View Full Version : Search engines that don't blow?
StanUpshaw
05-22-2012, 06:45 PM
It dawned on me today that Google is fucking useless. I can't find a goddamn thing without adding two or three modifiers. The default search gives you nothing but current events and linkspam.
Because of Paul O's Carnivale thread, I wanted to find a list of shows HBO cancelled prematurely, to see if I'd forgotten any I liked. I searched for HBO cancelled and got five full pages (I stopped looking after five) of stories about Luck getting cancelled because 3 horses died. I tried on Bing...their preferred result is page after page of "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'"
Yahoo: "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'"
Ask.com: "HBO Cancels 'Luck' After 3rd Horse Death"
Dogpile: "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'"
Duckduckgo.com: An pretty even mix between "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'" and "HBO Cancels 'Luck' After 3rd Horse Death"
What a barrel of shit the internet has become.
IamFogHat
05-22-2012, 07:07 PM
It dawned on me today that Google is fucking useless. I can't find a goddamn thing without adding two or three modifiers. The default search gives you nothing but current events and linkspam.
Because of Paul O's Carnivale thread, I wanted to find a list of shows HBO cancelled prematurely, to see if I'd forgotten any I liked. I searched for HBO cancelled and got five full pages (I stopped looking after five) of stories about Luck getting cancelled because 3 horses died. I tried on Bing...their preferred result is page after page of "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'"
Yahoo: "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'"
Ask.com: "HBO Cancels 'Luck' After 3rd Horse Death"
Dogpile: "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'"
Duckduckgo.com: An pretty even mix between "HBO Cancels 'Hung,' 'Bored To Death'" and "HBO Cancels 'Luck' After 3rd Horse Death"
What a barrel of shit the internet has become.
Did you post this in 1998? I never don't find what I want immediately with google. You should try Ask Jeeves.
sailor
05-22-2012, 07:13 PM
Did you post this in 1998? I never don't find what I want immediately with google. You should try Ask Jeeves.
Webcrawler.
KnoxHarrington
05-22-2012, 07:22 PM
Did you post this in 1998? I never don't find what I want immediately with google. You should try Ask Jeeves.
I've seen this complaint about Google search terms becoming less useful quite a few times, but I haven't seen any evidence of this in my own searches.
StanUpshaw
05-22-2012, 07:31 PM
Did you post this in 1998? I never don't find what I want immediately with google. You should try Ask Jeeves.
Yeah, but your searches consist of nothing but tips for getting cum stains out of various fabrics and upholstery.
IamFogHat
05-22-2012, 07:42 PM
nothing but tips for getting cum stains out of various fabrics and upholstery.
Mhm.
hanso
05-22-2012, 09:20 PM
I've seen this complaint about Google search terms becoming less useful quite a few times, but I haven't seen any evidence of this in my own searches.
I would go along with this for the most part. It tailors searches from your history.
spoon
05-22-2012, 09:39 PM
What a barrel of shit the internet has become.
HAS BECOME!?
:blink::unsure::wacko:
thepaulo
05-23-2012, 01:41 AM
Duckduckgo???!?
Duckduckgo is great when it is up and running. Try Google.
Chigworthy
05-23-2012, 04:44 AM
Maybe if you link your phone number with your gmail account it gives you better results? It's asked me about 100 times to do this; I may give in soon.
realmenhatelife
05-23-2012, 05:02 AM
Now is it google or my ISP that's supressing certain search results for file sharing sites like mediafire?
Maybe if you link your phone number with your gmail account it gives you better results? It's asked me about 100 times to do this; I may give in soon.
My Google search results are fine. Giving your phone number to Google is for account protection purposes and to a lesser extent, to ” localize ” your content.
In the case of a movie or TV search, I strongly recommend you get Firefox and install several search engine plug-ins like IMDB.com and use the Wikipedia search. They do work like a charm for that kind of thing.
Chigworthy
05-23-2012, 06:38 AM
My Google search results are fine. Giving your phone number to Google is for account protection purposes and to a lesser extent, to ” localize ” your content.
In the case of a movie or TV search, I strongly recommend you get Firefox and install several search engine plug-ins like IMDB.com and use the Wikipedia search. They do work like a charm for that kind of thing.
Nice honest answer.
Nice honest answer.
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Having a bad day. Locked up.
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hanso
05-27-2012, 06:38 PM
Now is it google or my ISP that's supressing certain search results for file sharing sites like mediafire?
I'd like to know more on this, like how you would find out.
Run same results with other search engines I guess.
hanso
05-27-2012, 07:38 PM
Ok just read this
Google faced with a million requests a month to remove copyrighted material from search
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/26/google-faced-with-a-million-requests-a-month-to-remove-copyrighted-material-from-search/
Could be the google.
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