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Snoogans
04-25-2011, 05:26 PM
For those who dont know, he plays forward for Manchester City, usually along side Carlos Tevez. It was already pretty awesome that he thought it would be a good idea to throw darts at his own team's youth players (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/899201/mario-balotelli-caught-throwing-darts-out-of-first-floor-window?cc=5901) (thankfully none of them were hurt) cause he was "bored". But here is a whole new level of awesome (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/911622/mario-balotelli-driving-city-mad-with-fines?cc=5901)

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is evidently having as much trouble parking his car as he has putting on a bib, as it has been revealed that his luxury Maserati has been impounded 27 times since his arrival in England.

A report in the Sun has claimed that Balotelli has racked up nearly £10,000 in fines, with an average of three parking tickets per day arriving due to his lack of parking nous.

A source at the club told the paper: "Mario will drive from his luxury apartment to a restaurant a few streets away and leave the car on double yellows. The other week the Maserati misfired so he just abandoned it. Staff have had to bail it out 27 times.

"The valet the club uses empties the glove box of tickets every time he cleans it. Mario doesn't seem to care. It's a drop in the ocean to him.

"Mario was pulled over by the police and he had £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. They asked him why and he said, 'Because I can'. He doesn't care much for authority."

he is the best

sailor
04-25-2011, 05:35 PM
that's nuts.

and i really thought this was going to be about the fat, clog-wearing chef.

Judge Smails
04-25-2011, 05:46 PM
i really thought this was going to be about the fat, clog-wearing chef.

I expected the thread to be titled: "What kind of animal plays for Manchester City?"

http://<IFRAME title="YouTube video player" height=390 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lYU-SeVofHs" frameBorder=0 width=640 allowfullscreen></IFRAME> (http://<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lYU-SeVofHs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

Snoogans
04-25-2011, 05:49 PM
oh man i forgot about that. Mario Balotelli, again a pro footballer, asked out of a game a few weeks ago because he had an allergic reaction to the grass

Tenbatsuzen
04-25-2011, 05:59 PM
So basically, Italian Rickey Henderson?

sailor
04-26-2011, 02:26 AM
I expected the thread to be titled: "What kind of animal plays for Manchester City?"

http://<IFRAME title="YouTube video player" height=390 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lYU-SeVofHs" frameBorder=0 width=640 allowfullscreen></IFRAME> (http://<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lYU-SeVofHs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

i saw that vid before and it seemed like he was playing it up. or, he's the world's dumbest man.