Roast of Donald Trump

[IamFogHat]

Is it too much to ask to have comedians on a comedy roast?

[IamFogHat]

Sitch is eating his balls. This is so awkward and awesome.

[tele7]

Loving every second of this

[keithy_19]

I enjoy deaf people.

[Space Edge]

How many Lisa Lampanelli likes black cock jokes ?

[keithy_19]

I enjoyed Jeff Ross on Children's Hospital.

[fezident]

I like the roasts but they're getting too glitzy and slick.
It'd be better if they were held on a much smaller scale. Some kinda dirty, smokey, dingey nightclub.

[pennington]

That was pretty good overall. Trump added nothing. They should do a roast with just the comedians ripping each other apart, no guest-of-honor.

I'm as tired of The Situation as anyone, but that was brutal. He's not a comedian or a live performer, even Jeff Ross tried to help him.

[jonyrotn]

That was a bad situation..

[KnoxHarrington]

Apparently they cut out some of "The Situation's" worst jokes:


Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin blows onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was fucking."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

Can this idiot do us all a favor and die of an overdose soon?

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/16/the-situation-racial-snoop-dogg-donald-trump-roast-comedy-central-banned-chopped/

[underdog]

Apparently they cut out some of "The Situation's" worst jokes:



Can this idiot do us all a favor and die of an overdose soon?

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/16/the-situation-racial-snoop-dogg-donald-trump-roast-comedy-central-banned-chopped/

Eh, some of those aren't awful.

Did Lisa Lampanelli talk about all the black dick she likes? She's incorrigible.

[Crispy123]

Eh, some of those aren't awful.

Did Lisa Lampanelli talk about all the black dick she likes? She's incorrigible.

The sad part is he probably didn't even write those, his delivery was just that shitty.

[IamFogHat]

I have a feeling he is so green in the industry that when they said to him 'we'll write some jokes for you' he said no no I got this, and this is what happened.

[underdog]

The sad part is he probably didn't even write those, his delivery was just that shitty.

I have a feeling he is so green in the industry that when they said to him 'we'll write some jokes for you' he said no no I got this, and this is what happened.

No, those were definitely written.

You're probably right, Crispy.

After moans and boos, someone with good timing would have killed with this :

"Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

[IamFogHat]

BTW this amazingly sounds way better than it did last night, I don't know if the editing is bad or if the visuals helped but holy shit this was the worst thing I've seen in a long time.

[underdog]

Also, these are both pretty funny lines :

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was fucking."

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

But I'm sure his delivery was fucking atrocious.

[TripleSkeet]

Also, these are both pretty funny lines :

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was fucking."

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

But I'm sure his delivery was fucking atrocious.

I agree.

[Contra]

After hearing it on OnA I though it was so bad it was bad. That has to be the first time I've heard a crowd boo someone at a roast

[spoon]

After hearing it on OnA I though it was so bad it was bad. That has to be the first time I've heard a crowd boo someone at a roast

At least Marlee Matlin did hear the boos.

[KnoxHarrington]

Marlee Matlin fires back:

Deaf actress Marlee Matlin, who currently stars on Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice," also took a swipe at him, according to the Times: "Like the Situation," she said in American Sign Language, "I too have never heard the sound of laughter."

OH NO SHE DI'NT

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20042209-10391698.html?tag=contentMain;contentBody

[underdog]

Eh, some of those aren't awful.

Did Lisa Lampanelli talk about all the black dick she likes? She's incorrigible.

I hadn't listened to today's R&F when I posted this. Hilariously, she's the next unmasked.

[keithy_19]

Marlee Matlin fires back:



OH NO SHE DI'NT

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20042209-10391698.html?tag=contentMain;contentBody

I thought that she was really funny.

And it might be because I studied ASL in school, but I really enjoy watching her sign.

[jennysmurf]

I thought that she was really funny.

And it might be because I studied ASL in school, but I really enjoy watching her sign.

I bet you do.

[keithy_19]

I bet you do.

You bet right.

:wub:

[fezident]

"Sounds good to me!"-
Marlee Matlin.

[hanso]

Watched some of this at 330 am. F-bombs were nixed CC is a dud.

[TripleSkeet]

Watched some of this at 330 am. F-bombs were nixed CC is a dud.

I usually wait until CC puts them on secret stash to watch them. I cant stand having to try and decipher the bleeps.

[hanso]

I usually wait until CC puts them on secret stash to watch them. I cant stand having to try and decipher the bleeps.


Is that some DVD you have to buy?

[PapaBear]

Is that some DVD you have to buy?
Late night weekends on CC. They show stuff unedited.

[Earlshog]

I usually wait until CC puts them on secret stash to watch them. I cant stand having to try and decipher the bleeps.

Marlee Matlin can give you some lip reading leasons

[Contra]

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[hanso]

It's on Sun. but before midnight.

[IamFogHat]

After hearing it on OnA I though it was so bad it was bad. That has to be the first time I've heard a crowd boo someone at a roast

It's even worse if you actually watch it. So so uncomfortable.

[hanso]

Wish they would have cut him out all together. Now he is a stand up comic like Larry King.