Anyone remember me?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I used to be a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[jennysmurf]

Yes! Please come back, Misti and I are the only girls left. It's like a sausage factory up in here!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I heard so I am back! How horrible is it? Completely clueless neckbeards?

[Dell]

Yes! Please come back, Misti and I are the only girls left. It's like a sausage factory up in here!

ditto...I mean...please come back

we like the females!

[PapaBear]

Holy shit! Hey Fuzzy!

[jennysmurf]

I heard so I am back! How horrible is it? Completely clueless neckbeards?

Everywhere!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yo estoy aqui! (I married an Ecuadorian while I was gone.)

So, how do we do this? Do we talk about lady things until they get uncomfortable?

[DarkHippie]

I heard so I am back! How horrible is it? Completely clueless neckbeards?

I like my neckbeard :(

[PapaBear]

Yo estoy aqui! (I married an Ecuadorian while I was gone.)

So, how do we do this? Do we talk about lady things until they get uncomfortable?
Just look at any post from Jenny. You'll get the idea about "uncomfortable".

[jennysmurf]

Just look at any post from Jenny. You'll get the idea about "uncomfortable".

You're the meanest ever!:annoyed:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hey Papabear! I forgot how to navigate this board. It's sort of like stick shift.

I commend the two sole females who stuck it out. You are brave beyond words.

[DarkHippie]

So, how do we do this? Do we talk about lady things until they get uncomfortable?

But "I am a man with a good attitude toward menstration!"

[PapaBear]

Hey Papabear! I forgot how to navigate this board. It's sort of like stick shift.

I commend the two sole females who stuck it out. You are brave beyond words.
They're only still here, because they have the power to fuck with people.

[jennysmurf]

Hey Papabear! I forgot how to navigate this board. It's sort of like stick shift.

I commend the two sole females who stuck it out. You are brave beyond words.

It's not too bad once you put out some potpourri to mask the man-stink.

[spoon]

Yo estoy aqui! (I married an Ecuadorian while I was gone.)

So, how do we do this? Do we talk about lady things until they get uncomfortable?

too late

:unsure:

[spoon]

You're the meanest ever!:annoyed:

You take that back!

:smoke:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I like my neckbeard :(

But are you a mouth breather? THAT is the difference!

[PapaBear]

You take that back!

:smoke:
You can't be the meanest and the sweetest at the same time. Pick one.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You take that back!

:smoke:

So we meet again, Spoon.

[spoon]

Hey Papabear! I forgot how to navigate this board. It's sort of like stick shift.

I commend the two sole females who stuck it out. You are brave beyond words.

firstly, the board hasn't been updated since you left as Jon posts only twice on leap years

second, keithy is still here so we have three ladies

[spoon]

You can't be the meanest and the sweetest at the same time. Pick one.

oh sure you can

:devil2::innocent:

[spoon]

So we meet again, Spoon.

we do?

did you mean meat?

[jennysmurf]

firstly, the board hasn't been updated since you left as Jon posts only twice on leap years

second, keithy is still here so we have three ladies

Poor Keithy.:laugh:

[DarkHippie]

firstly, the board hasn't been updated since you left as Jon posts only twice on leap years

second, keithy is still here so we have three ladies

Keithy doesnt count while he has the flu. Not sexy.

[jennysmurf]

Keithy doesnt count while he has the flu. Not sexy.

He doesn't have the flu, he's a faking faker that's faking.

[DarkHippie]

He doesn't have the flu, he's a faking faker that's faking.

you intimidate him with your sexocity

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

we do?

did you mean meat?

Just don't stare at it, eat it!

It's like 2002 all over again.

I think we met at the Christmas party in 2007. You were surprisingly nice and sweet. It was either you or some other douche bag.

No matter. I kept my back to the wall for the rest of the night.

[spoon]

Keithy doesnt count while he has the flu. Not sexy.

extra lube!

[spoon]

Just don't stare at it, eat it!

It's like 2002 all over again.

I think we met at the Christmas party in 2007. You were surprisingly nice and sweet. It was either you or some other douche bag.

No matter. I kept my back to the wall for the rest of the night.

nah that was me!

and see PB and jenny...SWEET!

no make that, rf.net's SWEETEST!

i miss my old mod quote

so wise was that mojo fuck

[jennysmurf]

you intimidate him with your sexocity

That happens a lot. It's a burden I must bear.

[PapaBear]

so wise was that mojo fuck
I'm off tomorrow, so I'm trying to enjoy myself. Don't make me sad. :sad:

[jennysmurf]

nah that was me!

and see PB and jenny...SWEET!

no make that, rf.net's SWEETEST!

i miss my old mod quote

so wise was that mojo fuck

I like your mod quote.:innocent:

[PapaBear]

I must bear.
Don't bring me into this!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

nah that was me!

and see PB and jenny...SWEET!

no make that, rf.net's SWEETEST!

i miss my old mod quote

so wise was that mojo fuck

Are you getting soft in your old age?

When did Mojo drop off? He was a clever bastard.

[jennysmurf]

Don't bring me into this!

I'd love to, if you'd only let me, you cagey bastard.

[DarkHippie]

I'd love to, if you'd only let me, you cagey bastard.

Ha! a cagey bear! A bear that's in a cage!!!!! Brilliant!!!

[jennysmurf]

Ha! a cagey bear! A bear that's in a cage!!!!! Brilliant!!!

We are on fire tonight! *high five

[PapaBear]

Ha! a cagey bear! A bear that's in a cage!!!!! Brilliant!!!
Cage goes in the water, bear goes in the water. Jenny's in the water. Our Jenny. :help:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Jenny, you are a mod. Spoon had a mod quote that he loved. Would you restore it for him?

From a former mod to another and all.

Spoon, what was your mod quote?

[jennysmurf]

Jenny, you are a mod. Spoon had a mod quote that he loved. Would you restore it for him?

I guess so. But I'm going to preserve his current one as my signature. Cause what are the odds that he'll ever say I'm awesome ever again?

[spoon]

Are you getting soft in your old age?

When did Mojo drop off? He was a clever bastard.

read a few more active topics and you'll see that I am neither old nor soft!

I HAVE to have the record for bannings here...I believe Fuzzy gave me a few!

[PapaBear]

I HAVE to have the record for bannings here
You may have the highest total, but there are probably a few short timers who were banned at a higher rate.

[spoon]

I guess so. But I'm going to preserve his current one as my signature. Cause what are the odds that he'll ever say I'm awesome ever again?

ha!

first rule of modquotes...NEVER give someone a quote they want!

the antimod wins AGAIN!

:devil2:

[spoon]

Jenny, you are a mod. Spoon had a mod quote that he loved. Would you restore it for him?

From a former mod to another and all.

Spoon, what was your mod quote?

RF.Net's Sweetest Poster


bc I am!

[spoon]

You may have the highest total, but there are probably a few short timers who were banned at a higher rate.

well, for the record I have about 15 board characters banned too!

ha!

:innocent:

[jennysmurf]

RF.Net's Sweetest Poster


bc I am!

I didn't get it quite right. I couldn't remember it exactly. Whatever, I'm done for the evening!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I guess so. But I'm going to preserve his current one as my signature. Cause what are the odds that he'll ever say I'm awesome ever again?

Understood. He was/is a pain in the ass. Always confrontational. Always in yer face.

He'll never say it again. Forget I asked. :happy:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

read a few more active topics and you'll see that I am neither old nor soft!

I HAVE to have the record for bannings here...I believe Fuzzy gave me a few!

Ha! I think I did!

What was the mod quote Mojo gave you. It was fitting. I remember that!

[PapaBear]

Ha! I think I did!

What was the mod quote Mojo gave you. It was fitting. I remember that!
Something about being the sweatiest poster.

[spoon]

Understood. He was/is a pain in the ass. Always confrontational. Always in yer face.

I'll never say it again. Forget I asked. :happy:

fixed that for ya I think, but you know you will say it again bc it's true!

i'm a cute bastard fuck who will cut your eyes with my volatile, piercing stare!

[spoon]

Something about being the sweatiest poster.

only my crotch...it sweats lust and hapenis

[jennysmurf]

Something about being the sweatiest poster.

:laugh:

[spoon]

:laugh:

and one trip to the softball games we used to have would instantly clear this one up

man we have some sweat hogs at this place, and I'm not one of them

hell, I think Jon once sweat so much he lost all his hair bc it drowned

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

fixed that for ya I think, but you know you will say it again bc it's true!

i'm a cute bastard fuck who will cut your eyes with my volatile, piercing stare!

I think that was what alarmed me the most when I met you. You were relatively attractive (for the crowd) and so nice and friendly.

The only thing that alarms me more is that you are still on this board and still being an asshole.

Even I took a break.

[spoon]

I think that was what alarmed me the most when I met you. You were relatively attractive (for the crowd) and so nice and friendly.

The only thing that alarms me more is that you are still on this board and still being an asshole.

Even I took a break.

RELATIVELY attractive

FOR THAT CROWD

I used to like you!

:furious:


and you need to turn off all those alarms and join in the fun

[hanso]

I heard so I am back! How horrible is it? Completely clueless neckbeards?

Very slappable ones at that.

[Jayw]

Did somebody say neckbeards?????

[A.J.]

First Hippie and now Fuzzybutt. Who next? Horde King? Pootertoot?

Welcome back P. :clap:

[sailor]

Hey, Fordham gal, how's it been?

[Misteriosa]

I used to be a big wheel down at the cracker factory.
yay! fuzzy!! :clap:
He doesn't have the flu, he's a faking faker that's faking.

back to you in the news room. :drunk:

[Kevin]

Bah..

I thought this was a thread about Jasper

[A.J.]

Bah..

I thought this was a thread about Jasper

That's a paddlin'.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvsjjkWwRG1qktr3vo1_500.gif

[DarkHippie]

First Hippie and now Fuzzybutt. Who next? Horde King? Pootertoot?

Welcome back P. :clap:

And it's all because of my gas . . .

[thepaulo]

I used to be a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

That seems like a mixed metaphor. I don't know. Are there wheels at the cracker factory?

[thepaulo]

First Hippie and now Fuzzybutt. Who next? Horde King? Pootertoot?

Welcome back P. :clap:

If you build it, they will come.

[thepaulo]

I think that was what alarmed me the most when I met you. You were relatively attractive (for the crowd) and so nice and friendly.

The only thing that alarms me more is that you are still on this board and still being an asshole.

Even I took a break.

Spoon is not an asshole. He's misunderstood.

[thepaulo]

only my crotch...it sweats lust and hapenis

Ok, he is an asshole.

[hanso]

That seems like a mixed metaphor. I don't know. Are there wheels at the cracker factory?

Maybe it's a song they play

[thepaulo]

those crazy kids.

[sailor]

That seems like a mixed metaphor. I don't know. Are there wheels at the cracker factory?

Of course!

http://www.kurtsshirts.com/shirts/images/mags/timermag.jpg

[thepaulo]

Are you getting soft in your old age?

When did Mojo drop off? He was a clever bastard.



crazy bastard






(I have a little more backreading to do.)

[sailor]

When did Mojo drop off? He was a clever bastard.

That's my bad. :(

[DarkHippie]

Does anyone know what happened to Chairman Kaga? I liked him

[jennysmurf]

yay! fuzzy!! :clap:


back to you in the news room. :drunk:

:thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

And it's all because of my gas . . .

Inside jokes, I gets them.:wink:

[DarkHippie]

Inside jokes, I gets them.:wink:

yeah, inside MAH BUTT!!!

[jennysmurf]

yeah, inside MAH BUTT!!!

It's dark in here...and a little smelly...

[keithy_19]

I'd just like to point that I am sick and that I'm also not a lady. Surgery is way too expensive.

[deliciousV]

I'd just like to point that I am sick and that I'm also not a lady. Surgery is way too expensive.

but if you're trapped in the wrong body, no price is too high

[PapaBear]

Bah..

I thought this was a thread about Jasper
Maybe people would remember him, if you spelled his name right. :wink:

[spoon]

Does anyone know what happened to Chairman Kaga? I liked him

he lost TooCute and then the IP address

[spoon]

Spoon is not an asshole. He's misunderstood.

Ok, he is an asshole.

:innocent:

[Gvac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hr-Ilwuryw

[blakjeezis]

In my, admittedly, fuzzy(butt) memory, Spoon and Gay Jim are indistinguishable.

[blakjeezis]

Is that a "Heroes" sig? Jesus, guess it has been a while.

[DarkHippie]

Holy crap, everyone's coming back!

[cougarjake13]

maybe the Mayans were right

it's the apopcolypse

[DarkHippie]

maybe the Mayans were right

it's the apopcolypse

The Fezopalypse?

[spoon]

Oh Jesus, always confusing the holes...just not those in your ankles.

[thepaulo]

It's dark in here...and a little smelly...


Like smelly in a good way?

[jennysmurf]

Like smelly in a good way?

Nope. Not even a little.:help:

[thepaulo]

Nope. Not even a little.:help:

Okay, I'll take your word for it but I still think I need to check for myself.

[jennysmurf]

Okay, I'll take your word for it but I still think I need to check for myself.

Okay, well Hippie is pretty liberal, so he'll probably let you.

[DarkHippie]

Okay, well Hippie is pretty liberal, so he'll probably let you.

I just had a doctor's finger in my asshole two weeks ago, so what's another one?

[jennysmurf]

I just had a doctor's finger in my asshole two weeks ago, so what's another one?

PaulO is no doctor.

[deliciousV]

I just had a doctor's finger in my asshole two weeks ago, so what's another one?

ummm, I think your doctor likes you, they can find prostate cancer with a blood test.

[thepaulo]

ummm, I think your doctor likes you, they can find prostate cancer with a blood test.

My mother always wanted me to marry a doctor.

[deliciousV]

My mother always wanted me to marry a doctor.

and you are 0 for how many? C'mon Paul, do something for your mother!

[spoon]

I just had a doctor's finger in my asshole two weeks ago, so what's another one?


Two fingers?

A normal day at justjon's lego fort?

[jafter]

Welcome back Fuzzy we do miss you around here. I lurk a lot pop in check a few boards. Congratulations on the new hubby. I hope all is well with you.

[A.J.]

I just had a doctor's finger in my asshole two weeks ago, so what's another one?

Yeah, I had my annual physical on Monday.

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[disneyspy]

Welcome back Fuzzy we do miss you around here. I lurk a lot pop in check a few boards. Congratulations on the new hubby. I hope all is well with you.

does anybody remember jasper?

[sailor]

Yeah, I had my annual physical on Monday.

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Ha, you're old!

[A.J.]

I'm not much older than you.

[sailor]

I'm not much older than you.

Very true. I thought I was going to have to go thru that two years ago and my doctor said I didn't have to start till 45. It's also why I switched to a female GP about 5 years back.

[PapaBear]

Very true. I thought I was going to have to go thru that two years ago and my doctor said I didn't have to start till 45. It's also why I switched to a female GP about 5 years back.
Most docs are saying 50 now.

[sailor]

Most docs are saying 50 now.

Damn, AJ's REALLY old.

[PapaBear]

Damn, AJ's REALLY old.
That's why his caretakers put up signs on his wall telling him what season and year it is.

[A.J.]

I heard it was 35 for the prostate exam.

Oh well, my Doc is a chick so that makes it less gay.

[sailor]

I heard it was 35 for the prostate exam.

Oh well, my Doc is a chick so that makes it less gay.

That's the plan.

[PapaBear]

I heard it was 35 for the prostate exam.
Yeah, but your doctor back then was C Everett Koop. :wink:

Here's the current guidelines. (http://www.cancer.org/cancer/news/news/revised-prostate-cancer-screening-guidelines)No set age, but the ages have definitely been moved back over the years.

[DarkHippie]

Very true. I thought I was going to have to go thru that two years ago and my doctor said I didn't have to start till 45. It's also why I switched to a female GP about 5 years back.

i started getting mine last year because my dad had prostate cancer. It's really not that bad. I mean, I'm not gonna cum from it, but if the doc was jerking me off at the same time...

[El Mudo]

Did I step in a time machine and get transported back to 2007?

[unreeshy]

I love you Fuzzy!!!!!!!