The Art of Finger Banging

[OneEyeJack]

Some critics will say that Finger Banging is not an art ,its just an awkward play for third base.They will dismiss it as a clumsy attempt for the ultimate (and intimate) goal . I disagree. I will here in this thread go over the various techniques of this most overlooked procedure of foreplay.Let us now begin the discussion on the Art of Finger Banging.

[newport king]

So the whole uncontrollable squirting thing... Piss right? Only in the last few years has every porn whore just discovered this bullshit.

[Snoogans]

So the whole uncontrollable squirting thing... Piss right? Only in the last few years has every porn whore just discovered this bullshit.

maybe in porno they do that most of the time, I dont know. But there are, indeed, women who squirt if you work it right

[newport king]

maybe in porno they do that most of the time, I dont know. But there are, indeed, women who squirt if you work it right

Im talking GALLONS. Its not normal. And these special ladies with this talent also just HAPPEN to fuck for a living.

[jennysmurf]

maybe in porno they do that most of the time, I dont know. But there are, indeed, women who squirt if you work it right

How you doin?:smoke:

[deliciousV]

maybe in porno they do that most of the time, I dont know. But there are, indeed, women who squirt if you work it right

It's a myth I tell ya, just like the G spot.

[SonOfSmeagol]

I will here in this thread go over the various techniques of this most overlooked procedure of foreplay

does the "bowling ball" count as a technique?

[OneEyeJack]

:smile:In this discussion I shall talk about the ways you can provide your partner with the thrills of the Finger Banging experience. We shall go over the history of Finger Banging and the techniques used in foreign and exotic locations like Vietnam,the Ukeraine, Germany,Paramus.Lets us sit around our internet round table and discuss the Art of Finger Banging.

[SonOfSmeagol]

well, get to it man! get to it!

[OneEyeJack]

Lets begin at the beginning...Neanderthals are the first humans who left drawings of this act on cave walls found in the South of France (refer to photo provided)They drew this interaction with sutt and animal blood thousand of years ago as a testament to the joy of Finger Banging.Many of the positions they documented are used to this day.Finger Banging..so to say...is part of our Human Gene make up.

[spoon]

I have a finger for ya.

[newport king]

maybe in porno they do that most of the time, I dont know. But there are, indeed, women who squirt if you work it right

Lets not gloss over the fact that apparently Snoogans DOESNT WATCH PORN.

[spoon]

And perhaps those "women" who squirt aren't women after all?!

[spoon]

Oh and, what is porn?

[thepaulo]

Lets begin at the beginning...Neanderthals are the first humans who left drawings of this act on cave walls found in the South of France (refer to photo provided)They drew this interaction with sutt and animal blood thousand of years ago as a testament to the joy of Finger Banging.Many of the positions they documented are used to this day.Finger Banging..so to say...is part of our Human Gene make up.

There's no photo!

[jennysmurf]

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/06b9fad6a8e32e805fbccc7a0af446e06efc99e1.png

[A.J.]

http://www.newsnet14.com/images/smelling_finger.jpg

[sailor]

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/06b9fad6a8e32e805fbccc7a0af446e06efc99e1.png

This is a very chitty thread.

[Snoogans]

Lets not gloss over the fact that apparently Snoogans DOESNT WATCH PORN.

i watch porn. I dont watch squirting pornos.

[ozzie]

http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/dockside-chat/327271d1368032186-newbie-here-hope-yaall-dont-hate-me-useless_without_pics_2.gif.jpg

[hanso]

Better kid band Fingerbang or Point Blank?

[spoon]

Fb!

[TripleSkeet]

Im talking GALLONS. Its not normal. And these special ladies with this talent also just HAPPEN to fuck for a living.

There are women that genuinely squirt, and it can literally look like when you try to plug up your kitchen sink faucet with your thumb. That much with that kind of distance. And not just by women that fuck for a living. I have witnessed this first hand (same girl, different times) and it is amazing. Like...walking through a forrest and running into a unicorn kind of amazing.

[spoon]

I call it Tuesday

[newport king]

There are women that genuinely squirt, and it can literally look like when you try to plug up your kitchen sink faucet with your thumb. That much with that kind of distance. And not just by women that fuck for a living. I have witnessed this first hand (same girl, different times) and it is amazing. Like...walking through a forrest and running into a unicorn kind of amazing.

No idea we had so many cocksmen here.

[spoon]

Pretty sure it's less rare than one would think. It's all centered around the G spot and not a clitoral orgasm. Bumped into a few that did/could squirt, and i suspect most could and might not even know it. I just didn't care enough about those to find out.

[TripleSkeet]

No idea we had so many cocksmen here.

Im not taking credit, I just consider myself lucky to have found one.

[spoon]

Im not taking credit, I just consider myself lucky to have found one.

that was a dude and his name was talljames

[hanso]

Pretty sure it's less rare than one would think. It's all centered around the G spot and not a clitoral orgasm. Bumped into a few that did/could squirt, and i suspect most could and might not even know it. I just didn't care enough about those to find out.

Bumping ugly's

[RADIO-SHARK]

I once almost lost my graduation ring while Finger Banging.:devil2:

[deliciousV]

I once almost lost my graduation ring while Finger Banging.:devil2:

That's odd, I once found one, hmm?

[hanso]

Miley Cyrus foam finger bang taking it to a new level.

[CountryBob]

No idea we had so many cocksmen here.

Sorry I'm late been banging a few broads - what did I miss?

[SonOfSmeagol]

Sorry I'm late been banging a few broads - what did I miss?

no idea, but if someone finds a wristwatch, it's mine

[realmenhatelife]

Hey buddy, help me find my keys and we'll drive my truck on outta here...

[SonOfSmeagol]

we're gonna need the high beams

[keithy_19]

If someone finds my innocence that'd be great.

[deliciousV]

we're gonna need the high beams

and fog lights

[SonOfSmeagol]

If someone finds my innocence that'd be great.

no worries - it's still intact bro

[spoon]

If someone finds my innocence that'd be great.

smurf ate it

[jennysmurf]

smurf ate it

I wish! He's totes adorbs!:wub:

[deliciousV]

I wish! He's totes adorbs!:wub:

he really is

[jennysmurf]

he really is

Right? But you can't have him, he's mine.

[deliciousV]

Right? But you can't have him, he's mine.

soul and all

[jennysmurf]

soul and all

*rubs hands together* yes....yes....

[deliciousV]

*rubs hands together* yes....yes....

you forgot "I'll get you my pretty"

[jennysmurf]

you forgot "I'll get you my pretty"

Psh, amateur. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Right? But you can't have him, he's mine.

I think we all know who wears the jeggings in that relationship.

[hanso]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQW2IpkShWnpTYIozL5PPZyrWbTpoPej jJuDwMakfdUpNXd9AuAww

If your 21 he's fingerbanging