Survivor Season 24: Bitches Be Trippin

[StanUpshaw]

Good episode. Lots of breasts. 8/10.

http://i.imgur.com/gOc9v.jpg

[Kevin]

I have not watched survivor since that dude won like 7 scripted challanges in a row.

If boobs is all they have to offer than ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz


That woulda been HUGE back when there was no internets and you could not see them in 10million places.

[Snacks]

I love the concept of this season and hope they dont merge or re-organize the tribes anytime soon. They should stick to this divide to see it play out til the end. The social experiment of this season could be an excellent teaching moment. I cant believe the women are mad the guys didnt continue. Why would they? They had the lead but now would have 1 more person doing the challenge and the balance beam is an advantage to the ladies so they could easily have won especially with 1 less player.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah I think anyone who gets the short end of that stick is going to complain "well you should finish the challenge like a real competitor." The only choice is to take immunity. Noone is going to remember it in the final tribal and if they do you can always blame it on the other guys.

I also hope they dont jump right to a shuffle. I dont care so much about men vs women even though it's going to be fun watching the women really tear eachother apart and take away the possibility of the usual male/female alliance, but I do want to see how people can sneakily form alliances in the other tribe and mixing them up just negates that. Since there's no redemption or exile island they should atleast keep them on the same beach.

There doesn't seem to be much stunt casting even though you have two guys claiming to be tarzan and a kid gayer than Rip Taylor, but it isn't the most over the top cast.

I think Kim is the hottest girl, the bridal shop owner from texas who looks like Amanda Peete.

[Chigworthy]

Good episode. Lots of breasts. 8/10.

http://i.imgur.com/gOc9v.jpg

Seems like there are nipples attached to those breasts, which is always nice.

[King Imp]

Serious hotness going on this season.

[Snacks]

Yeah I think anyone who gets the short end of that stick is going to complain "well you should finish the challenge like a real competitor." The only choice is to take immunity. Noone is going to remember it in the final tribal and if they do you can always blame it on the other guys.

I also hope they dont jump right to a shuffle. I dont care so much about men vs women even though it's going to be fun watching the women really tear eachother apart and take away the possibility of the usual male/female alliance, but I do want to see how people can sneakily form alliances in the other tribe and mixing them up just negates that. Since there's no redemption or exile island they should atleast keep them on the same beach.

There doesn't seem to be much stunt casting even though you have two guys claiming to be tarzan and a kid gayer than Rip Taylor, but it isn't the most over the top cast.

I think Kim is the hottest girl, the bridal shop owner from texas who looks like Amanda Peete.

It funny you said. there seems to be a huge following for her before the season even started. I think shes cute but not all that and I didnt like her comment about men and the way they didnt just help them or give in to them because they are women.

To me I think its a tie on who is the prettiest. I think the girl with the baseball hat looked great in the tight tank top and I think the older woman was stunning, I think her name was Monica.

[StanUpshaw]

The chicken catcher was easily the hottest. I like the milf one, the asian one, the blonde one, and the thick one too.

[Snacks]

The chicken catcher was easily the hottest. I like the milf one, the asian one, the blonde one, and the thick one too.

I think the girl with the hat was the one who caught the chickens? To me it s a tie between her and the milf Monica.

I thick one with the bad attitude got ugly as soon as she opened her mouth. Ever notice the one who is borderline attractive but not near the hottest is always the one who thinks she is the hottest and can use her looks to manipulate men? To me that shows of insecurity and trying to make yourself and others believe you are hotter then you truly are.

I loved it when the Asian girl told her to shut up!

The girl who broke her arm had a very pretty face but the tats looked terrible!

[StanUpshaw]

I think the girl with the hat was the one who caught the chickens? To me it s a tie between her and the milf Monica.

I thick one with the bad attitude got ugly as soon as she opened her mouth. Ever notice the one who is borderline attractive but not near the hottest is always the one who thinks she is the hottest and can use her looks to manipulate men? To me that shows of insecurity and trying to make yourself and others believe you are hotter then you truly are.

I loved it when the Asian girl told her to shut up!

The girl who broke her arm had a very pretty face but the tats looked terrible!

Agreed on all counts.

It's a red letter day!

See?

[cougarjake13]

monica is the wife of former nfl player brad culpepper


i know bc theres billboards of her all around town

[ozzie]

Haven't seen the show in years, but one of the guys that works for me was telling me about the over-the-top gay kid, and telling me that he's from this area... and an U of Bama alum?

He swears that I "have" to watch next week just to see him.

If there's boobies... BONUS!

[Snacks]

I forgot to ask this last week but how come the girls didnt have to vote someone out? I know they had player leave due to injury but in the past didnt tribes still have to vote someone out anyway?

[StanUpshaw]

I loved how they were debating who has more "life experience".

Because that's a thing that matters.

http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/2010/03/jerri-and-amanda-challenge-resized.jpg

http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2010_usa/S/SurvivorPix_s21e05/Survivor21x05_06.jpg

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID12254/images/Immunity_Challange_Survivor_Samoa_episode_2.jpg

Yup...life experience.

[realmenhatelife]

I think that was just the passive aggressive girl way of saying Kat is a poisonous little bitch and we need to vote her out, but lets justify it this was so we dont seem mean. Which is the truth, and yet they dont vote her out.


That immunity challenge was just a shambles, the chicks are such a mess.

I also think the guys are fucking up not infiltrating the girls now. You know none of them will keep their mouths shut and you'll know all the tribe dirt, you can cherry pick for post merge, and I think it would be easy to start rumors or just give the impression of collusion that could get the girls you pick voted out.

The gay kid is just insane. There is a dwarf in the game and he still sees himself as the biggest liability, and he has no idea how to relate to any of the people around him, men or women.

I totally forgot about that baby oil slip and slide challenge.

[Snacks]

This might be the dumbest group of men EVER! I dont even know where to begin. First throughout the season they have helped the women and gave them fire, let them warm up when it was pouring etc but whenever they made a deal with the women or ask for something the women say no. By helping the women they allowed them to stay in the competition. This week they ask the women to borrow their net and offer half the fish. The women said no which was stupid but the men making that offer was even more idiotic.

They win the challenge tonight and will be up 2 players again but instead they decided to give away the team immunity so they could vote one of their own out? WTF is that? They are all scared of the most racist, annoying, non worker bitch to ever play the game (Colton) and have allowed him to control everything. Even the guys on the out should have switched their vote and voted Colton out but instead they even went along with what he wanted. Troyzan, Tarzan and the others in that alliance are so dumb and naive its scary. Tarzan trying to defend Colton and his racist rich boy ways was comical and then for him to scream about race made him look like an asshole as well.

They could be dominating this game if they weren't so stupid and so fearful of each other and what might happen and most importantly allowing the idiots to run the tribe. I wanted the tribes to stay men vs women as long as possible but it looks like next week they will switch them up. It might be the only thing to save the season because the women are useless and the men are stupid. I dont think there is 1 likable person on this season. Even the women who might have been likable arent. I think the only person Im currently rooting for is Monica and Jay but even Jay who thought giving up the immunity idol was wrong even he backed down and voted to go to tribal so I cant say Im 100% with him.

I actually look forward to the reunion show more then anything just to hear this discussed. They should do a 2 hours special because it will be better and more interesting then this entire season!

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah that was epically dumb. And I hope someone comes out of tribal saying "Hey, weren't we supposed to vote Lief? Wasn't that the whole point?"

I dont get Colton, I guess it's that none of the guys in his alliance really want to step up so they're letting him run the show. They cant revere the hidden idol that much, or believe that Colton will use it for anyone but himself. My only real consolation is if someone blindsides Colton it will be really nice.

I had the exact same thought, I was looking forward to a relatively gimick free season where they just let two tribes play without interfering too much, but yeah you really need the mix up that looks like it's coming next week to save the season. Although I usually feel like the game doesn't start until the merge, right now Colton is just so bad.

[Enabler]

Didnt the men start out saying they wanted to trade their immunity to the women? In the end it seems like they just volunteered to go to tribal which is fn retarded. They should have gotten something.

I hate Colton but I kind of enjoy his level of disgust for all of his teammates. He seems to genuinely hate everyone and I like that.

[realmenhatelife]

Didnt the men start out saying they wanted to trade their immunity to the women? In the end it seems like they just volunteered to go to tribal which is fn retarded. They should have gotten something.

I hate Colton but I kind of enjoy his level of disgust for all of his teammates. He seems to genuinely hate everyone and I like that.

The thing about Colton is everything he does is to make people hate him, he loves and wants people to hate him, and it's just so irresistable. I know I'm being manipulated just watching him and I cant resist hating his guts.

[King Imp]

I'm not so much annoyed at the guys going to tribal as I am that to this day people are still so stupid as to not see when they are being led and don't get rid of said "leader." How fucking hard is it to just vote him out or at the very least make him play the idol so he has no more pull?

And what the hell was up with that vote? Only Colton wanted Bill gone and the rest were set on Leif, yet everyone voted for Bill.

As for next week's "surprise", even if it is a switch, the fag will still fit in with the women and he'll be running the show over there instead.

[Jayw]

Ya snacks this season is fucking weird.

I guess the only way for women to compete with men is to put a bunch of dumb ass, weak, midget, and old men against mostly young women.

Like why are all the guys licking coltens balls. Did you see the way leif just sat there and looked like the biggest bitch in the world when colton was laying him out. It is crazy the way the entire tribe just decided colton was god overnight.

Then just taking immunity, why not just fucking wait to see if you have it, rather than give numbers away....

I seriously can not find someone to root for. The only guy I liked went out first tribal. I am just rooting for the hotter girls to stay in for now, until someone comes up with a legitimate strategy.

[StanUpshaw]

Nickname aside, I think Troyzan seems like a pretty likeable guy.

I also like the blonde chick that everyone hates. Her complete and utter lack of guile is refreshing, and I find it kind of endearing.

[King Imp]

There is a God! :clap:

I was seriously getting close to stopping watching because Colton was just getting too annoying to watch anymore and was on the fast track to making the finals.

Now if they would just get rid of Alicia (even though I'd miss her great tits) and Tarzan, this season would be complete for me.

[Jayw]

Ya that was pretty epic.

I couldn't stand the way colton and alicia were treating the asian girl. Why just degrade someone who isn't asking for it or taunting you at all.

The way that colton fucked over alicia by not giving her the idol was great.

I still don't have any favorites, just people i dislike.