Does anyone on this board who lives close to North Jersey have a Biscuit joiner?

[Snoogans]

I think thats what its called. I might have to make a stand for a pretty heavy not flat panel HD tv and i dont wanna have to use 4 by 4 legs with like 4 dowels in them just to make sure its strong enough. I wanna use biscuits instead cause i dont wanna have to make the table part thick enough to handle a dowel. But alas, why the FUCK would i have a saw for biscuits. Does anyone have one that i might be able to just use quickly to put 16 slots into 4 legs and a table?

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.hardees.com/system/product_photos/180/medium/H_SausageBiscut_Menu.png?1285096307

[Snoogans]

although funny, i seriously might need to do this. so can we try to not completely ass fuck this thread until i at least find out for sure?

[Judge Smails]

What d'ya want for nothing?

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruber biscuit.

[Dude!]

http://www.hardees.com/system/product_photos/180/medium/H_SausageBiscut_Menu.png?1285096307

although that looks scrumptious
i'll always go for a popeye's
with butter and honey:

http://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/5f/767d73005f833f91_m.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

although that looks scrumptious
i'll always go for a popeye's
with butter and honey:

http://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/5f/767d73005f833f91_m.jpg

never had biscuits from popeye's. though i always get a biscuit with butter and honey whenever i'm dragged to a bob evan's. though the rest of their food sucks, they do have great biscuits.


BISCUITS!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

What d'ya want for nothing?

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruber biscuit.

You ever have a Wish Toolbox? It's a toolbox you have that you WISH you had the right tool for. Mmm bow bow...

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7DIav3PovY0/TTEMgjae3kI/AAAAAAAAB0k/f9jI6a5fZc8/s1600/IMG_0965.JPG

[Dude!]

never had biscuits from popeye's

they are the best...
they put melted butter
on the baking tray so
the bottom of the biscuit
is like fried in butter

i go to popeye's just to get them
and, well, to stare at black people

[Judge Smails]

My wife disgusted me.

I had to make a stand for a pretty heavy not flat panel HD tv and i didn't wanna have to use 4 by 4 legs with like 4 dowels in them just to make sure it was strong enough. I wanted use biscuits instead cause i didn't wanna have to make the table part thick enough to handle a dowel. But alas, why the FUCK would i have a saw for biscuits.

I asked my wife if she had a biscuit.

I then look up and see something that will be burned into my retinas like what people at ground zero at Hiroshima saw when the bomb dropped.

It was in slow motion as my wife took a fork and divebombed into the puddle of gravy that was on the plate, no biscuit mind you - just STRAIGHT GRAVY - and immediately inserted that into her mouth.

I'm watching her doing this and I'm HORRIFIED. I lost my appetite and started retching at the table.

"What are you doing?" I asked my beautiful bride of 16 years. "That is the most sickening thing I've ever seen you do, and since I've lived with you, I've seen you do some pretty sick shit."

"What?" she asked, with a little bit of gravy still on the corner of her mouth.

"You just ate gravy with nothing else. What is wrong with you?"

"It's good shit," she said. "What, you don't like it?"

"No, I don't like it. And I'm wondering what possessed you to eat it liek it's fucking candy."

(Mind you - this is at 9:30 in the morning. She is stone cold sober, so being drunk isn't an excuse here.)

I refused to talk to her for the rest of our breakfast. Especially when our waitress asked us on the status of our biscuit.

Her defense is that she eats jalapenos with sour cream on it. And to me, that's not offensive, that's crudite with dip. A completely different ballpark than eating straight gravy.

Thankfully, I'm the one who knows the password for our internet where we are staying, so she won't see this for the time being.

Unless she talks to my mom.

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting and does anyone have a biscuit that i might be able to just use quickly to put 16 slots into 4 legs and a table?<!-- / message --><!-- sig --> ?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[PapaBear]

Are you saying you want to use four 3/4 inch boards to make box legs with the biscuits holding them together), instead of a solid 4x4 leg?

[Tenbatsuzen]

https://p.twimg.com/AjGEhCHCEAAYU8Q.jpg

[keithy_19]

My wife disgusted me.

I had to make a stand for a pretty heavy not flat panel HD tv and i didn't wanna have to use 4 by 4 legs with like 4 dowels in them just to make sure it was strong enough. I wanted use biscuits instead cause i didn't wanna have to make the table part thick enough to handle a dowel. But alas, why the FUCK would i have a saw for biscuits.

I asked my wife if she had a biscuit.

I then look up and see something that will be burned into my retinas like what people at ground zero at Hiroshima saw when the bomb dropped.

It was in slow motion as my wife took a fork and divebombed into the puddle of gravy that was on the plate, no biscuit mind you - just STRAIGHT GRAVY - and immediately inserted that into her mouth.

I'm watching her doing this and I'm HORRIFIED. I lost my appetite and started retching at the table.

"What are you doing?" I asked my beautiful bride of 16 years. "That is the most sickening thing I've ever seen you do, and since I've lived with you, I've seen you do some pretty sick shit."

"What?" she asked, with a little bit of gravy still on the corner of her mouth.

"You just ate gravy with nothing else. What is wrong with you?"

"It's good shit," she said. "What, you don't like it?"

"No, I don't like it. And I'm wondering what possessed you to eat it liek it's fucking candy."

(Mind you - this is at 9:30 in the morning. She is stone cold sober, so being drunk isn't an excuse here.)

I refused to talk to her for the rest of our breakfast. Especially when our waitress asked us on the status of our biscuit.

Her defense is that she eats jalapenos with sour cream on it. And to me, that's not offensive, that's crudite with dip. A completely different ballpark than eating straight gravy.

Thankfully, I'm the one who knows the password for our internet where we are staying, so she won't see this for the time being.

Unless she talks to my mom.

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting and does anyone have a biscuit that i might be able to just use quickly to put 16 slots into 4 legs and a table?<!-- / message --><!-- sig --> ?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

:lol:

[PapaBear]

My serious reply is TOTALLY buried in this thread!

[keithy_19]

My serious reply is TOTALLY buried in this thread!

I noticed this.

Are you saying you want to use four 3/4 inch boards to make box legs with the biscuits holding them together), instead of a solid 4x4 leg?

There ya go.

[jennysmurf]

Okay, quick everybody! Bury PapaBear's serious reply again with your nonsense!

[Dude!]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5106&size=1

[jennysmurf]

:laugh:

[Tenbatsuzen]

He sang on Duwatchalike, and just in case you missed it...

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/HumptyHump.jpg

[Snoogans]

i hate you all.


and i hate that i also love you all

[weekapaugjz]

https://p.twimg.com/AjGEhCHCEAAYU8Q.jpg

:thumbup:

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5106&size=1

:clap:

:lol:

:thumbup:

[Judge Smails]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5106&size=1

Someone's taking Ookie Cookie to the next level - Bukaki Biscuit.

[Zipgun]

If you can't get a loaner from someone, you can probably rent one from Home Depot.