hey i am old enough to hav my period! im 16....lol...and i hav shown up to work on a day i had off...lol...my life sucks!

~*~sara~*~

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[MANdrew]

holy s

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[TheGameHHH]

MANdrew is the biggest spaz I know.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[The Good the Bad and the Argyle]

Hmm... i hope i never get old enough to have a period

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[Wormface]

Spaz? hmm? wha?

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[MANdrew]

MANdrew is the biggest spaz I know.
like, thegame, that wuz like so not kewl of u. oh my god. u should learn sum manners cuz ur a big meanie!

@$@#$MANdrew%$#@@!

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[CovDiesel]

mandrew... shut up u meen man, drew.

ure stoopit dummie.

LOL.. ure the bigest spaz of them all.. LOL LOL..

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