Flying Bear kills 2 Canadians

[CountryBob]

OTTAWA — Two Canadians died instantly in a freak accident when a car hit a 440-pound black bear and sent the animal flying straight through the windshield of an oncoming vehicle, local media said on Wednesday.

The bear's body hit the 25-year-old driver and a 40-year-old man sitting behind her and then shot out of the back window. The bear also died.

The accident happened on Monday night in a rural area about 25 miles north of the federal capital Ottawa.

"We don't see (this) often, even if we live in the country. Lots of deer, but collisions with a bear and two people died? That's really rare," local police spokesman Martin Fournel told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.

Collisions between vehicles and animals are common in Canada, which has a healthy population of large wild animals such as moose and deer.


Peolpe die from some crazy shit yo

[Crispy123]

When I was stationed in NY my boss used "Canadians" as code for black people.

[StanUpshaw]

Black on black violence?

http://i.imgur.com/ekbfR.gif

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

And here I thought the bear was in the cockpit...not nearly as funny as i envisioned.

[sailor]

When I was stationed in NY my boss used "Canadians" as code for black people.

mars from o&a used the same term. odd.

[cougarjake13]

yeh very misleading


i was at least thinking the bear launched himself

[razorboy]

I suspect this guy.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/119/767/RackMultipart.4990.0_display_image.jpg?1259267079

[Crash]

http://www.b3takit.co.uk/images/flying_bear.jpg

This may be worse than robot monkeys.

If they team up with the robot monkeys, we're definitely fucked.

[Crispy123]

mars from o&a used the same term. odd.

Yeah I figured it must be a northern thing. There's a different code word down here.

[Crash]

Yeah I figured it must be a northern thing. There's a different code word down here.

CAN WE STAY ON POINT HERE PEOPLE??? FLYING BEARS AND ROBOT MONKEYS ARE MASSING ON THE CANADIAN BORDER AND PREPARING TO KILL US ALL!!!!

FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

[PapaBear]

When I was stationed in NY my boss used "Canadians" as code for black people.

mars from o&a used the same term. odd.

Yeah I figured it must be a northern thing. There's a different code word down here.
It's a waiter/waitress thing. Neither are known for tipping.

[KnoxHarrington]

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/colbert-bears-threatdown.jpg

Told you so

[PapaBear]

After the accident, the bear convalesced in FLA. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nclEZufv2Fc&feature=player_detailpage)

[razorboy]

Sort of makes all of my bitching about lovebugs seem pretty trivial.

[TripleSkeet]

It's a waiter/waitress thing. Neither are known for tipping.

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Winnah winnah chicken dinnah!

[sailor]

It's a waiter/waitress thing. Neither are known for tipping.

wow, that actually makes sense. thanks!

[Judge Smails]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3318/0e5fc141d794c4d39413db4.gif

[Doom Penis]

I imaged a flying squirrel type of bear. Got scared for a minute.

[CountryBob]

I imaged a flying squirrel type of bear. Got scared for a minute.

the name Doom Penis got me scared :surrender:

[Doom Penis]

the name Doom Penis got me scared :surrender:



I used to go by another name here but I wont let me log on as that name. Probably for the better.

[Crash]

I used to go by another name here but I wont let me log on as that name. Probably for the better.

Let the speculation begin...:unsure:

[Tall_James]

You sure they weren't talking about game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals?