Conspiracy Theories

[CountryBob]

I get aggravated when I hear conspiracy theroists try to prove their point but I wonder if it is just my lack of information on a subject to make a decision. So, if you want to try, I welcome the best ammo you have to try to convince me of your conspiracy theory.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The one I laugh at is that Bush knocked down the towers. If hes such a retard how could he devise plan and execute something like that?

[Kevin]

The one I laugh at is that Bush knocked down the towers. If hes such a retard how could he devise plan and execute something like that?

I'd say if it was done it was Chaney

[KnoxHarrington]

All I know is that if the conspiracy theory doesn't lead to the Lizard People, it's full of shit and an attempt to lie to you and confuse you.

Wake up sheeple!

[Crash]

All I know is that if the conspiracy theory doesn't lead to the Lizard People, it's full of shit and an attempt to lie to you and confuse you.

Wake up sheeple!

KnokHarrington is a board character created by David Icke.

[Crash]

I can't think of one conspiracy theory I believe, but I fucking love them anyway. Every single one. New World Orders, the moon landing, the Montauk Project, all of this stuff is a guilty pleasure of mine. The weirder the better.

And yes, the earth is hollow. There are doors at the polar caps. There are Vril and flying saucers inside. Go ahead, prove me wrong! :wink:

[Furtherman]

I hear god sent us Irene because Washington doesn't listen.

[disneyspy]

according to some posters here,fez is just fine and we're a bunch of rubes

[disneyspy]

some posters here think those crack on fez calls aren't hack and stupid,that ron takes those red state calls not because those callers flood the lines but because it's a bit and think lady trucker is the funniest damn redneck this side of the mississip

[sailor]

Apparently Corey's mother has a humongous cunt.

[harvey_birdman]

some posters here think those crack on fez calls aren't hack and stupid,that ron takes those red state calls not because those callers flood the lines but because it's a bit and think lady trucker is the funniest damn redneck this side of the mississip

Which side of the Mississipp is Lady Trucker on?

[Snoogans]

my favorite one is the JFK jr one. that hilary and GW Bush were seen moping around his plane at the airport before it left. im sure hilary was the one who actually wired the bottom


I do however have my own conspiracy about something and it is INFALLIBLE. It is the great MLB baseball conspiracy where they sneak base hits into guys stats that didnt actually happen. Me and Kevin uncovered this one

Examples - Adrian Gonzalez went 1 for 4 for like 14 games in arow and was still hitting 350
Derek Jeter is listed as hitting like 295 right now. BULLSHIT
Jacoby Ellsbury has 23 HRs.
Im sure there are many others, Brett Gardner.

[StanUpshaw]

my favorite one is the JFK jr one. that hilary and GW Bush were seen moping around his plane at the airport before it left. im sure hilary was the one who actually wired the bottom


I do however have my own conspiracy about something and it is INFALLIBLE. It is the great MLB baseball conspiracy where they sneak base hits into guys stats that didnt actually happen. Me and Kevin uncovered this one

Examples - Adrian Gonzalez went 1 for 4 for like 14 games in arow and was still hitting 350
Derek Jeter is listed as hitting like 295 right now. BULLSHIT
Jacoby Ellsbury has 23 HRs.
Im sure there are many others, Brett Gardner.

I'm sure it can't be hard to go back and tally up the boxscores. You could prove this one tonight!

[Snoogans]

I'm sure it can't be hard to go back and tally up the boxscores. You could prove this one tonight!

but see, if MLB was really good at this, they would go put the hits in the box scores. the only way to know they didnt have those hits was to watch every AB. and that would explain why MLB is media nazis and pulls everything from everywhere except their own site. Cause then we would know

[StanUpshaw]

but see, if MLB was really good at this, they would go put the hits in the box scores. the only way to know they didnt have those hits was to watch every AB. and that would explain why MLB is media nazis and pulls everything from everywhere except their own site. Cause then we would know

What about the ENORMOUS fantasy market? Surely if there was manipulation, they'd know about it and be shrieking. Those fuckos know every game inside out.

[Snoogans]

What about the ENORMOUS fantasy market? Surely if there was manipulation, they'd know about it and be shrieking. Those fuckos know every game inside out.

but again, they dont see every game. the manipulation wouldnt be known. All they see is oh, this guy was 2 for 5. they dont know he was really like 0 for 4 and they just change shit to hits from errors and sneak in ABs. YEARS this has been going on. YEARS.

the fantasy people know, but why would they ruin it? They get to waste late picks on guys who MLB is gonna add 75 points to their avg. Thats a huge steal. So they keep it hush hush

[StanUpshaw]

Shit. This goes deeper than I figured.

[Snoogans]

YEARS. I bet Jeter is a lifetime 260 hitter and gonzalez is probably a BUM. esp since NO ONE saw anything he did in SD

[Lenny]

I get aggravated when I hear conspiracy theroists try to prove their point but I wonder if it is just my lack of information on a subject to make a decision. So, if you want to try, I welcome the best ammo you have to try to convince me of your conspiracy theory.

Forget about everything you've ever heard about Fez.... Bob....Fez IS an Alien.

The truth is just a click away!!! (http://www.thirdtierboard.com/forums/showthread.php?3660-chuckwagoncook-s-quot-Fez-is-an-alien-quot-thread)

[PapaBear]

Forget about everything you've ever heard about Fez.... Bob....Fez IS an Alien.

The truth is just a click away!!! (http://www.thirdtierboard.com/forums/showthread.php?3660-chuckwagoncook-s-quot-Fez-is-an-alien-quot-thread)
HA!!!

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Looks like spam isn't exclusive to rf.net!

[Lenny]

HA!!!

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Looks like spam isn't exclusive to rf.net!

Conspiracy Theorists believe that at one time there was at least 8 people that actually posted there.

[keithy_19]

I just watched something about Pat Tillman though I wasn't really paying much attention. Besides, the code pink lady was wearing a fucking crown like thing at the hearing and I felt the need to turn it off because of that.

[hanso]

There is a tv show "Conspiracy?"Might be on demand.

[Chigworthy]

I'd say if it was done it was Chaney

Who the fuck is that bitch?

[StanUpshaw]

Who the fuck is that bitch?

Wolfman. I think he might be related to the lizardmen.

[keithy_19]

I think South Park nailed the true story of what happened on 9/11.

[cougarjake13]

I think South Park nailed the true story of what happened on 9/11.

dont remember the episode


what was it ??

[PapaBear]

dont remember the episode


what was it ??
The conspiracy theories were all created by the government. In the end, they ask who really was responsible for 9/11, and they said "A bunch of pissed off Muslims" (or something like that).

[keithy_19]

The conspiracy theories were all created by the government. In the end, they ask who really was responsible for 9/11, and they said "A bunch of pissed off Muslims" (or something like that).

The government had the conspiracy so they could keep America afraid, but it was actually started by Stan who made up the conspiracy to protect himself after leaving a duke in the urinal.

But the quote PapaBear put is how the show ends I believe.

As for 9/11 conspiracy people I would love to kick one of them in the mouth.

[Space Frog]

If it is in print then it is not a conspiracy, it is a misdirect intending to cause confusion. Just study some of the frustration that Sam Clemens had in attempting to write the truth about certain individuals. If he couldn't tell the truth, then the schmucks claiming they can are only misdirecting.

[cougarjake13]

ah yeh i remember the episode now

[S0S]

US citizens did land on the moon.

[cougarjake13]

Allegedly

[hanso]

Did a 'not' go missing?



The Blowhard is a time traveler.

[PapaBear]

:unsure:

[Chigworthy]

US citizens did land on the moon.

Let's see the birth certificates first.

[PapaBear]

Let's see the birth certificates first.
I work with a Bulgarian dude who saw that "documentary" about how the moon landing was faked. Of course, all he can remember about it was the wind blown flag thing. So, I ask him how we faked it six fucking times? Why would the Russians have let us get away with the lies, when they would have easily been able expose us. Then he admits he had no idea there was more than one moon landing, but he still insists it never happened.

[Chigworthy]

I work with a Bulgarian dude who saw that "documentary" about how the moon landing was faked. Of course, all he can remember about it was the wind blown flag thing. So, I ask him how we faked it six fucking times? Why would the Russians have let us get away with the lies, when they would have easily been able expose us. Then he admits he had no idea there was more than one moon landing, but he still insists it never happened.

Life is way more exciting that way, plus if you feign a lack of control in your life, you don't have to take out the trash or do dishes as often.

[PapaBear]

Life is way more exciting that way, plus if you feign a lack of control in your life, you don't have to take out the trash or do dishes as often.
Add to that, the fact that this guy hates everything about America.

[StanUpshaw]

Add to that, the fact that this guy hates everything about America.

That doesn't make you a bad person

[jennysmurf]

Add to that, the fact that this guy hates everything about America.

I hope you told him that if he didn't like America, he could get out.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRS4PAzKgf51K90Zn5OFhUGQc_eV-ZrFImxS6svZ1CkZpXSXIf9lgqL4VGe

[IamFogHat]

I hope you told him that if he didn't like America, he could get out.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRS4PAzKgf51K90Zn5OFhUGQc_eV-ZrFImxS6svZ1CkZpXSXIf9lgqL4VGe

:laugh:

[hanso]

If the moonshot was fake what was the upside?

[cougarjake13]

Money