Pop Culture Execution Chamber

[Chigworthy]

Bring any saying, fashion trend, "art", etc. that you can longer take being douche chilled by, and murder it here.



I take the usage of the word "bitches" as a term of endearment for friends, and smash it's skull in with a cinder block. Someone please have flowers sent to Joe Rogan and Kevin Smith.

[JimBeam]

To go along with yours I'd like to add any version of the word.

Biatch, biotch, etc ...

[realmenhatelife]

Criticism/comment as entertainment. Eat a dick twitter, there is no value or ingenuity in inventing more and more profane and elaborate ways to shit on someone attempting something creative.

[CountryBob]

Kevin Smith's "Have a week" ending to his Smodcast - makes me want to smash my car so the Sirius player will quit working.

[Squeezix_Wing]

Jerseylicious, Jersey Shore, Jersey Housewives, blah di blah. Everybody here is a vapid douchebag. We get it. The concept was old two years ago.

Take the Jersey show concept out to the Turnpike, blindfold it, and set it loose on the median.

[Furtherman]

Popped collars.


Execute them twice, bring them back to life, then kill again.

[Chigworthy]

At least Furtherman has the decency to kill his item. Everyone else is just dropping these things off, expecting me to do all the killing.

[Furtherman]

Flat brimmed baseball hats.


Drown 'em, burn 'em, then power-hose their ashes into oblivion.

[RoseBlood]

Not necessarily pop culture, moreso words/phrases I want to kill:

"hubby", "preggers" and "my chick"

Slice it's neck open and feed its voice box to the wolves.

[JimBeam]

Flat brimmed baseball hats.


Drown 'em, burn 'em, then power-hose their ashes into oblivion.

You're on a roll. I dig it.

[Squeezix_Wing]

Texting, weaving, driver-girl/guy.

Kill yourself but please don't kill me.

Drive directly into an active volcano.

[Chigworthy]

Zooey Deshanel's singing.

Record over all the master tapes. With a flamethrower.

[StanUpshaw]

Really? Really? Did you seriously just record over my master tapes? Really?

[StanUpshaw]

Also this: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=58810

Yes, bacon is good. It goes without saying. Just eat your bacon and shut the fuck up.

[Devo37]

Hipster fashion and facial hair. it's not 'ironic', you just look like a douche, moron!


p.s. x2 on the flat-brimmed baseball hats (especially if the stickers are still attached).

[Chigworthy]

Also this: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=58810

Yes, bacon is good. It goes without saying. Just eat your bacon and shut the fuck up.

I take it you don't have yourself a nice hipster bacon tattoo.
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn92/onelescar/bacon.jpg

Couple that with this:
http://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/37jsqloFrpz98uvfBGPf802Io1_500.jpg

...and you've got yourself a real hip thing goin on.

[Judge Smails]

People who constantly use the phrase: "Wassssssuuuuuppppppp!!!!!"

This whole fucking Pet Rock craze.

And most of all - these douches who tie onions to their belts.

I would kill them all by forcibly inserting a toilet plunger handle into their anuses until their colons were perforated and they died of acute peritonitis.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Hipsters
Bullying
Transgenders
Justin Bieber
Kim Kardashians Ass
Auto Tune
Smart Phones
Twitter

[disneyspy]

flash mobs-take your stupid hack shit to someplace were you fucks dont clog an already crowded place and dance your stupid glee asses off a fucking cliff into a volcano of aids and then die,you fucks

[Chigworthy]

Kids these days. With their puffy hair, crooked baseball hats riding high on their head like they are 6 years old. The tight jeans. The rebirth of fluorescent colors on clothing. Those fuckers can skate on a longboard straight into rusty cement mixer. Little do they know, just before their ill-fated ride, I coated the inside of the drum with floor adhesive, broken bottles, and beartraps dipped in syphilitic excrement.

[keithy_19]

Anyone who calls themself a hippy. It wasn't cool then and it's not cool now.

Zooey Deshanel's singing.

Record over all the master tapes. With a flamethrower.

She can't sing if she's blowing me...jus' sayin'.

[Dude!]

blogs...
just keep your stupid thoughts
to yourself, fools

[keithy_19]

blogs...
just keep your stupid thoughts
to yourself, fools

I hate you so much. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

[spoon]

People who constantly use the phrase: "Wassssssuuuuuppppppp!!!!!"

This whole fucking Pet Rock craze.

And most of all - these douches who tie onions to their belts.

I would kill them all by forcibly inserting a toilet plunger handle into their anuses until their colons were perforated and they died of acute peritonitis.

Thanks for the update from 1989. And what the hell is with the onion belts?! I never heard of such an act.

[spoon]

Hipsters
Bullying
Transgenders
Justin Bieber
Kim Kardashians Ass
Auto Tune
Smart Phones
Twitter

Pretty solid list. Now just add keithy and we can close the thread.

[keithy_19]

Pretty solid list. Now just add keithy and we can close the thread.

I feel oddly honored to be a part of pop culture. I had no idea.

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, did we just rip off Burn and Rot in Hell?

[disneyspy]

Thanks for the update from 1989. And what the hell is with the onion belts?! I never heard of such an act.
anyone that doesnt get a solid simpson's reference can kisssss my ballsssssss
Wait, did we just rip off Burn and Rot in Hell?

burn and rot in hell can rot then burn in hell with aids,little nancys

[A.J.]

Any reality show. I think the lack of attention would be enough to drive these losers toward suicide.

[KC2OSO]

Disassociated wandering heads-down Blackberry email reader person.

Step in shit, slip and fall, bust your head open.

[cougarjake13]

every show that ends popping up with its facebook, twitter bullshizz

[Chigworthy]

Disassociated wandering heads-down Blackberry email reader person.

Step in shit, slip and fall, bust your head open.

So that the shit gets in the open head wound? That's pretty good.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Fantasy Football

...another useless creation that does nothing to enrich the human experience. Or at least bore the shit out of me.

[spoon]

Fantasy Football

...another useless creation that does nothing to enrich the human experience. Or at least bore the shit out of me.

Watch your fucking mouth!

That shit has won me a LOT of dough!!! I consider that a great enRICHment of my life at least. I'm a 3 time champ in the KFFL, only back to back title holder! Caaaaa CHING!

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Don't care one bit.

[cougarjake13]

Fantasy Football

...another useless creation that does nothing to enrich the human experience. Or at least bore the shit out of me.



totally disagree



useless ? its created more fans for the nfl then had it not existed

and as spoon mentioned .... the gambling aspect




and if you wanna be honest we as humans do a ton of shit that doesnt enrich the human experience ... are you gonna list them all ?

[IamFogHat]

Thanks for the update from 1989. And what the hell is with the onion belts?! I never heard of such an act.

It was a style at the time
http://idata.over-blog.com/2/61/40/32/personnage/Abraham-Simpson/Abraham-Simpson--2-.gif

[spoon]

yah i obviously don't remember that ep, haven't watched in over a decade (wow, how many shows can you even say that about)

I stand by my claim that smails is dspy ancient

[disneyspy]

yah i obviously don't remember that ep, haven't watched in over a decade (wow, how many shows can you even say that about)

I stand by my claim that smails is dspy ancient

please,like anyone could be that fuckin old

[JimBeam]

The " wassssssssssssssup " thing is still too common so I agree that it should be killed along w/ anybody so bold ( ??? ) as to use it.

[JimBeam]

I anticipate getting shit for this but I don't care.

The iPhone.

I don't need my phone to be the same instrument which I use to listen to music. I also don't need an app that I can use as a level because if I really need that I'd use an old fashioned one.

Fuck the iPhone and all the lemmings that follow it.

In the interests of full disclosure I do have a BlackBerry but I do not let it obsess me.

[StanUpshaw]

Fuck the Apple cult...I'm with you there.

But complaining about an invention that does too much stuff is beyond retarded. It's something an old person would say. One of those old people who is so old you don't even argue with them, you just put on a patronizing voice and say "I know what you mean, Constance."

[Enabler]

Anybody who tells me Daniel Tosh is "soooooooo funny" needs to die. Nothing clever, just 2 bullets to the brain. And if they somehow survive in a vegetative state, their feeding tubes should be swapped with their colostomy tubes until all brain function has ceased.

[Chigworthy]

Fans of "art", mainly anyone who likes stencil graffiti:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/SsXxIOmNIvI/AAAAAAAABS4/HsMYQvVCca4/banksy-graffiti-street-art-thug-for-life.jpg

..or thinly-filtered "iconic images":
http://www.bathroomwall.co.uk/store/images/medium/t-shirts/bw-tbsanq-325x325.jpg

...and while we're at it, anyone who doesn't like country music, but say they really like Johnny Cash.


All these people, tell them that Banksy "did a piece" on the roof of the Burj Khalifa and it's only 40 bucks to view it. Giant spring-loaded hand slaps them off the building, and freefall 2700 feet into a nice debris box filled with pit bulls and barb wire. Boom, life on earth is better.

[Snacks]

Not necessarily pop culture, moreso words/phrases I want to kill:

"hubby", "preggers" and "my chick"

Slice it's neck open and feed its voice box to the wolves.

That has always annoyed me and it always seems to be said by white trash guys. How about just saying my wife or my girlfriend? Its right up there with "My old lady"... fucking white trash losers.

[JimBeam]

Fuck the Apple cult...I'm with you there.

But complaining about an invention that does too much stuff is beyond retarded. It's something an old person would say. One of those old people who is so old you don't even argue with them, you just put on a patronizing voice and say "I know what you mean, Constance."

I'm not saying it's not technologically advanced but I personally have no problem with having an iPod, for music, and a BlackBerry for a phone.

I don't need them to be one and the same.

I never needed my refrigerator to also be my stove. Would that be a great space saving invention, yes of couse, but also unnecessary.

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle also awesome, thanks to Kramer, but again maybe a tad not that important.

[Dude!]

Originally Posted by RoseBlood
Not necessarily pop culture, moreso words/phrases I want to kill:

"hubby", "preggers" and "my chick"

That has always annoyed me and it always seems to be said by white trash guys. How about just saying my wife or my girlfriend? Its right up there with "My old lady"... fucking white trash losers.

# 1 offender on 'my chick':
Ron Bennington

and it is totally white trash

[disneyspy]

i dont know how saying "my chick" is pop culture since i've been using it for about 20 years after hearing ron b. use it on the radio,i don't see it as being "white trash",i see it as endearing and a cool thing to call your chick instead of some lazy "proper" form of speech

[realmenhatelife]

i dont know how saying "my chick" is pop culture since i've been using it for about 20 years after hearing ron b. use it on the radio,i don't see it as being "white trash",i see it as endearing and a cool thing to call your chick instead of some lazy "proper" form of speech

I find it really annoying too. Saying "my chick" sometimes just sounds like how a normal person talks. Patholigically avoiding the word 'wife' makes it sound like you're trying to be cool. I've always considered there might be some level of protection he's going for, like how he really keeps his personal life seperate from his show character and 'chick' is more anonymous than 'wife,' but still I think he sounds like a dildo when he says it.


And I like graffitti.

[disneyspy]

i'm not going to call the female i date regularly my girlfriend since shes in her 30s and when we if we get married i dont plan to call her my girlfriend until shes in her 60s,until then she'll be my chick if i'm talking to friends "my wife" if i'm introducing her to strangers or a boss or judge or insane asylum coordinator

[CountryBob]

Fantasy Football

...another useless creation that does nothing to enrich the human experience. Or at least bore the shit out of me.

Your crazy! Love the fantasy football - I won second place last year to the tune of $750 smackeroos!

[RoseBlood]

i'm not going to call the female i date regularly my girlfriend since shes in her 30s and when we if we get married i dont plan to call her my girlfriend until shes in her 60s,until then she'll be my chick if i'm talking to friends "my wife" if i'm introducing her to strangers or a boss or judge or insane asylum coordinator

To each their own. I just don't like the way it sounds. It's a little like me calling my boyfriend "my dude"... blech!

[disneyspy]

To each their own. I just don't like the way it sounds. It's a little like me calling my boyfriend "my dude"... blech!

you date dude! hahahahahahahaha

[A.J.]

To each their own. I just don't like the way it sounds. It's a little like me calling my boyfriend "my dude"... blech!

Do you like "my fella"?

[RoseBlood]

you date dude! hahahahahahahaha
Hahhahahaa that's funny!
Do you like "my fella"?
nope, "my guy" is less cringeworthy than "my chick", but I still prefer just saying "my boyfriend" or "my husband".

[disneyspy]

Do you like "my fella"?

damn AJ,USELESS WITH OUT A PICTURE OF IT!!

[newport king]

busy Affliction or Tapout shirts on out of shape dudes. Nobody thinks you're an ultimate fighter.

People that have a deep meaning for every tattoo they have. Just say its a design u liked. its not some abstract memorial.

Skinny jeans.

People that have no use for fantasy football. we get it, u either don't understand it or suck at it.

Propane grills. Youre not doing it right.

[newport king]

You know what else really grinds my gears?

You America.

Fuck You.

[Furtherman]

nope, "my guy" is less cringeworthy than "my chick", but I still prefer just saying "my boyfriend" or "my husband".

I prefer "baby", "honey" or "ragtime gal". Usually when I say hello to her.

[A.J.]

I prefer "baby", "honey" or "ragtime gal". Usually when I say hello to her.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z-2Vek30FO0/Si__9scrW2I/AAAAAAAADKw/XSn1WQ1rvzg/s320/frog2.gif

[Earlshog]

Fans of "art", mainly anyone who likes stencil graffiti:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/SsXxIOmNIvI/AAAAAAAABS4/HsMYQvVCca4/banksy-graffiti-street-art-thug-for-life.jpg

..or thinly-filtered "iconic images":
http://www.bathroomwall.co.uk/store/images/medium/t-shirts/bw-tbsanq-325x325.jpg

...and while we're at it, anyone who doesn't like country music, but say they really like Johnny Cash.


All these people, tell them that Banksy "did a piece" on the roof of the Burj Khalifa and it's only 40 bucks to view it. Giant spring-loaded hand slaps them off the building, and freefall 2700 feet into a nice debris box filled with pit bulls and barb wire. Boom, life on earth is better.

So should one lie and say they like country music when they don't or lie and say they don't like Johnny Cash when they do? :help:

[JimBeam]

So should one lie and say they like country music when they don't or lie and say they don't like Johnny Cash when they do? :help:

It's like a chicken/egg thing no ?

Can you like Cash w/o liking country music ?

Can you like MC Hammer w/o liking rap ?

The answer could be that you only like that 1 artist and/or song in which case i guess you don't like it all.

[Snacks]

To each their own. I just don't like the way it sounds. It's a little like me calling my boyfriend "my dude"... blech!

Hahhahahaa that's funny!

nope, "my guy" is less cringeworthy than "my chick", but I still prefer just saying "my boyfriend" or "my husband".

agreed, just say boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife.

[jennysmurf]

Low-hanging jeans, where you can see the guy's boxers/underwear/butt. Never cool, and they have to walk funny to keep them from falling to the ground. They should all be given atomic wedgies until they are split completely in two.

[JimBeam]

Earrings on dudes.

Hasn't that gimmick been done enough by now ?

How could you do that now and not consider yourself a jerkoff ?

Also tatoos on chicks on their pelvis and/or lower back.

Again if you're still getting those now you should hang yourself.

[Earlshog]

Those stick figure families people put on the back window of their cars. They should be T-boned by some drunk college kid in a rented U-Haul.


I just imagine dad out there with a razor blade one Saturday morning when fido kicks the bucket.

[CountryBob]

Maybe its a southern thing but I cant stand it when dealing with the service industry and the women call you "honey" "dear" "sweetheart" etc. They dont know me - I might be an asshole. I'd like to take them out and let Old Yeller bite their teets and give them the Hydrophobie

[Enabler]

planking. seriously. stop it.

http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.7178932.1.fig,lemon,mens,fbfbfb.planked-planking-shirt-v3.jpg

[spoon]

Hahhahahaa that's funny!

nope, "my guy" is less cringeworthy than "my chick", but I still prefer just saying "my boyfriend" or "my husband".

I think this simply sums up the different way men and women view their relationships. I too like "my chick", as it's quick and kind of cute. I guess it depends on the tone or connotation as I can see it being used to be a dick, but here it's clearly a goofy term of endearment. Dspy is wrong in using it though bc he's confusing the gender of his dates.

[spoon]

Do you like "my fella"?

sounds like you're talking to a dog

"what's up lil fella?"

[disneyspy]

I think this simply sums up the different way men and women view their relationships. I too like "my chick", as it's quick and kind of cute. I guess it depends on the tone or connotation as I can see it being used to be a dick, but here it's clearly a goofy term of endearment. Dspy is wrong in using it though bc he's confusing the gender of his dates.

you fuck

[spoon]

busy Affliction or Tapout shirts on out of shape dudes. Nobody thinks you're an ultimate fighter.

People that have a deep meaning for every tattoo they have. Just say its a design u liked. its not some abstract memorial.

Skinny jeans.

People that have no use for fantasy football. we get it, u either don't understand it or suck at it.

Propane grills. Youre not doing it right.

Agree on everything here but propane grills...yep, I'm lazy.

Oh and you should have just stopped at shirts, no need for the qualifier "out of shape dudes". Those shirts are fucking atrocious.

[spoon]

Those stick figure families people put on the back window of their cars. They should be T-boned by some drunk college kid in a rented U-Haul.


I just imagine dad out there with a razor blade one Saturday morning when fido kicks the bucket.

I HATE THOSE THINGS! Oh look, this family fucked at least 3 times and has 3 dogs!

[StanUpshaw]

To each their own. I just don't like the way it sounds. It's a little like me calling my boyfriend "my dude"... blech!

Women could get away with calling the man their "partner."


A man could never call a woman a partner, as it would lead people to believe it's a gay relationship and the woman is really a tranny or something.

[cougarjake13]

I HATE THOSE THINGS! Oh look, this family fucked at least 3 times and has 3 dogs!

you fuck


i think the same thing

[spoon]

Women could get away with calling the man their "partner."


A man could never call a woman a partner, as it would lead people to believe it's a gay relationship and the woman is really a tranny or something.

but but, cougarjake IS your "partner"

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Grown men who collect action figures or comic books or love professional wrestling. Grow up. There's a reason you all can't get laid.

[keithy_19]

Grown men who collect action figures or comic books or love professional wrestling. Grow up. There's a reason you all can't get laid.

I don't do any of those things...:glurps:

[spoon]

I don't do any of those things...:glurps:

you are the comic book

[A.J.]

Those stick figure families people put on the back window of their cars. They should be T-boned by some drunk college kid in a rented U-Haul.


I just imagine dad out there with a razor blade one Saturday morning when fido kicks the bucket.

Good call. Add to that the cars that have the writing on the windows for the high school sports teams like "Go McLean Soccer!"

[newport king]

Stick Figure familys suck indeed, but the saddest one i've ever seen is on the back of my mom's car. As its just a woman and 2 cats. Way to share with the group mom.

[ozzie]

I think this simply sums up the different way men and women view their relationships. I too like "my chick", as it's quick and kind of cute. I guess it depends on the tone or connotation as I can see it being used to be a dick, but here it's clearly a goofy term of endearment. Dspy is wrong in using it though bc he's confusing the gender of his dates.

"My chick" and I have lived together for 5 years, have a child together, yet are not married.

She's beyond a "girlfriend", and yet not legally a "wife", and don't give me the "common law" crap. Calling her "my wife" implies certificates and rings and shit.

She wears a big ole "engagement ring" (that finally shut her up), but nfw am I calling her "my fiancè" or any pretentious shit like that.

She's just "my chick", but it is no reflection of how much I love her.

[CountryBob]

Those stick figure families people put on the back window of their cars. They should be T-boned by some drunk college kid in a rented U-Haul.


I just imagine dad out there with a razor blade one Saturday morning when fido kicks the bucket.

I saw a cool one driving to Wilmington the other day - it had the stick figure woman with a green alien holding hands.

[Dude!]

She's just "my chick", but it is no reflection of how much I love her.

it is a reflection
of how much
you respect her

i imagine she would prefer
to hear the word 'wife'

[ozzie]

it is a reflection
of how much
you respect her

i imagine she would prefer
to hear the word 'wife'

She was part of the decision not to get married, so she has no problem not having the "title".

It may happen one day, but neither of us are in any hurry.

[PapaBear]

Anything followed by "mageddon".

[JimBeam]

Anything followed by "mageddon".

I'm thinking you mean along the lines of " armageddon " and " carmageddon " right ?

If so I also add " *gate " ( like Wiener-gate ).

The f-ing hotel was the Watergate Hotel and that's why the scandal has that name.

It's not like the scandal involved " water " and " gate " was added to it.

So saying Spygate is simply ridiculous.

[spoon]

Here we go! What is this angergate?

[StanUpshaw]

Knock it off spoon.

Fuckin trollgate up in here.

[StanUpshaw]

I want to go in the shark cage so bad and have this moment! On my bucket list - :clap:

I really, really hate that this is a Thing now.

[spoon]

Knock it off spoon.

Fuckin trollgate up in here.

MikeyUpshaw?

Stanboy?


AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

People's misuse and over use of the word "surreal".

[Misteriosa]

i said this in the rnf thread today and i feel like it belongs in here too:

i cant stand the term "kabuki theatre" attached to any prolonged political thing. :dry:

[JimBeam]

It's not widespread but people saying " The U " when referring to the University Of Miami was really tiresome this week.

[Dude!]

Suibibre nailed it

[PapaBear]

Anything product called "artisan".

[jennysmurf]

Anything product called "artisan".

You mean like this??

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/300940_242191665833323_223003014418855_745400_5886 1349_n.jpg

:innocent:

[spoon]

http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/tostitos-artisan-fire-roasted-chipotle.gif

[Chigworthy]

"Artisan" basically means "we've added a new combination of chemicals to our extruded corn-pap product and the guys down in imaging say the best way to trick you into thinking it is delicious is to act like it is rustic and handmade by ethnic people."

[A.J.]

"Artisan" is the same as "gourmet". Overpriced, under-portioned crap.

[spoon]

"Artisan" is the same as "gourmet". Overpriced, under-portioned crap.

I see a marketing campaign!


mm mmm good overpriced, under-portioned crap to help YOU lose weight fat ass!