My immune system could probably kick your ass

[StanUpshaw]

I don't mean that it would kick your immune system's ass. I mean if you threw a punch at me, a lymphocyte would block it, and a T cell would counter and break your jaw. And when you're lying there unconscious, several dozen IgA antibodies will pull your pants down and play "hide the spice bottle". My immune system is a sick mother fucker.

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1198942619-1198923915356.jpg

[jonyrotn]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1198942619-1198923915356.jpg
My immune system would kill yours, commit suicide, and kill yours again..

[weekapaugjz]

My immune system would kill yours, commit suicide, and kill yours again..

all you motherfucks are next.

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[disneyspy]

http://www.2dopeboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fist-pump.gif

[Chigworthy]

I don't mean that it would kick your immune system's ass. I mean if you threw a punch at me, a lymphocyte would block it, and a T cell would counter and break your jaw. And when you're lying there unconscious, several dozen IgA antibodies will pull your pants down and play "hide the spice bottle". My immune system is a sick mother fucker.

You should write Chuck Norris jokes, or write for WWTDD. It's that good.

[disneyspy]

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/fist-pump_tha-aych-too-91107.gif

[disneyspy]

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr19/Thunderchicken42/DwightFistPump.gif

[weekapaugjz]

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/punched-in-the-nuts.gif

[StanUpshaw]

Look. Alls I'm saying is that I woke up early this morning and I was on death's door. Now, 12 hours later, I'm trying to decide what kind of calzone I should get.

[disneyspy]

http://failfun.com/wp-content/punch-fail.gif

[Bob Impact]

I'm reasonably sure I would fuck your T-Cells up.

[IamFogHat]

I can give you AIDS without even trying.

[StanUpshaw]

Wiener infection?

That's right....gone overnight. :smoke:

[jennysmurf]

Wiener infection?

That's right....gone overnight. :smoke:

Passed it on to someone else?

[StanUpshaw]

Passed it on to someone else?

No

http://i.imgur.com/zplg3.jpg

[jennysmurf]

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShOlHHn8ThwYblbb2qW4AVF5yZj_ZxM veyj4c_4O8zoAyOxI1D

[Chigworthy]

How do you get a rotten dick if you'rehttp://i.imgur.com/zplg3.jpg?

[StanUpshaw]

How do you get a rotten dick if you'rehttp://i.imgur.com/zplg3.jpg?

It was from an improperly sanitized fleshlight. What do you have to say now, smart guy?

[Snoogans]

http://failfun.com/wp-content/punch-fail.gif

i never saw this before. holy shit thats fuckin funny

[keithy_19]

My immune system is so tough it beats the shit out of me.

[jennysmurf]

My immune system is so tough it beats the shit out of me.

You don't have to be that tough to do that. I can do that over the internet.

[Chigworthy]

http://failfun.com/wp-content/punch-fail.gif

i never saw this before. holy shit thats fuckin funny

As you can see from the just laugh out loud witty and hilarious and refreshing posts I wrote, I've obviously been reading this thread regularly. But I just noticed that shit too, and it fucking rules.

(Score 20 points for me for using two adverbs in one sentence muthafuckas.)

[Bob Impact]

This thread brings me so much joy. The initial concept is hilarious and almost every post is a winner.