What do you want for christmas?

[keithy_19]

The holidays are fast approaching and people have already started doing their christmas shopping. So what's some stuff you want?

[A.J.]

Jihad.

[Jujubees2]

My two front teeth

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHHnn9wfMbF5SiH0b3Q06o2LDBMHovh 89xsADXz9feWv0qhscVyA

[jennysmurf]

Are we talking physical gifts or spiritual? Cause I'd love a Starbucks card with lots of money on it......or World Peace.:unsure:

[Dude!]

Cause I'd love a Starbucks card with lots of money on it......or World Peace.:unsure:

that's a Miss America answer

[KnoxHarrington]

My two front teeth

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHHnn9wfMbF5SiH0b3Q06o2LDBMHovh 89xsADXz9feWv0qhscVyA

Why don't you have a seat right over here

[Kevin]

My two front teeth

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHHnn9wfMbF5SiH0b3Q06o2LDBMHovh 89xsADXz9feWv0qhscVyA

Check your Facebook, Jerry Sandusky just sent you a friend request

[CountryBob]

I want a really good, clean whore. :smoke:

[spoon]

I want a really good, clean whore. :smoke:

don't we all



yet for me, I'd like a new SD GM and coach!

[Kevin]

don't we all



yet for me, I'd like a new SD GM and coach!

I think you have a better chance at the good, clean whore.

[cougarjake13]

universal gift card

[spankyfrank]

Mummy and Daddy to stop fighting :glurps:


Ah just kidding I want a race car!!!

[Jayw]

Will to live.

Or a job will do

[spoon]

Will to live.

Or a job will do

someone needs a tebow hug

[spoon]

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[Chigworthy]

10 million dollars

[furie]

10 million dollars

Good luck Cartman

[PapaBear]

In an unprecedented move, The Virginia ABC stores are actually having a Black Friday sale this year. Hint.. hint...

[jennysmurf]

In an unprecedented move, The Virginia ABC stores are actually having a Black Friday sale this year. Hint.. hint...

You'll get nothing and like it!

[PapaBear]

You'll get nothing and like it!
This is a "wish list". Not a "state the obvious list".

[jennysmurf]

This is a "wish list". Not a "state the obvious list".

Well, if you'd work on your sweet talking a bit, you might get something.

[PapaBear]

Well, if you'd work on your sweet talking a bit, you might get something.
Get me likker'd up first. See my first post.

[spoon]

nah fuck him!

[jennysmurf]

nah fuck him!

I'd love to, but he's been so distant lately.

[spoon]

i would like a booty mark

[spoon]

I'd love to, but he's been so distant lately.

hey oh!

someone is on their way to divorce #7!

cheers you two!

:drunk:

[jennysmurf]

i would like a booty mark

You and this Mark guy have got to work this out, it's changing you.

[PapaBear]

hey oh!

someone is on their way to divorce #7!

cheers you two!

:drunk:
In my experience, marriage leads to getting fucked, and fucking leads to marriage.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljca8uiZeQ1qz52aho1_400.jpg

[spoon]

In my experience, marriage leads to getting fucked, and fucking leads to marriage.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljca8uiZeQ1qz52aho1_400.jpg

i want that attack dog bike!

[spoon]

You and this Mark guy have got to work this out, it's changing you.

nothing changes me

not even hayseeds on my salad

[disneyspy]

nothing changes me

not even hayseeds on my salad

how much do you enjoy it when they toss it?


just curious

[spoon]

how much do you enjoy it when they toss it?


just curious

lots

jayseed

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[Kevin]

i would like a booty mark

Would you settle for Marc's booty?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3345&size=1

[spoon]

no c, k

[weekapaugjz]

a big bag of pot.

[spoon]

you are a big bag of pot

[weekapaugjz]

i wish.

[cougarjake13]

blowjob and titty fuck

[Kevin]

blowjob and titty fuck

Im sure Keithy is free...

[cougarjake13]

Im sure Keithy is free...

nah too young


















and too masculine

[Kevin]

and too masculine

I think that's the first time someone has ever said that about Keithy.

[StanUpshaw]

I want for Christmas to not come a month after Thanksgiving. People are still going to still be pissed off at me by then.

[IamFogHat]

Ok, I'll be the fag who makes Keithy happy, I want a golf club, Walking Dead book 7, and Sims 3.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I want Christmas to go away for a few years. This shit is getting old.

[keithy_19]

I'd love to, but he's been so distant lately.

:down:

[jennysmurf]

:down:

PapaBear's too hard to quit. He's like heroin, only more bearish.

[PapaBear]

PapaBear's too hard to quit. He's like heroin, only more bearish.
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2010/11/11/13/sez-coke-bear-415-1289501011-14.jpg

This is what I looked like in the late 90's.

[spoon]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2010/11/11/13/sez-coke-bear-415-1289501011-14.jpg

This is what I looked like in the late 90's.

don't sell yourself short, just add some grey and I see the resemblance to your avatar right now!

[PapaBear]

don't sell yourself short, just add some grey and I see the resemblance to your avatar right now!
That was kinda the point.

[spoon]

That was kinda the point.

I'm hoping for your sake you weren't that GOD awful ugly back 20 years ago!

:innocent:

[PapaBear]

I'm hoping for your sake you weren't that GOD awful ugly back 20 years ago!

:innocent:
I'm hoping for your sake you don't think the late 90's was 20 years ago. This might explain your problems with the points spreads.

[spoon]

ha, you know what I mean rocky dennis!

[hanso]

Big Koozie ... Large opening
for easy loading. Exclusive hard molded bottom. Watertight main compartment.

[A.J.]

My bar to be open. Last night it was closed and I was bored to tears.

[spoon]

Big Koozie ... Large opening
for easy loading. Exclusive hard molded bottom. Watertight main compartment.

I think I found your present!

http://www.ghettoredhot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/get-it-girl.gif

[cougarjake13]

I want for Christmas to not come a month after Thanksgiving. People are still going to still be pissed off at me by then.

agreed


spread this shit out

[A.J.]

I want for Christmas to not come a month after Thanksgiving. People are still going to still be pissed off at me by then.

agreed


spread this shit out

We have no choice. Jesus' birthday is on December 25th. It's in the Bible!

[OGC]

Do you think Fez would appreciate one of these for Christmas ?


http://i.imgur.com/r0R56.png

[OGC]

I mean the Snuggie, not the twink.