Oxymorons...What's your favorite?

[EQ]

I'll start off with a few:

Jumbo Shrimp
Guest Host
Salt Lake City Nightlife

:)


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[jamesdiggy]

Non-Alcoholic Beer

Cake or Death? Uh, I'll have the cake please.

[brodieman]

this one isn't my favorite, actually i hate it but i hear it alot lately...pop-punk

PUNK ISN'T SUPPSED TO BE POPULAR, IT CEASES TO BE PUNK THEN!

sorry needed to vent :)

Mayor of the Moon
[b]We are the seeds of legend
Our true origins are unknown
We simply are[b]

[Prince Neptune]

friendly fire!

Molester of mermaids and seafairing maidens

[Jackie Sloan]

Down escalator
CIA Intelligence

"Guns don't kill people. The government does."

[Silly Puddy]

Producer Al Dukes

I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[Wolf!]

Icy hot
pretty ugly
mini-van?

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[Doogie]

Take a dump (or enter favorite expression for toilet treat #2)...you dont take it with you when you leave. But rather you leave one behind...

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"My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and accuse cheasnuts of being lazy...I assure you there is nothing like a shrown scrotum"
Thank you WWF Fallon for the sig

[ROMEO]

Crash-landing,,,New-moon..its not new its the same old one

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[Fat Guy]

Producer Al Dukes
Nice! you beat me to it.

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[FiveB247]

I love a nice plate of Jumbo shrimp...hudla hudla

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[irishkb]

Come on you all missed the most famous of all... Driveway...
Parkway..


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The new Governor of the Moon

[CovDiesel]

Cute Cat
Manly GAMEHHH
Clean Mandrew

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Funny Vos



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[TheGameHHH]

Plastic Silverware
Heterosexual CovDiesel

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!

[MANdrew]

heterosexual covdiesel...oh, someone got to that one? then i have nothing

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<font color=red size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[ag]

legaly drunk..........officer leave my freind alone hes "Legaly drunk"

Undisputed Heavyweigh champion.....well if its undisputed whats all the fighting about?


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THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


BRING BACK FAT GUY

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[DarkHippie]

bittersweet
moon shadow
soft rock
living dead
manic-depressive
play fighting
dark hippie!!


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<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood</i>

[GvacNoMore]

The boxing ring is often referred to as the "Square circle." And I always loved George Carlin's observation about the inanity of referring to two airplanes almost colliding as a "Near miss"; If they nearly missed, it's a hit.


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[Jester]

Never really liked the WHITE Chocolate.

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[Aldust19]

Microsoft Works

crazier than a bag of angel dust.

[RF Godfather]

Computer Geek?!?

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Thanks WWFallon for this hot sig!
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