Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

[Furtherman]

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The only redeeming quality that might make this a decent sci-fi crash and boom flick is that Michael Bay has admitted that Transformers 2 was crap (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/michael-bay-revives-claims-writers-164725)(and rightly so) and had more time to prepare for this one.

And it looks like they tear up Chi-town pretty good!

[StanUpshaw]

How many robot testicles does this one have?

[realmenhatelife]

I cant wait for the product tie ins to start. Dark of the moons over my-hammy.

[Gutter]

I cant wait for the product tie ins to start. Dark of the moons over my-hammy.

Dark of the Blue Moon beer.

[Furtherman]

Dark Of The Moon Cheese.

[Gutter]

Dark of the Moon Pie.

[Judge Smails]

How many robot testicles does this one have?

I don't know about that, but there will be redneck NASCAR robots with mullets. Yes, robots with mullets. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/02/will_transformers_3_feature_robots_with_mullets.ph p)

[King Imp]

The blonde is cute and all, but she's no Megan Fox.

[Contra]

The blonde is cute and all, but she's no Megan Fox.


You saying she doesn't have stubby thumbs?

[StanUpshaw]

Megan Fox in 2011 is no Megan Fox.

[razorboy]

I hear if you're high enough it syncs up perfectly with The Wizard of Oz.

[IamFogHat]

So here's my history with this franchise. I heard the first one was good, and I watched it via Netflix. It was horrific. I had to see the second one because we had to take my chick's little brother to it. It was equally if not more horrific. Unless we have to take him again I will not under any circumstance see this piece of christ pissing dog shit.

[Crash]

Okay, so here's what's wrong with dot.net. Perfect fucking example. New-guy Liarcoatt joins up, says hello, and says some very nice things about us. On top of that he offers us a line on some very affordable dining chair pillows.

And what do you misanthropic fucktwats do? You ignore him. Good for you you. Another friend that you've pushed into the arms of V3.

I HATE YOU ALL!














(this post is going to make no sense once Liarcoatt gets deleted :innocent:)

[Furtherman]

Who?

[realmenhatelife]

Was it John Liarcott? I used to love night court.

[Contra]

Was it John Liarcott? I used to love night court.

I'd rather buy from Jon Larroquette.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qFop22v4G_4/TKkGBQiWzHI/AAAAAAAAAKs/0_TamC5u878/s1600/59812.jpg

That's how the joke is done

[Judge Smails]

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[StanUpshaw]

That's hilarious..but really...is it any different than using any other stock element? Why spend money creating new ridiculous CGI bullshit when recycling old ridiculous CGI bullshit works just as well?

[disneyspy]

i'm sure jake would say those look alot alike

[cougarjake13]

That's hilarious..but really...is it any different than using any other stock element? Why spend money creating new ridiculous CGI bullshit when recycling old ridiculous CGI bullshit works just as well?

and cheaper too

plus he made both movies so its not stealing

[cougarjake13]

i'm sure jake would say those look alot alike

indeed i would


and so should anyone with functional eyesight

[Furtherman]

Well, I think I was right when I called it a possible decent sci-fi crash and boom flick, because that's what it was. At least it was a lot better than that mess of a last movie. They wrecked Chi-town real good.

But the best parts about it was Alan Tudyk's gay German bodyguard, or whatever the hell he was... and Sam's parents again. All the other characters were just schlock, although I did think Patrick Dempsey was pretty good. The new girl is the very definition of eye candy.

A lot of cool F/X with crappy dialog. But at least this one had a cohesive plot-line.

[Fallon]

Sophie Dee’s Topless Review Of “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon” (http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com/transformers-dark-of-the-moon/)
Obviously NSFW

[Gutter]

Sophie Dee’s Topless Review Of “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon” (http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com/transformers-dark-of-the-moon/)
Obviously NSFW

oh she's fantastic.

[JimBeam]

Please tell me they left out the army guys.

I can not stand to see one more second of Tyrese in a movie.

That " I'm a tough ( unrealistic at that ) black guy and I'm gonna talk in ' hard a$$ black guy voice ' " bit is way old.

[CountryBob]

Please tell me they left out the army guys.

I can not stand to see one more second of Tyrese in a movie.

That " I'm a tough ( unrealistic at that ) black guy and I'm gonna talk in ' hard a$$ black guy voice ' " bit is way old.

Only a few minutes made it in the movie...

[cougarjake13]

Sophie Dee’s Topless Review Of “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon” (http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com/transformers-dark-of-the-moon/)
Obviously NSFW



is it wrong to run a batch while shes talking bout robots ??

[cougarjake13]

Please tell me they left out the army guys.

I can not stand to see one more second of Tyrese in a movie.

That " I'm a tough ( unrealistic at that ) black guy and I'm gonna talk in ' hard a$$ black guy voice ' " bit is way old.

saw him in previews so hes in there


not sure how much

[StanUpshaw]

is it wrong to run a batch while shes talking bout robots ??

I think it's far worse that you were batching to a big-tittied Lenay D.

[cougarjake13]

I think it's far worse that you were batching to a big-tittied Lenay D.

boobs are boobs

[Sinestro]

Saw this about 2 weeks ago. Where did all the decepticons come from? Some were on the moon a long time. And we're supposed to believe that on cybertron, the hordes of autobots lost to the decepticons but on earth, it takes 8 autobots, 8 freaking autobots to beat the new hordes of decepticons. WTF! Are you kidding me?

The new girl sucked. didn't add shit to the movie.

Kinda cool that Sam wasn't the first person to come in contact with the transformers. Apparently humans can make transformers. Seriously?? So much for them being advanced.


P.S. Are they going to the junkyard to get optimus a new arm?