Random Anecdotes

[Chigworthy]

Friday night, the neighbors behind us had a party and invited the neighbors from the corner. They had a blast. Firedancing and vomiting, drunken acoustic guitars. Both households are young people with children, and they party a lot.

I go to bed at about midnight, so I usually don't give a bit of a fuck when the neighbors party. Our bedroom has two single-pane windows roughly 40 feet from their backyard firepit. I usually have no trouble sleeping, but it was a bit loud. I finally fell asleep at about 0030. My wife came home from work early at 0130 so she could get up in the morning and go to a friend's graduation, which woke me up.

At that point, I started getting angry. The fucks were drunker and louder then when I went to sleep. Neither one of us could sleep, and with both of us having to get up early, we became angry. I suggested we go outside and ask them nicely to tone it the fuck down. My wife decided on yelling at them out of the window. These pigs were too drunk to even know where it was coming from. We heard a big deal being made out of which house the complaint had come from, guests saying who gives a fuck, etc. The chick from the corner house, who appears to be slightly pregnant, could be heard slurring her words about how they were the neighbors, as though no other neighbors mattered. The only evidence of a fuck being given was the chick from the party house asking everyone to shut up for a minute so they could figure out which house complained.

And a minute is all the silence we got. After that, the ten people staggered through a yelled drunken version of Hotel California, which was fantastic. It's about 0230 at this point, shrinking my window of sleep to 3 hours before a 24-hour shift for me and a busy day followed by a night shift for my wife. Foul humours and other unnatural biles rose within us. We had given them the chance to quiet down, then asked them to. We decided to call the police and ask them to give them a warning with no citizen's arrest. The only time I have ever called the PD for a nuisance was when I heard a different neighbor teenage party getting out of hand and beginning to get violent.

A 1/2 hour goes by and the noise is still happening. We called the PD back and found out that they were busy with real shit. So we got dressed and walked around to their front door and asked them nicely to tone it the fuck down. They were nice and toned it the fuck down. I called in to work sick for the first three hours of my shift so that I could get some sleep. My wife cancelled going to her friend's graduation. What a shitty night.

[cougarjake13]

who has a graduation on mothers day ?

[spoon]

who has a graduation on mothers day ?

MOTHER FUCKERS THAT'S WHO!

[Chigworthy]

who has a graduation on mothers day ?

It was the day before you motherfucker.

[spoon]

It was the day before you motherfucker.

LANGUAGE!

[Adolf]

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[StanUpshaw]

They need to sell home versions of those sound cannons they use to disperse protesters.

[Chigworthy]

They need to sell home versions of those sound cannons they use to disperse protesters.

Before we went over there, I had all kinds of plans for the next morning. I was going to call in sick, get up at 6 and start running my chainsaw right next to the fence. Then I was going to set up the chop saw there and pointlessly cut up scraps of wood for hours with the sawdust shooting through the fence. I was going to mow the lawn at least 5 times. Then I was going to buy a weedwhacker just to clear the area right next to their fence. Then I was going to loosen a board on the fence and send my pitbull through when their kids were playing in the backyard. I was going to make deadly nerve toxin from nutmeg and cauliflower blooms, then sprinkle it on their door knobs. Then I was going make a big guillotine out of melted beer cans and put it over their front door. But we ended up just going over there and talking to them.

[Adolf]

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[Jayw]

Think you already posted that 'awesome' meme once adolf. wtg

Guess you thought it was so funny you needed to do it twice.

[Adolf]

you're honestly dumber than you figured you were :down:

[Chigworthy]

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[Adolf]

wow

some brilliant people here



ok children, i'll *explain it to you*.. he posted a long thing, so i put up the pic. then... he posted another long thing, so i put up the same pic.


stay in school :bye:

[Chigworthy]

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[TripleSkeet]

In all honesty it sounds like you shouldve just gotten dressed and knocked on their door to begin with. Thats the first thing I wouldve tried. Nobody responds to people yelling at them, they just look at you like youre an old lady. Same with calling the cops. People tend to show more respect if you confront them directly and respectfully.

[spoon]

In all honesty it sounds like you shouldve just gotten dressed and knocked on their door to begin with. Thats the first thing I wouldve tried. Nobody responds to people yelling at them, they just look at you like youre an old lady. Same with calling the cops. People tend to show more respect if you confront them directly and respectfully.

HEY FUCK YOU!




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[deliciousV]

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[CountryBob]

Man - tough crowd....

[Chigworthy]

Let's here some more fuckin anecdotes then.

[Adolf]

Let's here some more fuckin anecdotes then.

right, let's "here" some more

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[Chigworthy]

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[Adolf]

Think you already posted that 'awesome' meme thrice chigworther. wtg

Guess you thought it was so funny you needed to do it again. derr. i work @ walmart.

[Chigworthy]

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[Adolf]

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[TripleSkeet]

I heard a great story tonight from a kid I grew up with. He called me asking if I would co-host an internet radio show with him, and while we were catching up, he spilt this gem.

Hes got 2 daughters from 2 different mothers. The youngest one is 2, and lives with her mother in a homeless shelter. He wants to help and gives her money for the kid but cant take them in. Her family want nothing to do with her and he lives with his mom, and shes not welcome near his family...BECAUSE...

She randomly contacted my friend on FB, said she thought he was cute and wanted to go out with him. He took her out, they started dating and fucking for a few months. One day hes bragging to his dad about this hot chick hes banging, and shows the dad the picture. Turns out its his fathers mistress. (Mom and Dad are divorced and his dad is remarried). She contacted him and started fucking him as revenge on the dad for not leaving his wife for her.

So the mother of his daughter used to fuck his 56 year old father too. Amazing.

[Chigworthy]

The Aristocrats

[Crispy123]

I heard a great story tonight from a kid I grew up with. He called me asking if I would co-host an internet radio show with him, and while we were catching up, he spilt this gem.

Hes got 2 daughters from 2 different mothers. The youngest one is 2, and lives with her mother in a homeless shelter. He wants to help and gives her money for the kid but cant take them in. Her family want nothing to do with her and he lives with his mom, and shes not welcome near his family...BECAUSE...

She randomly contacted my friend on FB, said she thought he was cute and wanted to go out with him. He took her out, they started dating and fucking for a few months. One day hes bragging to his dad about this hot chick hes banging, and shows the dad the picture. Turns out its his fathers mistress. (Mom and Dad are divorced and his dad is remarried). She contacted him and started fucking him as revenge on the dad for not leaving his wife for her.

So the mother of his daughter used to fuck his 56 year old father too. Amazing.

Is it just me or is the idea of a chick that is that level of fucked up really hot???

not somebody I would want to have a kid with tho!

[TripleSkeet]

Is it just me or is the idea of a chick that is that level of fucked up really hot???

not somebody I would want to have a kid with tho!

This kid is a magnet for psycho pussy.

12 years ago he was with another girl, and he got her pregnant. She said she wanted an abortion, he wanted to be a dad and wouldnt give her the money. She told him if he didnt she was leaving him, so she left. 3 months into the pregnancy he hadnt heard from her. She calls him up and says "I just got the abortion, go fuck yourself." He was actually heartbroken to hear that.

A little over a year goes by and she calls him up out of the blue and wants to meet up. So he goes out with her and she tells him she never had the abortion and he has a 7 month old daughter. So he gets shared custody where hes got the kid 4 days a week AND pays her $700 / month in child support. When he told her he didnt want to see her anymore she kidnapped the kid and brought her to her mothers in Kentucky. It took him a year and $23,000 to eventually get full custody of the kid, and now the mother doesnt even call her. Hasnt seen her kid in over a year.

[cougarjake13]

That's seriously fucked

Esp paying 700 a month and he had kid for 4 days a week

Betw divorces and child support I'm surprised any man take the Inge into marriage anymore these days