on the lighterside of the news

[furie]

Deeply Religious Newburgh Man Crushed By Falling Crucifix, Loses Leg (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/10/26/deeply-religious-newburgh-man-crushed-by-falling-crucifix-loses-leg/)

[jennysmurf]

That story's not light at all.:nono:

[hanso]

That story's not light at all.:nono:

but he is.

[jennysmurf]

but he is.

How do you know? Have you tried picking him up?

[PapaBear]

How do you know? Have you tried picking him up?
He's oviously a leg lighter. And from the looks of it, Jesus is an arm and a half lighter.

[jennysmurf]

He's oviously a leg lighter. And from the looks of it, Jesus is an arm and a half lighter.

Oh, I thought he meant furie was light. Light in the loafers, amirite?

[Kevin]

Oh, I thought he meant furie was light. Light in the loafers, amirite?

Downright floating!

But that cross sure wasn't light!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

It's not like he's the only one with a cross to bear

[jennysmurf]

It's not like he's the only one with a cross to bear

Boooooo.....

[PapaBear]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-puns-my-bear-to-cross.jpg

[hanso]

He has now filed a law suit. Does he have a leg to stand on?

[hanso]

Ft. Hood Soldier gets 3 years for shooting friend in head to cure hiccups
(http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/01/ft-hood-soldier-gets-3-years-for-shooting-friend-in-head-to-cure-hiccups/)
A 27-year-old Fort Hood soldier on Thursday pleaded guilty to accidentally killing his friend while trying to cure a case of the hiccups.

[hanso]

City workers tow car after painting ‘handicapped parking’ markings around it

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/05/city-workers-tow-car-after-painting-handicapped-parking-markings-around-it/

[sailor]

City workers tow car after painting ‘handicapped parking’ markings around it

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/05/city-workers-tow-car-after-painting-handicapped-parking-markings-around-it/

Hilarious!

"Schlemielism"

[jennysmurf]

Hilarious!

"Schlemielism"

You're a schlemiel.

[hanso]

Procter and Gamble plant...some guy got sucked into a machine...the toilet paper and paper towel division

[disneyspy]

Procter and Gamble plant...some guy got sucked into a machine...the toilet paper and paper towel division

please dont squeeze the harmed man

[hanso]

Please don't squeeze the arm in

[disneyspy]

please dont squeeze the charms,maaaaannn

[PapaBear]

I bet he feels wiped.

[PapaBear]

Sorry. Didn't mean 2 ply such a bad pun.