View Full Version : Jani Lane... DEAD! (Snacks: DON'T CALL YOUR MOM THIS TIME)
Tenbatsuzen
08-11-2011, 07:38 PM
Jani Lane... DEAD!
I guess Heaven wasn't too far away.
Snacks
08-11-2011, 07:43 PM
ok you got me to laugh
Dont think my mom would care! lol
Drug overdose?
Judge Smails
08-11-2011, 07:50 PM
Drug overdose?
Ate some expired cherry pie.
Tenbatsuzen
08-11-2011, 07:58 PM
Ate some expired cherry pie.
Body will be interred under Uncle Tom's Cabin
fezident
08-12-2011, 01:42 AM
Great. Now we'll NEVER find out who put the bodies in the wishing well.
I wonder if he saw red before he died.
cougarjake13
08-12-2011, 05:52 AM
http://www.cbs8.com/story/15256195/jani-lane-lead-singer-of-warrant-dead-at-47
Earlshog
08-12-2011, 05:54 AM
Guess now we know where the down boys go...
WRESTLINGFAN
08-12-2011, 07:20 AM
Will he be laid in a bed of roses ?
Tenbatsuzen
08-12-2011, 07:40 AM
Will he be laid in a bed of roses ?
?????
That's like me saying with all the drugs Jani was taking, he was literally Heading for a Heartbreak.
fezident
08-12-2011, 08:06 AM
I guess god needed a key-change.
His real name was John Kennedy Oswald. Maybe his parents were inspired by Abraham Lincoln Booth.
cougarjake13
08-12-2011, 09:02 AM
Ate some expired cherry pie.
i thought it was the bitter pill
fezident
08-12-2011, 10:01 AM
He's in a better place now. He had blind faith.
Earlshog
08-12-2011, 10:25 AM
I wonder if he saw red before he died.
more like seeing dead...
fezident
08-12-2011, 01:26 PM
They should put his ashes in Ragu jar.
(now THAT'S a muthafuckin' Warrant joke!)
furie
08-12-2011, 06:11 PM
updated information; he was found at the bottom of the wishing well outside of his Uncle Tom's Cabin.
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