Chynas New Porno

[TripleSkeet]

Im not gonna lie, this is one I actually want to see... :lol:

http://t.co/GDBcfa3K

Former WWE superstar Chyna is finally getting back in the ring … taking on 9 dudes at the same time … except it’s for a new porn film.

TMZ has learned … Chyna was totally serious about pursuing a XXX career … and just wrapped up on a Royal Rumble-inspired flick in which she locks up with a bunch of dudes who all look like famous wrestlers … including a wannabe Hulk Hogan, wannabe Triple H, wannabe Ric Flair and more.

The WWE obviously has no affiliation with the Vivid Entertainment Picture. More info as it becomes available on this story.

Guess we get to see is Hulk Hogan was serious about that 24 inch python. (There will be SOOOOO many corny jokes like this coming I cant wait)

[weekapaugjz]

(There will be SOOOOO many corny jokes like this coming I cant wait)

whatcha gonna do when the hulkster is cumming all over you!?

[TripleSkeet]

For the first time ever, HHH is gonna scream SUCK IT! and the reply is going to be..."Ok."

[Judge Smails]

Ric Flair . . . is . . . the best . . . thing . . . cumming . . . today . . . Wooooo!!!!

[KnoxHarrington]

Well, everybody's got a price. Everyone's gotta lay.

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[disneyspy]

time to lay the game

[Chigworthy]

Think of all the frustrated wrestling fans, particularly in the south, that this will make feel good as they fantasize that they are the lucky devil taking it from their favorite beefcake wrestler.

On a side note, I'm thinking that wrestler lookalike strippers is a HUGE untapped market, particularly in the south. Think of all the bachelor parties where everyone went home disappointed because some jiggly, estrogen-soaked slag showed up to strip when all anyone really wanted was to snap into a slim jim.

Another untapped market, particularly in the south, I've just thought of is wrestling real dolls. Think of the young man who has everything. He's already got the all the figurines, all the posters, even that pair of used wrestler's underwear hidden away in the closet. What's he missing? A life size version of the marauding madman of his dreams! Each doll will have two working openings as well as a working member, cast from the actual thing. Send the wrestling fan in your life into a Roid Rage© with Real Wrestling Dolls©. Free shipping to AL, AR, FL, GA, KY, LA, MS, SC, TN, and TX.

[ozzie]

Unless she's had re-constructive surgery to remove that monster clit-dick, I don't think I'll be watching.

[Judge Smails]

Monster Clit-Dick would be an awesome name for a band.

[Chigworthy]

Monster Clit-Dick would be an awesome name for a band.

Or an independent Japanese film.

[cougarjake13]

Cause he's the jizz and he's awesome

[CountryBob]

Think of all the frustrated wrestling fans, particularly in the south, that this will make feel good as they fantasize that they are the lucky devil taking it from their favorite beefcake wrestler.

On a side note, I'm thinking that wrestler lookalike strippers is a HUGE untapped market, particularly in the south. Think of all the bachelor parties where everyone went home disappointed because some jiggly, estrogen-soaked slag showed up to strip when all anyone really wanted was to snap into a slim jim.

Another untapped market, particularly in the south, I've just thought of is wrestling real dolls. Think of the young man who has everything. He's already got the all the figurines, all the posters, even that pair of used wrestler's underwear hidden away in the closet. What's he missing? A life size version of the marauding madman of his dreams! Each doll will have two working openings as well as a working member, cast from the actual thing. Send the wrestling fan in your life into a Roid Rage© with Real Wrestling Dolls©. Free shipping to AL, AR, FL, GA, KY, LA, MS, SC, TN, and TX.

I take it that you dont like Southern people?

[Chigworthy]

I take it that you dont like Southern people?

I'm just following the market for my new line of products.

[A.J.]

TS, I don't know which is more offensive: you not bumping an old Chyna porn thread, or you posting about a Chyna porn.

[cougarjake13]

It's a huge market

Both in market size and the people in the market

[Jayw]

Unless she's had re-constructive surgery to remove that monster clit-dick, I don't think I'll be watching.

Oh my god that was disturbing. Holy shit. wow.

NSFW. Obviously. (http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chyna-clit1.jpg)

[TripleSkeet]

TS, I don't know which is more offensive: you not bumping an old Chyna porn thread, or you posting about a Chyna porn.

I like to spread out for maximum offensiveness.

[TripleSkeet]

Looks like we're finally going to get an answer to the question, "Whats Rowdy Roddy Piper got on under his kilt?"

[ozzie]

Oh my god that was disturbing. Holy shit. wow.

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chyna-clit1.jpg

I know, right? (sorry... inorite?)

Some of those "micropenis" guys who were on the Stern show would KILL to be packing that much meat.

[CountryBob]

Oh my god that was disturbing. Holy shit. wow.

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chyna-clit1.jpg

Ehhh - its just a giant clit - what's the big deal?

[TripleSkeet]

Ehhh - its just a giant clit - what's the big deal?

Dont knock it til youve tried one.

[A.J.]

Oh my god that was disturbing. Holy shit. wow.

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chyna-clit1.jpg

Was that thing circumcised?

[Fallon]

It's my destiny to cum in your face.

Somebody fuck my momma!

I am the best in the world at who I do.

Never pull out.

The cum on my ass club.

Poo poo poo. You scat it!

[disneyspy]

if you smell la la la la what the cock is fooking

[Misteriosa]

It's my destiny to cum in your face.

Somebody fuck my momma!

I am the best in the world at who I do.

Never pull out.

The cum on my ass club.

Poo poo poo. You scat it!

its only out of respect that i dont list everyone of these as your mod quotes.

[CountryBob]

I wouldnt kick her out of bed for having a giant clit but I feel that she could kikc my ass and that disturbs me

[Fallon]

its only out of respect that i dont list everyone of these as your mod quotes.

Thaaaank you.

[asayresk]

I heard STD Jones was one of the 9 Participant.

[TripleSkeet]

I wouldnt kick her out of bed for having a giant clit but I feel that she could kikc my ass and that disturbs me

Thats the part that bothers me. The clit is fine, its the testsoterone jacked muscles and altered man voice that kill it for me.

[TripleSkeet]

Cant wait to see the Excellence of Ejaculation, Bret Hardt.

[conman823]

Nation of Masterbation

New World Orgasim

The 4 hung like Horsemen

[keithy_19]

its only out of respect that i dont list everyone of these as your mod quotes.

Oh you. Having respect and being a mod is the same thing as making campaign promises and getting elected. Onc you have the power you say fuck it, I'm going to do what I want to do.

[asayresk]

Finally The Rock has cum on the back of Chyna.

[disneyspy]

Finally The Rock has cum on the back of Chyna.

HA!

[Kevin]

(After coming)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOME.

[Kevin]

Lets hope for her sake that there aren't any little Jimmys there!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Moneyshot in the Bank match

[StanUpshaw]

Hulk Hogan...we cummin on you, nigga!

[Kevin]

Hulk Hogan...we cummin on you, nigga!

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[TripleSkeet]

"King Booker gonna put it in yall asshole 5 TIMES 5 TIMES 5 TIMES 5 TIMES 5 TIMES!!!"

[cougarjake13]

Oh my god that was disturbing. Holy shit. wow.

NSFW. Obviously. (http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chyna-clit1.jpg)




wow i cant unring that bell

[cougarjake13]

I wouldnt kick her out of bed for having a giant clit but I feel that she could kikc my ass and that disturbs me



some guys actually like that fetish not that it makes them a bad person

[cougarjake13]

Thats the part that bothers me. The clit is fine, its the testsoterone jacked muscles and altered man voice that kill it for me.


first 2 are fine


the voice would kill it for me

[Kevin]

"King Booker gonna put it in yall asshole 5 TIMES 5 TIMES 5 TIMES 5 TIMES 5 TIMES!!!"

TELL ME HE DIDN'T JUST SPUNK THAT

[Chigworthy]

wow i cant unring that bell

who the fuck pierces the top of their dick like that?

[Crispy123]

wow i cant unring that bell

kinda reminds me of earthworm jim for some reason.

http://hardcoregaming101.net/earthwormjim/JIM1a.jpg

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Sweet balls to the chin music

[cougarjake13]

kinda reminds me of earthworm jim for some reason.

http://hardcoregaming101.net/earthwormjim/JIM1a.jpg


loved that game

[cougarjake13]

Sweet balls to the chin music


the balls of jericho wuld be an interesting move

[StanUpshaw]

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

[asayresk]

Tazz is gonna finisher her off with a T-bag suplex.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The Iron Sheik will put her in the cameltoe clutch

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Rey Mysterio with the Sex 1 9

[NickyL0885]

The Spunkasaurus.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I am the Jiz and I am..... STICKY!!!!!

[Kevin]

Rey Mysterio with the Sex 1 9

That was fucking terrible and even you know it.

[StanUpshaw]

Kyjelly Kyjelly

[NickyL0885]

Vince is going to put her in his Bang My Ass Club.

Ooooooh Yeaaaaaah! Can you suck it?!

Kane will make Chyna embrace the gape.

[Chigworthy]

This thread confirms everything I believed was true about wrestling fans.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

That was fucking terrible and even you know it.

OK What about the 6 9 by Mysterio?

[asayresk]

I rather see Rey Mysterio take on the 1,2,3 inch clit.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape. The woman isnt his ex or current wife



http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/07/hulk-hogan-sex-tape/

[cougarjake13]

Whatcha gonna do when hulkamania cums all over you !!!

[disneyspy]

Whatcha gonna do when hulkamania cums all over you !!!

HA!

[TripleSkeet]

Probably the best movie hes ever starred in.

[Melk]

Typical Hulk Hogan. He can't let any wrestler enjoy the spotlight without getting interview.

[Kevin]

Watchya gunna do when this 7inch python RUNS WILD IN YOU!!!!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Hope he doesn't hulk up before the moneyshot

[spe5150]

Hope he doesn't hulk up before the moneyshot

Totally disagree...if he doesn't I'll be terribly disappointed.
Of course, if he does I will NEVER STOP LAUGHING!

[KnoxHarrington]

Just let me know when the George "The Animal" Steele sex tape comes out.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

When will Val Venis do one?

[Melk]

If Hogan had multiple sex tapes, you would notice they would be few and far between and he would be doing the same two to three sex moves over and over again. There may also be brief moments where he looks at the camera for energy and occasionally, he would appear about to climax only to get bug-eyed and wag his finger at his partner.

[A.J.]

When will Val Venis do one?

"Saving Ryan's Privates"?

[TripleSkeet]

"Saving Ryan's Privates"?

Mustve missed Land of the Rising Venis.

[hanso]

Thunder Thighs & Lleg Drops

[Melk]

No Holes Barred
Suburban Cum-in-you
Mr. Nannybanger

[cougarjake13]

how could you forget Cocky 3 ??

[NickyL0885]

Thundercock

[Melk]

Thunder in Pair-o-nuts
Three Nymphos High Noon on Massive Creampie
Santa with Testicles
Assault on Devil Anus
Assault on Devil Mountains

[styckx]

Someone got plastic surgery for the new year.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2gujrps.jpg

[Furtherman]

I always regret opening this thread.

[cougarjake13]

I'd get a refund

It didn't work

[disneyspy]

they shoulda plastic surgeoned her face

[cougarjake13]

they shoulda plastic surgeoned her face



They did


They failed

[disneyspy]

They did


They failed

HA!

she looks like she got got rock bottomed a few times

[cougarjake13]

HA!

she looks like she got got rock bottomed a few times


Considering her new career it may have been cock bottomed

[hanso]

Octomom can show her what sexy is.

[TripleSkeet]

Wait....thats really her????? WTF happened? The plastic surgery Vince got her looked great right before she left WWE.

[cougarjake13]

Wait....thats really her????? WTF happened? The plastic surgery Vince got her looked great right before she left WWE.



Life has fuxked her up since then

Well prob more her then life

[CountryBob]

Ole fat face huge clit

[HBox]

Someone got plastic surgery for the new year.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2gujrps.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfdic8MVo1qzjyfpo1_500.png

[Adolf]

"This Ain't The Royal Rumble: XXX Parody"

i can't wait :clap::clap::clap::clap::wub::clap::clap::clap: :clap: :clap:

i love gangbangs :thumbup: i hope she goes airtight.. one after another after another after another...... she's gross, but i'll jack off so HARD :clap:

[A.J.]

Dear God.

[cougarjake13]

Oh adolf

[Adolf]

9 wrestlers making love to her is gonna be SO AWESOME if ya ask me what i think about it :clap:

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