Just had Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door!

[Chigworthy]

...And I didn't mind.

Having hot chicks deliver religious pamphlets to my door is surprisingly effective.

[Dude!]

why aren't you at work?

[Snoogans]

we have a kingdom hall near here. they come to the door all the time but its always old ladies and its always like 9am on saturdays. So im usually a dick about it.

[Furtherman]

When I was a kid, as soon as they hit the bottom of the street, a series of phone calls went from house to house and then we'd hear "Don't answer the door! Jehovas Witnesses!"



But as for hot chicks? Never saw them.

[Chigworthy]

When I was a kid, as soon as they hit the bottom of the street, a series of phone calls went from house to house and then we'd hear "Don't answer the door! Jehovas Witnesses!"



But as for hot chicks? Never saw them.

Hopefully it's the way of the future.

[Chigworthy]

why aren't you at work?

Fridays, I wear a trench coat and nothing else and wait for solicitors.

[red_red_red]

Fridays, I wear a trench coat and nothing else and wait for solicitors.

spy will be right over

[CountryBob]

Haha- reminds me of last year I took a bunch of buddys to my hunting lodge for a bachelor party. This lodge is off the main road and we have never had a knock on the door from a soliciter. On Saturday morning, there came a knock and it was jehovah witnesses (guy and a girl). Buddy of mine invited them in just as a cousin of mine stripped down to his tighty whitey's and pulled them up as far as you can go on his fat belly. He said Howdy come sit down and they both just turned tail and bolted out the door. First time in 35 years and probably the last.

[KingModem]

Must be a church-wide effort. I had a group of 4 JeHo's come to my door @ 11am this morning as well.

I had lots of thoughts run through my head of what I could talk with them about, but I decided to not answer the door instead.

[Chigworthy]

Must be a church-wide effort. I had a group of 4 JeHo's come to my door @ 11am this morning as well.

I had lots of thoughts run through my head of what I could talk with them about, but I decided to not answer the door instead.

They gave me a pamphlet, and from what I could gather from it, there's some dude named Jesus who's having a big birthday in April.

[jonyrotn]

They gave me a pamphlet, and from what I could gather from it, there's some dude named Jesus who's having a big birthday in April.
What a sneeky prick..
He's been conning everyone I know out of birthday gifts on December 25th for years.. Typical Jew..

[Bob Impact]

I just slam the door.

[Snoogans]

you know it doesnt natter they are hot chicks right. they arent allowed to have any sex with you unless you actually join their stupid shit. its against the rules

[Chigworthy]

you know it doesnt natter they are hot chicks right. they arent allowed to have any sex with you unless you actually join their stupid shit. its against the rules

Doesn't matter. As far as religious groups, my will only let me lay with Hutterites.

[IamFogHat]

Did you offer them lemonade and then throw it in their eyes?

[StanUpshaw]

I've been very tempted to get one of these (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16881117005) and just aim it out my front window so I can see who's at the door (in a less conspicuous manner than is possible right now).

http://i.imgur.com/l9qzP.jpg

[Snoogans]

Doesn't matter. As far as religious groups, my will only let me lay with Hutterites.

what?

[PapaBear]

My second wife was a former Witness. She would never let me be rude to them.

[A.J.]

you know it doesnt natter they are hot chicks right. they arent allowed to have any sex with you unless you actually join their stupid shit. its against the rules

I guess the answer is no Marvin.

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[KnoxHarrington]

you know it doesnt natter they are hot chicks right. they arent allowed to have any sex with you unless you actually join their stupid shit. its against the rules

Is it OK if I just jack off in front of one of them?

[SatCam]

Ive never had to deal with a JW until last weekend I was outside changing my oil and they came down my driveway and handed me a pamphlet. I think its tomorrow theyre having a big get together. I forgot to ask if there is going to be free food

[Contra]

Haven't had to deal with them for years thankfully. Although a nice conversation shitting on their views may be nice.

[Bob Impact]

If they catch you outside it also works if you scream YOU HAVE NOT BEEN INVITED ONTO THIS PROPERTY, I AM NOT AFRAID TO EXERCISE MY RIGHTS UNDER THE CASTLE LAWS! That usually gets them and your neighbors moving along pretty quickly.