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furie
11-30-2011, 03:44 PM
3 accused of using Humble corpse's head to smoke pot (http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/humble-news/article/3-accused-of-using-Humble-corpse-s-head-to-smoke-1792151.php)
disneyspy
11-30-2011, 04:04 PM
pot heads
StanUpshaw
11-30-2011, 04:06 PM
Humble? I happen to know that corpse was a pompous douche.
weekapaugjz
11-30-2011, 04:07 PM
i bet it was a real heady high.
sailor
11-30-2011, 04:48 PM
pot heads
Head shop. Wacka-wacka.
Dude!
11-30-2011, 06:58 PM
as it was a negro skull
this is a true hate crime
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
11-30-2011, 07:38 PM
Can't we just give Texas back to Mexico?
KnoxHarrington
11-30-2011, 08:21 PM
Can't we just give Texas back to Mexico?
I'd like to keep Austin. The rest of that shithole can go though.
Can't we just give Texas back to Mexico?
They've already taken it.
sailor
12-01-2011, 04:57 AM
They've already taken it.
Good one, WF.
KnoxHarrington
12-01-2011, 08:51 AM
By the way, "Headless In Texas" would be the sequel I'd want to see to "Sleepless In Seattle."
furie
12-01-2011, 09:38 AM
By the way, "Headless In Texas" would be the sequel I'd want to see to "Sleepless In Seattle."
or the prequel to Hot in Cleveland.
Crossweird
12-01-2011, 08:50 PM
Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground.
Note to self: When in Texas, hide evidence in murky water.
Crossweird
12-02-2011, 02:56 AM
Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground.
(the Humble PD consists entirely of cats and mogwai)
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