Assemble a better $25 Amazon shopping cart...if you can.

[StanUpshaw]

You task is simple: Assemble a Amazon shopping cart that contains better shit than mine, and that comes closer to that magical figure of $25, and I will buy the order for you.

http://i.imgur.com/2fgCP.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Not for nothing, your cart is closer to 26.

[StanUpshaw]

Listen...I'm not about to compromise my integrity and throw in some fuckin ink refills for a pen that I don't even own just to get over $25.

[underdog]

I have Amazon Prime, so I don't have to worry about $25.

[sailor]

I have Amazon Prime, so I don't have to worry about $25.

it really is the best.

[KnoxHarrington]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/jake_lex/dickjoke.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/jake_lex/dickjoke.jpg

The whole point is to have an order eligible for super saver shipping. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[ihaveabadmonkey]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/jake_lex/dickjoke.jpg

you stole my idea. i had a blow up doll and lube but it was 27 bucks

[KnoxHarrington]

you stole my idea. i had a blow up doll and lube but it was 27 bucks

My Amazon.com home page was very interesting until I removed those items from my browsing history.

[Chigworthy]

RF.net membership: Free
Buying another members shopping cart: $25
Using the newly acquired address to murderrape that member: Priceless.

[Snoogans]

ok seriously? I get why people would wanna buy percs and shit and other drugs that get you high that you need a script for. But why the hell would someone with breast cancer not be able to get a script for breast cancer medicine and need to buy it online?

[Chigworthy]

Snoogs be on dat 'dro.