Anybody up for a Northern Virginia gathering?

[Fugitive]

The time has come to announce the Fugitive's plan -- now that the weather is better let's see if any old WJFK listeners or any other board members within range of Northern Virginia, Maryland, or YOUR federal city, Washington, D.C. would like to get together in Northern Virginia for a beer, a coffee, or to knock back about seven FIVE HOUR ENERGY SHOTS.

I propose FAIRFAX COUNTY VIRGINIA as the location, and I am proposing FRIDAY NIGHT JUNE 3. I've been told that the old Friday Night Lights gathering place is now closed. Can anyone suggest a venue?

We could converge on a dive like the 1320 Club II or Paper Moon Gentleman's Club in Springfield, Va. --pasties bars. That might make the ladies uncomfortable but how many actually are on this board anyhow? And even if there are some they probably look like Chaz Bono. But if any ladies are interested, we'll definitely find something more wholesome--the Fugitive is agreeable.

Hey I've been away from the area but I'm back--give me proposals on the venue. I've been in fine establishments and skid row bars, the Fugitive plays it as it lays.

R.S.V.P. NOW.

Yes, this is pretty close to the same damn thing I posted before but the subject heading on the earlier one was bad and I also got the date wrong. Indulge me, please.
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[A.J.]

Northern Virginia sucks.

[Fugitive]

I agree, A.J., Northern Virginia sucks -- definitely it sucks on all evaluative dimensions one can conceive of.

For consideration-- The Asylum in D.C.--

http://www.asylumdc.com/

Anybody up for a Ron and Fez meet-up -- in Northern Va. or at the Asylum?

[jonyrotn]

Real Yanks don't go south of the Delaware water gap..

[Dude!]

Real Yanks don't go south of the Delaware water gap..

no real yank goes as far west
as the water gap

[jonyrotn]

no real yank goes as far west
as the water gap
At mile marker 78 on I-80 the voice on my gps starts to sound like larry the cable guy..

[Fugitive]

I may not be the biggest Northern Virginia fan, but these comments betray the same lack of knowledge that it is an urban metropolis that is characteristic of the small-town rural population that you seem to hold in high contempt. Northern Virginia is about as much a part of the "South" as Toronto.:smoke:

C'mon--anybody up for a Ron and Fez reunion somewhere in the Northern Va. area?

[sailor]

I may not be the biggest Northern Virginia fan, but these comments betray the same lack of knowledge that it is an urban metropolis that is characteristic of the small-town rural population that you seem to hold in high contempt. Northern Virginia is about as much a part of the "South" as Toronto.:smoke:

C'mon--anybody up for a Ron and Fez reunion somewhere in the Northern Va. area?

Which side did they fight for?

[jennysmurf]

I look nothing like Chaz Bono, pre or post op, and I'm offended at such a generalization. Even if I lived anywhere near Virginia, I still wouldn't come to your doodie party. So there.:tongue:

[Snoogans]

Which side did they fight for?

come on, lets not bring facts into this

its not like the fuckin general of the confederate army was from Virginia or anything

[PapaBear]

come on, lets not bring facts into this

its not like the fuckin general of the confederate army was from Virginia or anything
At least the Yanks got West Virginia out of the whole deal!

[Snoogans]

At least the Yanks got West Virginia out of the whole deal!

we have been tryin to give it back ever since

[PapaBear]

we have been tryin to give it back ever since
Not a chance, sucker.

[PapaBear]

Dammit! I just realized how you guys got revenge. You sent all your old people to Florida. :wallbash:

[Snoogans]

Dammit! I just realized how you guys got revenge. You sent all your old people to Florida. :wallbash:

and all the assholes we send down to Duke. At least New Jersey does

[sailor]

At least the Yanks got West Virginia out of the whole deal!

we have been tryin to give it back ever since

screw both of ya.

[Earlshog]

Which side did they fight for?

Hey in their defense George Washington was from VA.

Moe imprtantly the Skins are two wins a year for the Giants.

[Earlshog]

and all the assholes we send down to Duke. At least New Jersey does

ha-ha and don't forget Virgina Tech

[Fugitive]

Hmmm, so Virginia was part of the Confederacy--hot news flash buddays. You better change your calendar, I think you still have one from 1863. Do we have any Whigs in the house?

For those of you who took the time to indicate you're not interested in a gathering in Northern Virginia, Fuck You and I Could Give a Shit.

If anyone IS interested, declare now--I set Friday for it and today's Monday. Time to shit or get off the pot. Or toke on the pot, take a good shit, and R.S.V.P. now.

--Fugitive

[Earlshog]

Hmmm, so Virginia was part of the Confederacy--hot news flash buddays. You better change your calendar, I think you still have one from 1863. Do we have any Whigs in the house?

For those of you who took the time to indicate you're not interested in a gathering in Northern Virginia, Fuck You and I Could Give a Shit.

If anyone IS interested, declare now--I set Friday for it and today's Monday. Time to shit or get off the pot. Or toke on the pot, take a good shit, and R.S.V.P. now.

--Fugitive

Earl I'm sorry you had to hear that...


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