How long would your suicide note be?

[furie]

I think anything over 3 pages is too self indulgent.

but this guy (http://cupwire.ca/articles/37979) wrote at 1900 page suicide note complete with bibliography. I haven't started to read it yet, but the reviews are great!

[Furtherman]

Mine would be short. It would mention a treasure. It would mention Wyoming. There would be no clues. Good luck suckers.

[Judge Smails]

Only a self-absorbed douchebag would commit suicide and have no regard for the pain and emotional distress that it would cause those around him. This guy is a douchebag on an order of magnitude that's off the charts crazy.

IF I were to commit suicide there would be no note because I would do everything in my power to make it look like an accident. If I'm going to fuck my family over like that , the least I could do is not fuck them out of any insurance money too.

[A.J.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcrwlshEz01qdoghio1_500.png

[Contra]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcrwlshEz01qdoghio1_500.png

Lock it up

Nevermind don't do that, we need all the active threads we can get

[brettmojo]

http://www.pointsincase.com/images/suicide_letter_2.jpg

[Snacks]

Only a self-absorbed douchebag would commit suicide and have no regard for the pain and emotional distress that it would cause those around him. This guy is a douchebag on an order of magnitude that's off the charts crazy.

IF I were to commit suicide there would be no note because I would do everything in my power to make it look like an accident. If I'm going to fuck my family over like that , the least I could do is not fuck them out of any insurance money too.

maybe the people who are supposed to care about him and help him didnt? so why should he care about other people? the guy died, isnt dying young and worse then a few people being upset over it? someone who kills themselves obviously has problems and I would be many times they are problems that could have been helped if the people around gave a shit enough to help. Its only after its too late that people then say they wish they did something!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

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[cougarjake13]

3 words



fuck you all

[Bob Impact]

3 words



fuck you all

I've gotta imagine that if I ever were to become suicidal I wouldn't be in a writing mood and I would end up with this. or ""Yech"

[disneyspy]

fuck you fucksticks

[jonyrotn]

Bye!

[StanUpshaw]

A suicide notes seems like such a femme thing to do.

I don't mean that to be funny. I seriously can't picture a dude sitting down and writing some emotional farewell.

[IamFogHat]

643 words.