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Adolf
05-16-2012, 12:18 PM
i think it'd be cool to take a load up the ass and then fart it out

i dont know why but that is on my mind all the time


any girls here? is it as awesome as i think it'd be?

Adolf
05-16-2012, 12:20 PM
maybe that'd classify as shitting it out?

like into the toilet i guess, but my daydream here is doggy position and just blasting it out wherever... maybe onto a canvas

deliciousV
05-16-2012, 12:25 PM
i think it'd be cool to take a load up the ass and then fart it out

i dont know why but that is on my mind all the time


any girls here? is it as awesome as i think it'd be?

Some boys do that too, maybe you're one of them. Give it a try ya creep, please don't describe the outcome of this experiment

disneyspy
05-16-2012, 12:26 PM
Some boys do that too, maybe you're one of them. Give it a try ya creep, please don't describe the outcome of this experiment

I'M SURE SOME YOOPER BEAR IS PUTTING IT TO HIM RIGHT NOW

TripleSkeet
05-16-2012, 12:27 PM
Some boys do that too, maybe you're one of them. Give it a try ya creep, please don't describe the outcome of this experiment

Why would he describe it when he could just post a picture?

cougarjake13
05-16-2012, 12:29 PM
Why would he describe it when he could just post a picture?


Don't give him any ideas

deliciousV
05-16-2012, 12:30 PM
Why would he describe it when he could just post a picture?

Adolf likes to use a lot of words, I have yet to read a single one that wasn't completely unnecassry. The excessive use of smileys on the other hand, doesn't bother me at all.

Judge Smails
05-16-2012, 12:38 PM
So, Jezo came back but changed his name for some reason?

Adolf
05-16-2012, 12:43 PM
yeah hey whassup yall it's me jezo

4 reel hows everyone been since i was here last. who wants to party. get loose yall. throw down. jezo style. foreva.


- Jezo

Jujubees2
05-16-2012, 12:57 PM
Adolf = John Travolta

Adolf
05-16-2012, 01:17 PM
honest to god i'm not john travolta


it'd be cool to be a really hot chick too... how groovy would it be to go to a baseball stadium and know that like 20,000 people there would love to make love to you :wub:

thatd make me wet

what is that pussy juice anyway :huh:


thanks for having me,
Jezo

Adolf
05-16-2012, 01:24 PM
:lol::laugh::thumbup::king::clap::bye::smile: :happy: :wub::wink::p;):D:):cool: > :down::thumbdown::banning::glurps::annoyed::sad: :wacko: :nono::dry::mad::(:confused::rolleyes:

positivity is greater than negativity

newport king
05-16-2012, 01:57 PM
Adolf rules. Greatest thing since Boxy Brown.

spoon
05-16-2012, 02:13 PM
no, it's an awful board character and shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence as Boxy....oops

newport king
05-16-2012, 02:37 PM
I wish you were his canvas.

newport king
05-16-2012, 02:39 PM
That might've been uncalled for.

Adolf
05-16-2012, 09:51 PM
put your hand on your monitor, i'll do the same

virtual e-high five

:drunk:

Adolf
05-16-2012, 09:54 PM
awful board character

awesome board character

http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.79525983.jpg

Adolf
05-16-2012, 10:10 PM
if i was a girl i'd have 2 boyfriends

for several reasons.. but the main reason being hardcore 3way sex all the time

cougarjake13
05-17-2012, 05:40 AM
if i was a girl i'd have 2 boyfriends

for several reasons.. but the main reason being hardcore 3way sex all the time


Why not 3 so all ur holes will be occupied

Crispy123
05-17-2012, 07:43 AM
IF???


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: ha! :lol::lol::lol::lol: ha! :clap::clap::clap::clap: ha! :smile::smile::smile::smile: yous a so a funny!!!! :bye::bye::bye::bye:

Floda
05-18-2012, 10:35 AM
Hey rNf fans!! :) I've been a lurker for a long time and boy I tell ya.. LOL, I certainly do love this thread. Allow me to think. If I were a woman:

Well if I was a fat, black, and ugly one I'd... *pow*. LMAOx5. But seriously folks, I'd probably spend a lot of time smiling! :king:

Women R The Best! :wub:

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 11:00 AM
clever, Adolf backwards.

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 11:07 AM
clever, Adolf backwards.

ooooohh face

scorecard
hanso 2
delv 1
adolf 0

A.J.
05-18-2012, 11:11 AM
clever, Adolf backwards.

I didn't get that. I thought this lady had joined the board.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/j/l/jls25/487paps/Blackshear_files/image004.jpg

Floda
05-18-2012, 11:14 AM
lox9 WOW!!!!! you guys ARE AWESOME AT DECODING!!!!! seriously folks, pat yourselves on the backs because nothing and i mean nothing gets by you LMAOx4! FACE inDEED!

The truth is: I am not clever, I just paid homieage to Adolf or whatever by doing this/that. Prior to entering my membership submission form I decided on it. NICE CATCH! FACE TO ME! lolx1000

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 11:16 AM
lox9 WOW!!!!! you guys ARE AWESOME AT DECODING!!!!! seriously folks, pat yourselves on the backs because nothing and i mean nothing gets by you LMAOx4! FACE inDEED!

The truth is: I am not clever, I just paid homieage to Adolf or whatever by doing this/that. Prior to entering my membership submission form I decided on it. NICE CATCH! FACE TO ME! lolx1000

that should keep you busy for a day or two.

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 11:16 AM
I didn't get that. I thought this lady had joined the board.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/j/l/jls25/487paps/Blackshear_files/image004.jpg

I wish!

sailor
05-18-2012, 11:33 AM
I didn't get that. I thought this lady had joined the board.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/j/l/jls25/487paps/Blackshear_files/image004.jpg

The rapper's mom?!

Jujubees2
05-18-2012, 12:00 PM
I didn't get that. I thought this lady had joined the board.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/j/l/jls25/487paps/Blackshear_files/image004.jpg

I wish!

That would be DYN-O-MITE!

http://www.misterwiseguy.com/images/14261JJ.jpg

Adolf
05-18-2012, 12:56 PM
lox9 WOW!!!!! you guys ARE AWESOME AT DECODING!!!!! seriously folks, pat yourselves on the backs because nothing and i mean nothing gets by you LMAOx4! FACE inDEED!

The truth is: I am not clever, I just paid homieage to Adolf or whatever by doing this/that. Prior to entering my membership submission form I decided on it. NICE CATCH! FACE TO ME! lolx1000

hmmm..... Jezo?

either way you're my favorite person alive :bye:

Adolf
05-26-2012, 07:54 PM
i'd put bigger and bigger things in my twat until a fist is nothing

like gauging up earrings