Judge Smails
05-05-2011, 07:24 AM
Fuck you Jack Kerouac and Hunter S. Thompson. Though I have my doubts about the varacity of this story I want it to be true in the worst way. Imagine these three nutjobs alone in a car. How is this not already a greenlit movie project yet? I would be there opening day. The comedic possibilities are literally endless.
HOW LIZ TAYLOR, MICHAEL JACKSON AND MARLON BRANDO FLED 9/11 TO OHIO IN A HIRE CAR (http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/How-Liz-Taylor-Michael-Jackson-and-Marlon-Brando-fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car)
(http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/How-Liz-Taylor-Michael-Jackson-and-Marlon-Brando-fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car)
Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the world’s biggest and most charismatic stars – Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson.
The trio are said to have embarked on their journey to flee New York in a hire car the day after the 9/11 terror attack.
Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.
From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America
Rotund Brando, the star of On The Waterfront and The Godfather, apparently annoyed the others by demanding stops at every KFC and Burger King en route.
HOW LIZ TAYLOR, MICHAEL JACKSON AND MARLON BRANDO FLED 9/11 TO OHIO IN A HIRE CAR (http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/How-Liz-Taylor-Michael-Jackson-and-Marlon-Brando-fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car)
(http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/How-Liz-Taylor-Michael-Jackson-and-Marlon-Brando-fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car)
Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the world’s biggest and most charismatic stars – Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson.
The trio are said to have embarked on their journey to flee New York in a hire car the day after the 9/11 terror attack.
Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.
From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America
Rotund Brando, the star of On The Waterfront and The Godfather, apparently annoyed the others by demanding stops at every KFC and Burger King en route.