The Evolution Of The Penis

[EffMeBoobs]

I've recently conversed on this matter with a friend of mine about the evolution of the human penis. I have yet to research this matter, since we only skimmed the surface very recently. Our arguement questions whether or not the human penis has increased in size, decreased in size, or remained the same over time. Like back in the time of the pre-historic ape, did they possess gargantuous junk? Or how about in the time of the Roman Empire, did Caeser have a tiny peesh, and from there did the human penis increase in size with the evolution of man? Do you think Washington or Lincoln had decent sized cack?
My stance in the arguement is that I believe over time a man's penis has increased in size. Michelangelo was sculpted with a small penis, even if it was in a flaccid state. Over time as we progress into the 1800/1900's, I can picture Buffalo Bill Cody or John F. Kennedy sporting a nice package.



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[DarkHippie]

silverback apes have cocks only 2 or 3 cm in length, so i guess evolution has stretched it out a bit

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[Hosp]

Ugh, EMB, now you have me picturing Presidential penis. Washington and Lincoln? Well, we do know Washington used to have Wooden Teeth, maybe he needed a wooden Schlong fo poor Ms Martha?

I do appreciate the fact that penis is on your mind this much though.

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[EffMeBoobs]

"The ethnographic record {e.g., A French Army Surgeon (1898/1972), a 30-year specialist in genitourinary diseases} makes reference to numerous anatomical distinctions which show a similar pattern of whites being between blacks and Orientals. These include the placement of female genitals (Orientals front and high; blacks back and low); angle and texture of erection (Orientals parallel to body and stiff, blacks at right angles to body and flexible); salient buttocks, breasts, and muscularity (Orientals least, blacks most); and size of genitalia (Orientals smallest, blacks largest). We averaged the ethnographic data on erect penis and found the means to approximate: Orientals, 4 to 5.5 in. in length and 1.25 in. in diameter; Caucasions, 5.5 to 6 in. in length and 1.5 in. in diameter; blacks, 6.25 to 8 in. in length and 2 in. in diameter. Women were proportionate to men, with Orientals having smaller vaginas and blacks larger ones, relative to Caucasians. Clitoral size differed in length: in European women, 1.2 in.; in African women, 2 in. variations were noted; in French West Indies, the size of the penis and vagina covaried with amount of black admixture; Arab men, who were often mixed with black, had larger penises than Europeans.


Other interesting facts I found in an article on sexual evolution. One of them being Arabs possess large junk!

The article also states that pre-historic apes did possess smaller penises. The apes that had larger penises among their peers obviously hooked up with the female ape. I think that over time, apes just started running batches because they couldn't get any, which supports Dark Hippie's theory of the penis stretching out over time.



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[Dudeman]

First of all, let me say this topic is disgusting.

With that said, if you really care, check out this site:
http://www.neoteny.org/a/testiclesize.html

here are some highlights:

Because a longer penis would give a female pleasure (note that the human male has the longest and thickest penis of any primate), female choice might have been a factor driving penis length to extremes among primates." (Small, Meredith F. (1993) Female choices: Sexual behavior of female primates. Cornell Univ. Press, Ithaca, 1993 pp. 109)

"The large average size of the human penis (five to six inches, versus three for chimps, and one-half that for gorillas) may have been, evolutionists speculate, to frighten other males. Or to attract females. Or to enhance their pleasure. Perhaps the best hypothesis is that the longer penis delivers sperm more closely to the eggs: today's biologists claim that for females who mated with several males, the male with the longest penis delivered his sperm more safely." (Margulis, L & Sagan, D. (1991) Mystery Dance, On the Evolution of Human Sexuality: Summit Books, New York pp. 23)


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[EffMeBoobs]

Hosp, it's always top in my mind. ;)

Dudeman thank you for your "input." Your feelings on this topic are greatly appreciated . :)

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[DarkHippie]

if there's one thing i know, it's penises--er . . . wait, that didn't come out right

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[Hosp]

That's nice....

If it's "in your mind" he's got some pretty bad aim.

Edit:Did Dark hippie say he just came out and he knows about penises?

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[Jennitalia]

(five to six inches, versus three for chimps, and one-half that for gorillas)


thank god i'm not a chimp or a monkey ;)

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[Hosp]

Gorillas only have a 1 1/2 inch hard on? Know wonder why they're not the king of the jungle.

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[DarkHippie]

well, i know my own penis, anyway

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[Zipgun]

Perhaps the best hypothesis is that the longer penis delivers sperm more closely to the eggs


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[CovDiesel]

apes have cocks only 2 or 3 cm in length


My mom told me I am half ape... so don't hate me for it girls, it's my mom's fault.

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[MANdrew]

all this material to work with, and i can think of nothing clever to say...

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[Pootertoot]

Good thing asians evolved the ability to fly, otherwise they'd have nothing going for them.

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[EffMeBoobs]

I still feel sorry for the girlie prehistoric apes and the women of times passed. I'd go back in a time machine and bring them the best of the best vibrators.

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[Ants In My Pants]

It disturbs me that EffMeBoobs said this...since we only skimmed the surface...in a discussion of penises. Ouch.

[erole]

EffMe, I hope you were referring to Michelangelo's David and not to some sculpture of Michelangelo himself.

The penis is small because of the mindset of the era. The art work of the time reflected the philosophy of the thinkers. It started with the ancient Greek idea of male perfection. Greek sculpture is idealized, no one ever looks exactly the same in real life. The face is generalized, proportions perfected, and muscles enlarged.

Part of the idea of the perfected person was how a person thought. You had to be a thinker, a philosopher. The erect penis was not thought of having any part of a higher thinking process. The art work of the time reflected this idea, by giving the male figure a small penis. Not just flacid, but smaller. This represented a thinker, a more perfected, and enlightened man. The idea was adopted by the Romans, and passed down for hundreds of years. Michelangelo's David was done during the Renaissance period. The Renaissance was a sort of throw back toward the Greek ideal, hence the little pud.

I love art. Can ya tell?



...by the way, I'm in favor of the penis growing through the ages. By the year 3002 a guy can watch a baseball game in the living room, and at the same time pleasure his woman from 10 feet away. Nice.

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[The Blowhard]

I have been eating dozens of "Longitude" capsules daily, because "size does matter", and now I walk around with a treetrunk in my pants. I can't wait until I show grandma! ;)

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[Wormface]

Yes yes..but if penis size has grown with evolution, why do black people have huge wankers?

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[EffMeBoobs]

The erect penis was not thought of having any part of a higher thinking process.


This is funny because any woman in the presence of an erect penis that she is worshipping at the given moment, will not care if that erect penis is not part of any higher thinking process. We just want to get it on!

Black Irish, don't you know a freshly skimmed penis makes for good lovin'? The sensitivity during the act of fornication is sky high. Try it one day, you'll regret not doing it sooner.

Heckler? Treetrunk? Any girlie apes want to go swinging? ;)

Wormface blacks always have the big package, well because, they were always deprived of everything else. They had to have something on their side.

I want to know from any ladies here, "Once you go black you never go back". Ladies, speaking from experience does this hold true to word?


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[The Blowhard]

Heckler? Treetrunk? Any girlie apes want to go swinging?

Sounds good to me. I'm also taking "Horny Goat Weed" and "Stacker 2". This weekend I'm going to break the Guiness Book Of World Records banging barnyard animals in a 24 hour period. Hey, if it feels good..;)

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[Ants In My Pants]

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[erole]

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that was you? do you have any god damn idea what you did to my animals? my cows would'nt let me milk them for two weeks, my pigs lost their ability to squeel, and my peacock wants its name changed to peapussy. Thanks a lot.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm willing to donate my dick to Effme for scientific purposes.

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[Gwen]

Well Lisa and I have also discussed penis and penis size in great detail, and I think she'll know what I'm saying when I say:
Length of name or Nickname is directly proportionate to penis size. That is to say: the smaller your name or nickname, the smaller the peesh, the longer the name/nickname the longer the junk.

I guess Im going to say size doesnt really matter in matters of the heart, but its disappointing to get down to business and see small junk.

Finally: I was convinced that the male junk size was on the upswing (no pun intended), but I think I may have reached the plateau. And the only direction you can go from there is down.

:::Sigh::: Im gonna be spending some long sweaty nites alone with Mr Happy if thats the case.

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[IrishAlkey]

Length of name or Nickname is directly proportionate to penis size.

My friends call me "Man of the Golden Sun, Warrior Throughout the Ages."

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[EffMeBoobs]

Gwen, my friend, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. I'm right here with ya on that issue. Yes we've brought up the matter tons of times. We also came to the conclusion that we can come up with "said" nicknames in relation to penis size. ;)

Mr. Happy always makes me smile at the perfect happy moments.


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[Prince Neptune]

Never gave it much thought before but since a bigger (longer) penis would probabally be better for seed placement, than I would have to agree that through evolution the average size of the penis has probabally increased.

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[Pootertoot]

Is that why you call my penis Jay?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Right again my love. I love Jay unconditionally.

Now guys, if your girlfriend names your penis with name that consists of one syllable, you're in trouble. The more syllables there are, the bigger the package. ;)

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[erole]

Does "Holy shit you're going to puncture my kidney with that thing!" count as a nickname?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Yeah that would count and it would literally punch a hole in my liver.

More syllables = big schlong

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[Brick Jesus]

I agree with the concept that the penis became longer to better deliver sperm to the eggs, it probably makes the most sense.
Evolution of humans is pretty evident going back in time just a couple hundred years. Humanity on the whole has gotten bigger. Ben Franklin, who was always described in his day as average size was only like 5'4 and Abraham Lincoln was freakishly tall in his time and was only 6'2". Evolution is funny.

I didn't know gorillas had a penis that was an inch long. That explains why they always look so mad.

Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure, another tidbit of useless info.

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