Least favorite readily available beer

[keithy_19]

I go with Corona and Heineken. I'll take Heineken over Corona if I have to (which I did at a New Years Eve party a few years back) but I never find myself ever wanting to drink these beers.

[Furtherman]

Stella.




STELLLLLLLAAAA!!!!!

[keithy_19]

Stella.




STELLLLLLLAAAA!!!!!

I bought a girl at a bar some Stella over the weekend. She wanted it and I wanted her and in the end she was a lesbian. So, ya know, good time.

[Furtherman]

Crap beer for a crap situation. But every bar carries it, so it's available.

[keithy_19]

Crap beer for a crap situation. But every bar carries it, so it's available.

That they do. The bar I was at has three taps (Coors Light, Yuengling, and Budweiser). But they have Stella in a bottle and I think they also have Corona.

I mean, when it comes down to it, I'll drink pretty much whatever if it's all that's available and the situation calls for some alcohol tinged splendor. I've never had Stella but it just seems like something I wouldn't like. Who knows?

[Snoogans]

dont be heatin on stella

[JimBeam]

I go with Corona and Heineken. I'll take Heineken over Corona if I have to (which I did at a New Years Eve party a few years back) but I never find myself ever wanting to drink these beers.

2 good choices although I'd reverse them in order of " settling ".

I'd drink Corona first and Heineken second.

I do not care for Budweiser or Miller Lite.

[Space Edge]

Budweiser, Bud Light and Coors Light. All of it is piss water.

[Doom Penis]

Rolling Rock and Coors Light. But that's what our favorite bar gives us for free when our band plays there, so you know how that goes.

[sailor]

Bud

[keithy_19]

2 good choices although I'd reverse them in order of " settling ".

I'd drink Corona first and Heineken second.

I do not care for Budweiser or Miller Lite.

I'd take MGD or High Life over Budweiser any day.

[keithy_19]

Rolling Rock and Coors Light. But that's what our favorite bar gives us for free when our band plays there, so you know how that goes.

You kindly order a diet coke?

[Chigworthy]

Pretty much all the corn/rice beers are not good, but if I have to, I'll go with a Coors Light.

[Doom Penis]

You kindly order a diet coke?



Drop an amp and puke on the curb.

[Doom Penis]

Is bud that bad? Maybe it was just instilled in me when I was but a pup but Bud equalled your fathers love. He also holds shares in the company so I try to help the old man out.

[keithy_19]

Is bud that bad? Maybe it was just instilled in me when I was but a pup but Bud equalled your fathers love. He also holds shares in the company so I try to help the old man out.

I enjoy Bud. But I enjoy Miller more. But I agree that I don't get the hate for Bud.

[sailor]

Is bud that bad? Maybe it was just instilled in me when I was but a pup but Bud equalled your fathers love. He also holds shares in the company so I try to help the old man out.

My dad always drank bud. It's vile.

[keithy_19]

My dad always drank bud. It's vile.

But gets the job done. Amirite?

[JPMNICK]

Coors Light, Heneiken, Guiness

[PapaBear]

Coors. Sorry, Bandit.

[KC2OSO]

dont be heatin on stella
have to agree.

Stella is a well brewed beer imho - goes great with food for me. I usually have wine, water, or soda with dinner but a Stella sits nice as well.

Rolling Rock tends to satisfy least lately. I see it everywhere, even added it to my "build your own six pack" today but ehheh. I liken it to a Mickey's big mouth.

[PapaBear]

Rolling Rock tends to satisfy least lately. I see it everywhere, even added it to my "build your own six pack" today but ehheh. I liken it to a Mickey's big mouth.
I know people will say it's just my imagination, but I blame it on the sale of RR to Anheuser Busch.

Oh, and I can't stand anything "Ice".

[KC2OSO]

I know people will say it's just my imagination, but I blame it on the sale of RR to Anheuser Busch.

Oh, and I can't stand anything "Ice".

I don't think it's your imagination at all. RR seems to have changed somehow in the past few years...

so who owns RR these days? The Inbev site (listing the US as the last country in the list of countries) doesn't seem to show ownership of RR.

... and then there's the (merger) Inbev / Anheuser Busch.. but i'm pretty confident Bud has stayed exactly as it has been for years - the Chevrolet of beers. It ain't no Duvel or Chimay but it's ok.

can't get my head around the Ice thing either but I'm not a brew meister.

[PapaBear]

Since RR is owned by Anheuser, and Anheuser is owned by Inbev, I'd think it's just buried in there somewhere.

[Bob Impact]

Coors, then Bud.

I have an affinity for RR because it was the first beer I was able to get my hands on with any regularity.

Now I won't drink anything lesser than MacCallan 10 year so my opinion on beer is essentially useless.

[Doom Penis]

Something about RR tastes like its already been skunked. Bud Light is bad though, ill give you all that.

[PigShitIrish]

Any Budweiser product!

[Chigworthy]

Did my expert reply to three posts from this morning get deleted or did I just space off and not post it?

[disneyspy]

Did my expert reply to three posts from this morning get deleted or did I just space off and not post it?

i dont see any post removed by so and so,so you must have drank too much readily available beer

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Miller lite
Corona
Bud
Natty
Keystone

...I'd rather drink from a septic tank.

:thumbdown: :flush:

[sailor]

Did my expert reply to three posts from this morning get deleted or did I just space off and not post it?

What were it?

[furie]

Coors Light

[Chigworthy]

What were it?

So fucking brilliant it was.

Basically, when RR was bought out, the entire production was moved from Latrobe brewery to a modern facility in Jersey.

Also, RR tastes skunked because it is; green and clear glass let in shitty UV rays which skunks the beer as it sits on shelves.

And Bob Impact is a fancy man. Not like us, who I like to call "Joe and Mary Six-pack."

[underdog]

I try to stay away from a lot of the god awful readily available beers, so my fall back was always Blue Moon, but it's fucking horrendous now. But bars will just throw it in as some sort of wheat beer, like it's good and it's terrible now.

[Chigworthy]

.

[PapaBear]

For something made by Coors, it's not too bad. There are far better Wits out there, but they are more expensive. I get their Belgian Pale a lot. It's not an outstanding example of a BPA, but trying to find a DeKoninck in this country is ridiculous and expensive.
You're going to feel really silly when you look at this thread tomorrow, and realize you never posted this.

[underdog]

That used to be my thought, that it wasn't that bad, especially seeing that it is made by Coors. But I feel like it just keeps getting worse.

If I end up at a place with shit on tap at this point, I usually just order hard liquor and then move to a different bar.

[jauble]

Miller lite
Corona
Bud
Natty
Keystone

...I'd rather drink from a septic tank.

:thumbdown: :flush:

Natty Light was the party beer when I was in school. I remember when I went back to visit and the first one I had was so bad.

[JimBeam]

Is bud that bad? Maybe it was just instilled in me when I was but a pup but Bud equalled your fathers love. He also holds shares in the company so I try to help the old man out.

I actually like some of the lesser Budweiser beers more than I do the main one.

I'd drink Busch and/or Natural Light before I drank Budweiser.

There's just something about the taste that bothers me. It's kinda " ashy ". I always invisioned somebody putting a cigarette out in it.

I will give them credit for American Ale. I'm not a big drinker of dark beers but that one's not bad.

As far as green bottles beer go I hate them all. Never had one I liked. Of all of them I guess Heiniken ( sp ?? ) Lite was the most tolerable. This is not to mean I haven't had many a Rolling Rock or Mickeys when it was the only thing there or the cheapest.

[sailor]

Natty Light was the party beer when I was in school. I remember when I went back to visit and the first one I had was so bad.

Natty and American were big party beers in school. We knew they sucked at the time.

[Gutter]

Heineken is fucking awful. its skunked before it even finishes the trip over. I'm sure its better in Holland, but it does not survive being imported.

[Misteriosa]

if im in a huge pinch, i'll drink amstel light.

im very picky and ive never had natty, keystone, or anything else like that. i had pbr once and i almost threw it up.

[Gutter]

if im in a huge pinch, i'll drink amstel light.

im very picky and ive never had natty, keystone, or anything else like that. i had pbr once and i almost threw it up.

I love how everyone used to think PBR tasted like shit until hipsters started drinking it.....and then it got more popular, and you'll actually hear people say, "oh PBR is awesome!" its not.....and if you say that you've been fooled.....by hipsters. Which makes you really dumb.

[Doom Penis]

For the price PBR is good, 75 cents a can? I was in the city once and this bar was givin PBR out for free till midnight. You can't get any cheaper than that.

[Misteriosa]

i'd rather go without. thanks, tho.

[KC2OSO]

i'd rather go without. thanks, tho.
lol yeah I'll pass on that too. I've been to 25 cent beer night but never free beer night. No PBR's for me thanks. :unsure:

The beer store by me has a 'make your own six pack' thingee where you can 'make your own six pack'.

So I picked up a few RR's the other day in my 'make your own six pack' and ::wow:: they are bad. :down:

[Earlshog]

I heart Heineken... Bunch of haters round here... ha-ha... I know it is too bitter for some.


Milwaukee's Best in a can is brutal... Hiller High life is pretty awful as well.

[Doom Penis]

I agree with all these posts except for Bud. Bunch of snobs!!! Are we talkin regular Bud or any of the rest? Cuz anyrhing but the reggs is trash. Bud Lite, Bud 54, Bud Select. No.

[keithy_19]

I heart Heineken... Bunch of haters round here... ha-ha... I know it is too bitter for some.


Milwaukee's Best in a can is brutal... Hiller High life is pretty awful as well.

I don't find Heineken to be bitter. I've had some real bitter beers before (some micro brew) and it's what it is.

And PBRs are what they are. If they're selling them cheap at a bar I'll drink them. Being unemployed makes your tastes change a bit.

[Chigworthy]

I don't find Heineken to be bitter. I've had some real bitter beers before (some micro brew) and it's what it is.

And PBRs are what they are. If they're selling them cheap at a bar I'll drink them. Being unemployed makes your tastes change a bit.

Compared to other piss lagers, heineken is bitter (about 10 more ibu). But compared to an american pale ale or some other nicely hopped ales, it's not bitter at all.

[PapaBear]

I can remember when PBR actually was pretty good bear. But that was when they were their own company.

[LZMan1]

budweiser


YECH! headache in a can/glass/bottle/keg whatever.......that stuff doesn't even qualify as beer.

PBR is awful too. basically all the beers available in the USA that are produced by the "big 3" or whatever the fuck it is now are horrendous with a few exceptions.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Oh my god how could I forget my hatred of Pabst Blue Ribbon and the shit-eating hipsters that drink it.

[Chigworthy]

Oh my god how could I forget my hatred of Pabst Blue Ribbon and the shit-eating hipsters that drink it.

I wonder if that shitty phenomenon is somehow tied to Dennis Hopper's famous line in Blue Velvet. I can't think of any other cause, except maybe for some hipster ironic worship of white trashiness in a condescending manner.

[keithy_19]

I wonder if that shitty phenomenon is somehow tied to Dennis Hopper's famous line in Blue Velvet. I can't think of any other cause, except maybe for some hipster ironic worship of white trashiness in a condescending manner.

I think it has to do with people trying to cling to some sense of youth that they probably never really experienced.

[KC2OSO]

See how it works? Now I have to go get some PBR. Does PBR come with a beret and a fuck it attitude or do I get those elsewhere?

[Misteriosa]

its dangerous to go alone! take this:

http://static.tumblr.com/alzsiwu/CoTldd3x1/moustache.gif

[KC2OSO]

nice. thank you!

[JimBeam]

Milwaukee's Best in a can is brutal... Hiller High life is pretty awful as well.

I lived on The Beast in college and would still drink it before many of the other beers mentioned here.

Miller High Life is good stuff even if their ad campaign annoys the hell out of me.

[Chigworthy]

its dangerous to go alone! take this:

http://static.tumblr.com/alzsiwu/CoTldd3x1/moustache.gif

And this:
http://uncrate.com/p/2007/10/ignighted-fedora.jpg

And this:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417z1XyRbeL.jpg

[TjM]

Doesn't matter to me. I could drink a High Life just as easy as a Pilsner Urqell or Anchor Steam

[Chigworthy]

Doesn't matter to me. I could drink a High Life just as easy as a Pilsner Urqell of Anchor Steam

You'll never be allowed to live in Oregon with that attitude.

[TjM]

You'll never be allowed to live in Oregon with that attitude.

There's always NH or Maine

[TjM]

Christ I drank Genny lager and didn't mind it

[KC2OSO]

Christ I drank Genny lager and didn't mind it
Right on. I had two PBR pints last night out of curiosity and they weren't that bad. Better than RR. I threw my second RR in the garbage

Only problem is that a friend sent me a link to some Ratatat tunes yesterday too. I come to find that Ratatat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcV1PVvbSPc) is neckbeard music but I didn't hate it either.

[TjM]

I threw my second RR in the garbage

.

:glurps:

I love RR

[KC2OSO]

:glurps:

I love RR

Sorree. I used to not mind RR either. Not sure what happened.

[Gutter]

Sorree. I used to not mind RR either. Not sure what happened.

I liked it at first too....then i realized it gives me a maaaassssive hangover.

[Crispy123]

Michelob Ultra. If you order this, you might as well tell the bartender you have a vagina.

[Earlshog]

Michelob Ultra. If you order this, you might as well tell the bartender you have a vagina.

it is horrible.... makes a coors light seem filling...

[keithy_19]

it is horrible.... makes a coors light seem filling...

My ex and I were at a liquor store and she said we should get some. I was in love and pussy whipped and I bought it. Wow, it was/is awful. I still have a bottle sitting in my fridge. So bad.

[JimBeam]

Michelob Ultra. If you order this, you might as well tell the bartender you have a vagina.

Didn't they have some flavored ones a few summers back ?

Like ridiculous ones at that. Something like cactus or some other such sillines.

By the way I don't agree with the 'gina part.

People like what they like to taste, or not taste, so if you like Coors Light, as I do, than that's a preference.

You're not manly or any more cool because you drink some microbrew that tastes like shit.

Drink whatever you want just don't assume masculinity out of it ( unless it's a wine cooler or Zima we're talking about ).

[Doom Penis]

I hate those Miller Lite commercials where if you order anything other than that beer your a Fucking preposterous clown who deserves to be humiliated publicly by a hot bar tender just cuz you don't care if it has the most taste possible? I don't like Miller Lite but who says I need as much flavor as possible in a beer?

[keithy_19]

I hate those Miller Lite commercials where if you order anything other than that beer your a Fucking preposterous clown who deserves to be humiliated publicly by a hot bar tender just cuz you don't care if it has the most taste possible? I don't like Miller Lite but who says I need as much flavor as possible in a beer?

The sad thing is that those hot bartenders that humiliate those guys still get a huge tip from them.

[JimBeam]

I hate those Miller Lite commercials where if you order anything other than that beer your a Fucking preposterous clown who deserves to be humiliated publicly by a hot bar tender just cuz you don't care if it has the most taste possible? I don't like Miller Lite but who says I need as much flavor as possible in a beer?

I mentioned these ads in the " commercials you hate " thread.

Just because she's working on her GED doesn't mean she has to take it out on a customer.

And wouldn't her boss, unless it was a Miller owned bar, not give a shit what beer you bought as long as you bought one and didn't go elsewhere because of a cunty skank ?

[cougarjake13]

i cant drink any of the readily available beers


coors bud miller and those of their kind



only american beer i can drink is sam adams


otherwise its all darker beers that i drink from germany, holland, denmark

[CruelCircus]

i cant drink any of the readily available beers
coors bud miller and those of their kind
only american beer i can drink is sam adams
otherwise its all darker beers that i drink from germany, holland, denmark

I'm very confused by this.

I get the no Bud/Miller/Coors part.
I get liking Sam Adams.
But no other American beers?

Clearly, you like darker lagers, but there are so many other good ones besides Sam.
Brooklyn Lager, Blue Point Toasted, Coney Island... surely down in Tampa you've tried Yuengling?
Cigar City makes some fantastic beers (though they're mostly ales...)
There's tons of tasty bocks, maibocks, and oktoberfests brewed throughout the year, too!

Personally, I prefer ales, but there are great American lagers to be found!

[PapaBear]

I'm very confused by this.

I get the no Bud/Miller/Coors part.
I get liking Sam Adams.
But no other American beers?

Clearly, you like darker lagers, but there are so many other good ones besides Sam.
Brooklyn Lager, Blue Point Toasted, Coney Island... surely down in Tampa you've tried Yuengling?
Cigar City makes some fantastic beers (though they're mostly ales...)
There's tons of tasty bocks, maibocks, and oktoberfests brewed throughout the year, too!

Personally, I prefer ales, but there are great American lagers to be found!

It's about readily available beers. You can't go into a just about any store, anywhere in the country and get most of those beers.

[CruelCircus]

It's about readily available beers. You can't go into a just about any store, anywhere in the country and get most of those beers.

The thread is, but I was responding to CJ's particular personal comment.
I mean, he mentioned that he mostly drinks European beers. It's a tangent.

Besides, he's in Tampa, and Yuengling and Cigar City are both brewed there so for him are readily available.

[Chigworthy]

Even Mexico has decent Vienna Lagers.

[cougarjake13]

I'm very confused by this.

I get the no Bud/Miller/Coors part.
I get liking Sam Adams.
But no other American beers?

Clearly, you like darker lagers, but there are so many other good ones besides Sam.
Brooklyn Lager, Blue Point Toasted, Coney Island... surely down in Tampa you've tried Yuengling?
Cigar City makes some fantastic beers (though they're mostly ales...)
There's tons of tasty bocks, maibocks, and oktoberfests brewed throughout the year, too!

Personally, I prefer ales, but there are great American lagers to be found!



when i was younger and first started drinking i would drink all those readily available staples, bud miller coors

over time i just didnt like the taste anymore and started drinking other beers and the darker lagers won out

tried yuengling and love it ... love oktoberfests as well sams is great, just tried spaten oktoberfest the other day



problem is i dont go out drinkin much so i dont get the opportunity to try new beers and im not gonna waste money on a six pack of a beer i may not like


once in a while i go to world of beer or mr dunderbaks and try out some new beers

[cougarjake13]

The thread is, but I was responding to CJ's particular personal comment.
I mean, he mentioned that he mostly drinks European beers. It's a tangent.

Besides, he's in Tampa, and Yuengling and Cigar City are both brewed there so for him are readily available.

i keep hearing good things about cigar city


one of these days ill try it

[Chigworthy]

Trader Joe's Vienna Lager ain't bad for 4.99 a sixer.