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Chigworthy
02-27-2011, 06:10 AM
Combining Jesus or Christ with another word or wrapping it into a clever phrase seems to be the easy pickins for bands and artists trying to sound clever. This has something that has bugged me for a long time. I'm not a Christian, what bothers me is the overuse and lack of imagination that it portrays. Help me catalog this phenomenon here, so that we may leisurely hate.

Some examples:

Some band called Motorjesus:
http://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/motorjesus.jpg?w=400&h=300

Some band called Sugarjesus:
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Sugar Jesus is a musical entity, indicative of the changing world that shaped its inception. Pioneers in the art of arranging
sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, Sugar Jesus has pushed the boundaries of
what constitutes a subjectively perceived phenomenon. Often cited as a utopian remedy for an increasingly stagnant world -
specifically, the USA, Japan, UK, GSA - it concentrates its physical energy on the resolution of disorganised sound.

Commentators stress the relationship between the occult sciences and the theory of absolute escapism. Sugar Jesus unites both
physical and rational credence, resulting in an amalgamated spiritual distraction. Often linked to church-sect typology, it chooses
to influence the social construct of the masses through a universal wave of euphoria. Comparisons have been made between its
psychodynamic interpretation of abstract relativism and the therapeutic benefits of conceptual cerebral manipulation. Academics
emphasise that Sugar Jesus' name in particular assumes an authoritative function when construed figuratively - a simple allusion
to the 'second coming', or perhaps a highly ironical intimation of 'transubstantiation' in glitzy modern day consumerist culture.

The Enlightenment stressed the importance of perceived aesthetics in a simultaneously decaying and fluctuating world.
Likewise, Sugar Jesus seeks to question the legitimacy of its own identity through superficial anonymity. It embraces recurring
atmospheric themes on an esoteric level, often inspiring a sensation of isolation, detachment and claustrophobia. By combining
nuances of love and deep despair, such lines as, "I want to break into you", and "Do you want to break into me", become a
suitably dark expression of genuine sentiment when contrasted with the poisonous reality of 21st century collective emotion.

In an age where language means nothing, on the distant horizon, a thin black line is emerging.
There is a momentary silence.
The dawn of 'the ethereal' approaches...
...the storm is coming.

Some band called The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre (LOL!!!!!)
http://www2.sk-static.com/images/media/img/col3/20101201-145253-184929.jpg

Ministry's song "Jesus Built My Hotrod":
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I used to like Ministry. I still do a little. I think this song is where I first noticed the Jesus phenomenon and started disliking artists who use it. Then I heard a near 50 year old Al Jourgenson on O&A talking about stupid rockband stunts like burning down tourbusses with fireworks and tripping in a zoo with bestial roadies, and I realized that I couldn't discern Jougenson from Tommy Lee.

The Birthday Party's song "Big Jesus Trashcan":
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Nick Cave is still one of my favorite artists (despite Nocturama), but he may have started this whole shit phenomenon back in the 70's with this tune.:wallbash:



There's plenty more out there; Wumpscut's "Christfuck", Fear Factory's "Pisschrist, etc.

cougarjake13
02-27-2011, 08:34 AM
i was gonna mention fear factorys piss christ but i see you did

A.J.
02-27-2011, 09:52 AM
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Chigworthy
02-27-2011, 10:49 AM
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This is a revelation! I always assumed that shitty song was by shitty U2.

Snoogans
02-27-2011, 10:51 AM
This is a revelation! I always assumed that shitty song was by shitty U2.

i thought it was Collective Soul or Candlebox or something

Snoogans
02-27-2011, 10:53 AM
did it ever occur to any of you crusaders that they could just be spanish?

KnoxHarrington
02-27-2011, 10:53 AM
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Chigworthy
02-27-2011, 11:02 AM
Here's a homoerotic German Manson clone, complete with emo hair helmets, tribal tattoos, and false alpha behavior:
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Chigworthy
02-27-2011, 11:08 AM
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A perfect entry into the catalog.

HBox
02-27-2011, 11:21 AM
Here's a homoerotic German Manson clone, complete with emo hair helmets, tribal tattoos, and false alpha behavior:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IcbDmPye_rw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm not gonna let this shit band be the last word on that phrase. They stole their name from here:

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furie
02-27-2011, 12:21 PM
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A.J.
02-27-2011, 12:25 PM
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spoon
02-27-2011, 01:31 PM
fuck me, I always liked that Jesus Jones song

better than those wankers at EMF with "Unbelievable"

:wallbash:

Bob Impact
02-27-2011, 01:36 PM
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Chigworthy
02-27-2011, 04:31 PM
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I don't think this fits; it seems like a sincere song without any irony (I think). Anyway, I liked the subtle racism/bass bias where there are multiple shots of the two white guitarists, one white guitarist, one white drummer, both white drummers, and the black guy is only in frame when the whole band is.

realmenhatelife
02-27-2011, 05:52 PM
I used to work with this guy who was one of those extreme christians, and had a bunch of tattoos about religion and liked christian hard rock and all that. And someone came in wearing a Jesus Is My Homeboy shirt and he said how he didn't like those shirts. And I said I understand that because Urban Outfitters was just ironically making fun of religious people. And he said no, they're trying to financially exploit young christians. He thought the shirts were serious, and everyone who wore them was sincerely religious.

Chigworthy
02-27-2011, 07:29 PM
I used to work with this guy who was one of those extreme christians, and had a bunch of tattoos about religion and liked christian hard rock and all that. And someone came in wearing a Jesus Is My Homeboy shirt and he said how he didn't like those shirts. And I said I understand that because Urban Outfitters was just ironically making fun of religious people. And he said no, they're trying to financially exploit young christians. He thought the shirts were serious, and everyone who wore them was sincerely religious.

Sounds like he was a RetardJesus.

underdog
02-27-2011, 07:31 PM
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keithy_19
02-27-2011, 09:25 PM
I used to work with this guy who was one of those extreme christians, and had a bunch of tattoos about religion and liked christian hard rock and all that. And someone came in wearing a Jesus Is My Homeboy shirt and he said how he didn't like those shirts. And I said I understand that because Urban Outfitters was just ironically making fun of religious people. And he said no, they're trying to financially exploit young christians. He thought the shirts were serious, and everyone who wore them was sincerely religious.

I hate those shirts. I guess I just find the people who I've known who wear them were usually dickheads.

But because I can't think of any bands that ironically use the word Jesus I'll just state three christian bands that got me into punk music.

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Chigworthy
02-28-2011, 05:59 AM
I hate those shirts. I guess I just find the people who I've known who wear them were usually dickheads.

But because I can't think of any bands that ironically use the word Jesus I'll just state three christian bands that got me into punk music.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g-VhHfw7Aas" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E0fvISSsxKE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Not even close. You, sir, are a Judas to this thread.

keithy_19
02-28-2011, 07:55 PM
Not even close. You, sir, are a Judas to this thread.

How so? I clearly said I didn't know any bands to add to this thread that use the word Jesus ironically. But the three bands I showed were/are christian punk bands that helped me get into punk music.

PapaBear
02-28-2011, 08:02 PM
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